even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

i mean yeah but also, grandpa, just say of course, we’d like nothing better, and be done with it, and you’ll have done something that makes everyone happy. instead of this, which is bad!

Or just say no, and then don't write into the NYT parading how you put your entitled grandson in his place.

yes pretty much any other option

Dear Ethicist, my question is that I have an axe to grind.

"Is Popsy gone yet?"

Only Murders in the Building have you hankering for the Upper West Side? These sheet-pan rugelach will make you think you're at Zabar's.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 17, 2022

The quiddity and agony of your kitchen needing a kitchen

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/16/realestate/back-kitchen-scullery.html

lol this article is literally about quiddities and agonies of the ruling class: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/16/nyregion/trinity-grace-church-school.html

First paragraph:

As we have seen over and over in recent years, privilege is in crisis. Undone by guilt, jittery about an authority it is not eager to relinquish, lost in internal conflicts and contradictions, privilege has earnestly worked to rebrand itself, at times alienated its longstanding constituents, backtracked, corrected, wrung its hands.

It doesn't get better.

My god that may actually be too irritating to read in full, and I tried

Privilege is in crisis and Something Must Be Done.

I'm out of free articles, but that is quite a headline

Gonna be honest with you, reading that article came at a cost even for us NYT subscribers

"Is Popsy gone yet?"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgiJ0OS9LwU

What to do when you inherit a château https://t.co/KDMwHgCPru

— Financial Times (@FinancialTimes) September 17, 2022

not if but when

finally someone who understands my bat corridor needs

New York is a place singularly obsessed with reinventing its own rituals and power moves — and there’s nothing like sharing agnolotti with friends before dusk on a Tuesday to demonstrate you’re a master of your own universe

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/20/t-magazine/eating-early-new-york-restaurants.html

wait till they meet my grandma, she eats so early they’ll probably give her her own column

As tenants face increasingly high rents, publicly traded corporate landlords are reporting some of their highest margins ever. For smaller landlords, the situation can look very different. https://t.co/iLNvpR4UB6

— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 27, 2022

Just a small lil landlord of 6000 units

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/liberapedia/images/7/75/Toodamnhigh.jpg

ongoing in my immediate neighborhood
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/07/nyregion/dog-attack-park-slope-brooklyn.html

TBF (although I don't know that this really matters), it sounds like that guy's company manages rather than owns those apartments, i.e. is the property management company? Or am I misunderstanding?

6000 just seems like a less shockingly large number for a management company to manage than for a "small" owner to own.

What's shocking is including a 6000 unit landlord (whether he's a middleman or outright owner of the properties) in your sob story about the struggles of "smaller operators."

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/09/technology/minecraft-universe-developer.html
offered without comment


except “a squared plus b squared equals c squared”

fantasy guest feature - Didion writing this (not to discredit the actual writer): https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/09/us/california-high-speed-rail-politics.html

It’s time to stop scrolling when you see shit headlines this this :
“When the Tax Agency
Won’t Let You
Deduct Your Reindeer-
Herding Dog”

On the same day, three New Yorkers—a trader, a lawyer and a social worker—ordered cocaine from a delivery service. Within hours, all three were dead from fentanyl. https://t.co/JOSFKf91v0

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) October 23, 2022

Dealers also cut it into cocaine, a stimulant, to be more potent and addictive

So dealers cut their upper with a downer to "be more potent"? This sounds like my friends debating whether some batch of x was "heroin based" or not circa 2000, but they worked at TGI Friday's and not the WSJ.

Giorgia Meloni and the Politics of Power Dressing

The first female prime minister of Italy can’t avoid people caring about what she wears, but she can use it, our fashion critic writes.

not as thread appropriate but jesus:

Jeff Bezos Says He Will Give Away Most of His Fortune

The Amazon founder, estimated to be worth $124 billion, suggested in an interview on CNN that he would donate most of his money to charity during his lifetime.

xp
When fashion dictates, you're living in a fashion state!

hey bezos don’t talk about it just do it

https://archive.ph/2022.12.28-193921/https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/27/travel/babies-flying-first-class.html

https://www.washingtonian.com/2022/12/28/home-cocktail-lounges-for-entertaining/

“ A separate outdoor entrance into the lounge amps up the speakeasy element. “You feel like you’re going out to a bar, right?” Healey says of the space. ”
NOT REALLY THO

“It’s that essential question: Does first class buy you the right to avoid hoi polloi and their kids, or do you need to fly private for that?”

for millennia, philosophers and theologians have agonized

Essential

There’s no minimum age restriction on first class seats?

"Babies in First Class"

Tell me that isn't a deliberate double meaning

xp Not according to that linked NYT article. Can you imagine?

I am not heartless and would never wish harm on a child, but

When Dr. Amy Guralnick, a pulmonologist, took her 3-year-old to Israel from Chicago in business-class seats, the woman next to her immediately switched her seat to coach to avoid being around the baby. The man who claimed the abandoned business-class seat was loud and obnoxious and spilled his drink on the baby, who slept throughout the entire 12-hour flight, Dr. Guralnick said.

heh

I don't really like kids but I cannot imagine choosing coach for 12 hours over being near one.

This bit makes no sense:

If it seems like the child will be a disruption to others, parents should select another section of the plane, Ms. Swann suggested.

Because the losers in other sections of the plane don't have eardrums too?

tbf everyone should stop having children

xp Maybe she was referring to the wing.

tbf everyone should stop having children

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people on here have yelled at me a lot for saying this