Merry Focking Christmas
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 25 July 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
Trump's former campaign manager said the ex-president is now surrounded by people trying to take advantage of him
https://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-people-trying-take-advantage-of-him-2022-7
Break out the world's smallest violin.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link
in a parallel universe, very much like our own but with small differences, the terribleness of donald trump is entirely contained within QVC, where he is the star and rips people off there, in QVC, just in QVC
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 28 July 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link
I mean that's kind of what it felt like until he ran for president? Asshole has show about being asshole, is contained to show about being an asshole and some gaudy properties/brands.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link
A history of breaking everything he touched.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/28/15/60799705-11058449-image-a-2_1659019303480.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:26 (one year ago) link
That can't be real.
He looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm.
― doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
or David Lo Pan
― peace, man, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:49 (one year ago) link
https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/old-people-poltergeist-ii.gif
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:50 (one year ago) link
they're real.. unless his automaton escaped Disneyland:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/28/22/60814071-11059559-image-a-6_1659044927029.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
"You were not put upon this world to "get it", Mr. Biden!"
― peace, man, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
So he’s stopped spray-painting himself?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 29 July 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link
Or doesn't have a White House level makeup team.
― nickn, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link
"You were right about me"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link
Oh come on pic.twitter.com/wYwbBVt9mW— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022
This is next level bleak pic.twitter.com/VzBkpul3Sm— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022
Research NJ cemetery law, burying a body on your land protects it from all sorts of things. Including seizure and paying taxes— johnnybonesjones™️ (@jjones4236) July 29, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 July 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link
Trump looks like Jerry Jones if Jerry hadn't been getting facelifts every six months for two decades.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 30 July 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
God, that photo is disturbing.
― jmm, Saturday, 30 July 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
he still has a way to go before he reaches end-stage al davis
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link
"Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."
― earlnash, Saturday, 30 July 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link
As a tax researcher, I was skeptical of rumors Trump buried his ex-wife in that sad little plot of dirt on his Bedminster, NJ golf course just for tax breaks. So I checked the NJ tax code & folks...it's a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income & sales tax, all eliminated. pic.twitter.com/VDZBlDyuhQ— Brooke Harrington (@EBHarrington) July 31, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
There are many reasons I love living in NJ, but this place is crooked as fuck in a whole lot of ways, large and small. If you read the laws and tax codes carefully enough, you can do just about anything you want here.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link
Unfortunately it all involves burying someone
― Evan, Monday, 1 August 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
I'm reading a history of the USFL by Jeff Pearlman; he includes this letter at the front of the book.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/letter_copy.jpg?w=928
― clemenza, Monday, 1 August 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link
This man was once the President of the United States. I’m not kidding. Seriously - for like four years. I shit you not. pic.twitter.com/FjHgkkM0vy— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) July 31, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 1 August 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link
and he will be again, too. Unless (what, though?)
― StanM, Monday, 1 August 2022 05:45 (one year ago) link
Is that from “Truth”? Is the UI for Truth exactly the same as Twitter? please, tell me the truth
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 1 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
Only 8.22k Retruths?
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
I wonder why someone on Truth Central would Retruth a Trump Truth. Is there anyone on there who doesn't follow Trump?
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
Retruth of the Cruel.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
After seeing all the photos of them together this weekend this seems very possible to me https://t.co/hZP4GSrc5V— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 1, 2022
<Tik Tok 'Oh no' meme>
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 August 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
this fucker is somehow going to outlive Kissinger.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 August 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
Trump is 76; Kissinger is 99. The odds are in his favor, yes.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 August 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link
Having the third wife standing on the first wife’s grave and smiling is brazy! pic.twitter.com/VTVBwhkd4h— church girl (@KiaSpeaks) August 1, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
(That's Photoshopped, but I bet we get a real one when her husband dies)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
xp - well, yeah, I meant he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence longer than even Kissinger.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 August 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence Supreme Court longer than even Kissinger.
― DJI, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
I bet we get a real one when her husband die
...and on OnlyFans, one of her honoring a favorite activity by peeing on it.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 August 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
big news, folks -- Trump says he actually completed the wall after all. Our border problems are solved! pic.twitter.com/fFh9ZdIHS0— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2022
Didn't just complete the wall, he actually added even more wall.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link
He's got new hair too.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link
Amber waves of gain.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
we need to stop the radical left indoctrination of our children pic.twitter.com/ksfaBHN1kN— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-toilet-photos-maggie-haberman
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 8 August 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link
Cursed URL
― jaymc, Monday, 8 August 2022 13:21 (one year ago) link
so fresh, so clean
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 8 August 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link
Maggie’s desire for a fresh scoop at any cost has gone too far this time
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
Fresh scoop...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 8 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
OK, I'll do it...
Maggie’s desire for a fresh poop at any cost has gone too far this time
― Bait Kush (Eric H.), Monday, 8 August 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
:-o
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
Trump, on his return to Washington, hatched a plan for the “biggest, grandest military parade ever for the Fourth of July”. But the plans went down badly with Trump’s cabinet staff.
“I’d rather swallow acid,” the defense secretary and former Marine Corps general, James Mattis, is reported to have said...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/08/trump-pentagon-generals-nazis-second-world-war
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
Kelly got in a decent burn too
“Why can’t you be like the German generals?” Donald Trump asked John Kelly, who was his White House chief of staff at the time, according to a new book. It depicts Trump as deeply frustrated by top military officials, whom he saw as insufficiently loyal. https://t.co/WunFHIU5bZ pic.twitter.com/ZvnqqJDw5B— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 8, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link