the market can be modeled by a random walk with a forcing term, so "follow the market" works. if you model driving with a random walk you die.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 June 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
the cars i drive were made in the late 80s and early 90s and have very manual controls. they also dont have air bags!
― 龜, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
crossing my fingers that my 2006 hatchback w 210k miles makes it to 300k. the idea of car shopping in the modern era gives me hella anxiety
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
I love cruise control for long trips— it’s absolutely an energy saver, at least for the way I drive.
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
honestly would prefer to move somewhere that a car just isn’t necessary before it’s time to buy again
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
“i use cruise control basically every time i get on the highway hate having to keep track of whether im speeding”can confirm the subie eyesight shit makes hiway driving much nicer. you still have to be 100% in control ime, it just means you don’t have to take your eyes off the road for speedo or wonder about how fast you’re going. you wont go over x mph, if the cars afore you slow down, so do you, and if they speed up, so will you, but not over x mph. You can just steer and navigate traffic and brake when you need to do. 🤷🏻♂️I don’t like the steering thing that bumps you inside the road lines so i turn that off.
― Warning: Choking Hazard (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
We rented a Mazda CX-5 thing last year - sort of a crossover small SUV - to drive out to Zion
At one point on the drive home, we locked in with two other CX-5's, using the radar-guided cruise control.. so when the first car was able to speed up, the others did as well.. it was really fucking weird but kinda cool
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link
the last trip on the interstate that I didn't use cruise control on was when I was being shady, shadowed a semi trailer in my circa 2010ish hybrid car, and managed to eke out an extra 10mpg
― mh, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link
Hunt3r, what you describe is exactly what I’m talking about— it makes highway driving, particularly for long stretches with little congestion, an absolutely different and I think less physically taxing activity. You still have to be alert mentally and have your eyes on the road, obviously.
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link
to divert away from cartalk for a while
Elon Musk, SpaceX and Tesla are being sued for $258 billion over claims they are part of a racketeering scheme to back the cryptocurrency Dogecoin https://t.co/HgvMaYpV7F— Bloomberg (@business) June 16, 2022
feel like yeah, he absolutely was manipulating the price of Dogecoin for personal gain, but idk if that's technically a crime
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump
― 龜, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link
webistics
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:18 (one year ago) link
Pump and dump chump
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link
musks doge situation def seemed very shady at the time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:26 (one year ago) link
Everything this motherfucker touches seems shady.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:28 (one year ago) link
im just a simple poster idk what this case needs to go forward but could be pretty interesting if it does
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
*to the tune of Pumps and a Bump*
Pump an-a dump/ pump an-a dump/ elon musk finna pump an-a dump
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoomAnd a poom-poom, just pump and dump
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
Teslas Running Autopilot Involved in at Least 273 Crashes in Past Year
The new data set stems from a federal order last summer requiring automakers to report crashes involving driver assistance to assess whether the technology presented safety risks. Tesla‘s vehicles have been found to shut off the advanced driver-assistance system, Autopilot, around one second before impact, according to the regulators.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 16 June 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link
Pump-de-Dump doop boduDump-de-Pump doop bop
― peace, man, Thursday, 16 June 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
Interesting to see even the hacker news set worrying that people will think they like musk if they drive a Tesla https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31771367
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 June 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
elon really fucked up lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 June 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link
Smog's "I Was a Stranger" about Elon's arrival on Mars
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 June 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link
Kind of wonder if Tesla is in too big to fail territory no matter what Elon does or how much of a scam Tesla is finally revealed to be. How many pension funds and 401ks are invested in it at this point?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 17 June 2022 05:10 (one year ago) link
Might as well confess at this point that my wife owns and drives a Tesla, and we both love it. I'm probably the only person on this thread who likes them, although I agree that Musk is an idiot.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 17 June 2022 07:29 (one year ago) link
friend of mine recently bought one
as insufferable as Elon is, it was a pleasure to drive in
the roof is made of glass!
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 17 June 2022 10:19 (one year ago) link
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, June 17, 2022 1:10 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
This was my point a couple of weeks ago. It would have to be something criminal and even then I'm just not sure our system is going to punish a rich guy like Musk. I would love to see it though, I hate this guy :(
― Cabernet Frank (PBKR), Friday, 17 June 2022 11:08 (one year ago) link
too big to fail is not the same as too rich to be prosecuted. you need to be close to a monopoly to be too big to fail, and tesla have a lot of competitors (who are rapidly catching up). tesla stock could absolutely crash in a bad way, or at least back to a realistic valuation
elon musk will never suffer because of the judicial system tho
― micah, Friday, 17 June 2022 11:12 (one year ago) link
yeah companies like tesla do from time to time fail
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 June 2022 11:39 (one year ago) link
I hope Tesla fails. I hate the way their cars look, I hate the way their owners act, and I hate Elon Musk and his racist apartheid company.
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 17 June 2022 12:09 (one year ago) link
x-post to anagram, just curious: I think I've mentioned before this strange Tesla owner thing I've noticed, where they all (the three or four I know) love their car while simultaneously admitting it's nowhere near as nice or reliable or well-made as comparable/previous luxury cars. Was this at all your experience?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2022 12:14 (one year ago) link
Well we've never had a comparable size/price car before so I have nothing to compare it to really. My wife is the driver, I'm just a passenger/navigator and I just like the look & feel of it. With petrol prices going through the roof I think we did the right thing in buying it when we did. Obviously there are other EVs out there but the Tesla just seemed like the right choice for us idk. We also test drove a Volvo EV but it was kind of a boring experience compared to the Tesla.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 17 June 2022 12:58 (one year ago) link
No farting.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link
driving a car should be a boring experience in my humble opinion
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 17 June 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link
Pontiac - “Real Driving Excitement” begs to differ
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link
Driving excitement is meant to replace our early human excitements, like chasing wild game across dangerous fields and bravely growing wheat, or making cave paintings
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link
Only now the excitement is more about how to connect Bluetooth
well i hope that tesla meets the same fate as pontiac
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link
Does Tesla have a good slogan? Maybe they could use a good slogan to turn things around
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
"Build Tough. Fart Tough"
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
"ride free" is their motto! that's even better
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 June 2022 14:47 (one year ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/17/technology/spacex-employees-fired-musk-letter.html
“The letter, solicitations and general process made employees feel uncomfortable, intimidated and bullied, and/or angry because the letter pressured them to sign onto something that did not reflect their views,” Ms. Shotwell wrote. “We have too much critical work to accomplish and no need for this kind of overreaching activism.”
i thought this guy was all about free speech :\
― 龜, Friday, 17 June 2022 14:47 (one year ago) link
indeed who has time for overreaching activism when you are engaged in the important work of frivolous space travel
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 17 June 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
"ride free by becoming an indentured servant on mars with a competitive interest rate"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 June 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Friday, 17 June 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link
or rather: we just slap our logo on Toyota Matrixes now lol
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Friday, 17 June 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
vibe twins, yeah! greatest fricking car ever made, reliability of a toyota with the lol factor/cheapness/no one will ever bother jacking this steez of a pontiac 💟
― bule bulak oying (cat), Friday, 17 June 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
oh right teslas. yeah, my hippie college techbro town is crawling with them. aiui one of the lesser musks lives here, i reckon he gets a family discount and hands them out to people so they'll be friends with him.
― bule bulak oying (cat), Friday, 17 June 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
Lesser Musks sounds like a seldom visited archipelago.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2022 17:22 (one year ago) link
someone leaked screenshots from our slack, and now people are getting harassed by qanon types, great stuff.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 June 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link