just get up and go to the bathroom/water cooler? she would probably be gone by the time you get off, and you have dealt with yr fluids. everybody wins.
― caek, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god
"get back", not "get off"
nope sorry, that correction is not accepted
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
public masturbation is the obvious solution here--glad someone said it!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
just barely stopped myself from changing username to "you have dealt with yr fluids. everybody wins."
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda odd to jack it at the water cooler even if the office is empty tho
it's a public gathering place of the office, much like a town square
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
everybody wins
― caek, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
a place to see and be seen
oh, I didn't have any intense need for her to leave, or anything, I probably just posted to ILX until she was done or whatever, I just think it's maybe weird and rude to have a whole personal conversation over by other people's desks when you're aware they're still there
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
she probably wasn't aware that your were there, though
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the initial coughing totally wasn't passive-aggressive, incidentally, I was mostly just trying to let her know someone was there cause I felt awkward about hearing her personal conversation without her being aware of my presence!
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
blarg, she totally knew I was there, I'm like typing and moving around and coughing
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
a) sorry--d@n is right the coughing is passive aggressive
b) when i'm on the phone with someone, i'm a lot less aware of my surroundings, and i don't always hear stuff going on. she probably didn't hear you.
c) why didn't you just ask her to go somewhere else?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
if you'd gotten up and started masturbating, she would have really known you were there (good looking out, caek)
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
she probably never would have spoken on the phone again, ever
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
also lol when did you turn into Liz Lemon?????? hottt
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
i know what you mean nabisco, i'm sensitive to sounds and stuff too, where i work--but if it's something that only goes on for five minutes, i figure no big whoop. if it went on longer than that though, i would say something. if i was really busy, though, i would say something right away
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
btw your conundrum is exactly why I wear headphones 24/7
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
cuz I didn't actually care and just thought it was weird and rude? I think the tenor of this complaint is getting lost
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
like y'all are imagining me as all huffy and indignant whereas in fact I was just going "seriously? you're just gonna stand over there and have a whole phone conversation? *ahem ahem* you realize there's someone over here, right?"
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
...explain the difference again.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
??
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
cuz I didn't actually care and just thought it was weird and rude?
i think you do care, and like i said, i have the same complaint sometimes. and you totally should care, she was being annoying, but as d@n said upthread, you gotta tell her she's annoying you, otherwise you're coming off. . . as huffy.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5000000/Blerg-liz-lemon-5028033-200-196.jpg
nabisco, working late
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
like tapping your pencil and squeaking your chair is textbook passive aggression 101
Mr. Que it's great that after all this time together on ILX you know how much I care about different things at work
Umm you guys are seriously weird, though: I would only have told her it was annoying if I were annoyed and wanted her to leave; I didn't really care that much so I didn't -- I just found it sorta weird and then later asked weirdos on the internet if they thought it was weird and rude. The tapping and coughing wasn't intended to say "go away," it was intended to say "just so you know, there's still someone over here, so you probably don't want to steer your conversation in the direction of your sex life or anything, it'll be embarrassing for both of us"
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean if I am taking a personal call someplace I think is empty, I would 100% appreciate anyone in the area doing a polite little throat-clear or chair-shift to let me know I am not alone
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
The tapping and coughing wasn't intended to say "go away," it was intended to say "just so you know, there's still someone over here, so you probably don't want to steer your conversation in the direction of your sex life or anything, it'll be embarrassing for both of us"
wtf dude, that's when you start a thread and type out lurid details combined with blatant lies so we can all lol
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
(I think people are assuming that you found this annoying because you posted it on "Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers". This is just a hunch, though.)
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
just think how much MORE awkward this would have been if you were masturbating
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
also d@n OTM--you left some crucial details out. and i think we all agree with you that it's weird and annoying
― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Ach, I'm totally with Nabisco on this one. I don't think his coughing was necessarily passive-aggressive; similarly, I think his colleague's behaviour was a little thoughtless (though it is easy to stop paying any attention to your surroundings when you're on the phone: literally thoughtless, then, rather than pejoratively so?)
― grimly fiendish, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually my "start a thread, wtf" post reminds me that a dude called into the morning show I listen to to brag about how he had to break up with his girlfriend today because he accidentally slept with her twin sister on Friday and then intentionally slept with her mother on Saturday. It was a total lie but still completely compelling listening.
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha I know, it doesn't rise to some of the gold on this thread, I just wanted a place to ask if it was as weird as I thought it was :(
I'm gonna continue to assume I'm not alone, though, in terms of having stuff happen in life that's not quite annoying enough to say anything about at the time, but just annoying enough to complain about on ILX
― nabisco, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
xp: (that has nothing to do with co-workers; I did overhear one of my employees yelling at his mom about how she should have actually filled out some paperwork if she expected to tap into Medicare to pay for her medical expenses and how it was now her own damn fault that she is getting massive bills that he is now responsible for since he's taking care of her, that was fun)
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
meanwhile, my co-workers are openly musing about the best way to research making plastic explosives and nobody finds that even mildly odd
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
"so, I saw another UFO last night"
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly not sure why you were so concerned abt alerting her to your presence--if she is oblivious enough to wander around the office having a personal convo than i wouldn't really feel bad about overhearing her.
also instead of coughing or tapping you could have just stood up and stretched or paced up and down the aisle a couple of times, which i do all the time.
i get that she wasn't "annoying" you but still yr reaction confuses me.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I am complex and full of mystery, I guess
― nabisco, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
as an ilx poster you were already in that league
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
as we all are
I totally get what Nabisco is saying, is it that unclear to other people? No wonder this board gets such clusterfuck threads sometimes.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I get what he's saying, it's just weird. Once a year or so nabisco is like that. Last year it was the Master and Commander thread.
― caek, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
It's like his left eyebrow went up 3 mm, and he's all weirded out that everybody else's went up 4 mm.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree that letting someone know you are there is polite and not p-a
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I went through something similar yesterday when I was sitting there, minding my own business, when two co-workers started to loudly talk about some staff changes and marketing strategies basically right in my ear.
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
But I was pretty much stuck since Hormel dinner and morning coffee were taking their toll on me.
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
having a co-worker scapegoat the rest of my dept to our superior by saying that we haven't given him all the data he needs = fuck u liar, watch me fwd this 3-wk old email in which you were asked if you had everything you needed to finish the gd project -- which you never bothered to respond to
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I think it wld be appropriate to play Michael Jackson's "You are Not Alone."
― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link