Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

so according to this chart you should be about three months in, however, i'm at the three year mark and i cry frequently so i'm not sure how reliable it is

https://i.redd.it/3lf7dtonwxry.png

lmao

the next few years are gonna be wild!

yup well they were originally going to press 10,000 copies to satiate unprecedented worldwide demand, guessing tho that they got wind that you specifically might be peeved by a smaller run and here we are

Oh, that massive whammer who called me a rapist for chuckles, he better stop down in London where he can play Professional Working Class Hard Man and posh cunts will bray and throw pennies, some boy called I dunno Gareth will stab both his eyes out as soon as the North train crosses into Angus. Also that's not how Bobby Gillespie speaks.

just saying, I carry a knife, actually two, one I inherited from my father, one some boy named Gareth gave me

Er, what is this all about?

fuck var thread

And yet if I go around wearing a shirt that says

FUCK CHRIST IN THE ASS

or

I DRAW PICS OF THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD’S DICK ON MY DICK

or

THE OLD TESTAMENT IS SHIT


I could easily get shot

Jibbitz thread heating up

lol Bosom Manor

how about instead of eliminating the shift they just make fielders walk very very slowly when the ball is in play

baseball needs a three point line

If you get left on base that the end of an inning, you have to leave your helmet on the base and face the pitchers helmet-less for rest of game.

Also runners have to step on the base even though there's lotsa helmets on it

I could easily get shot

― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table)

i have a t-shirt that says "quit school take hormones kill god", nobody's shot me yet, i'll let you know if that changes

i _do_ live in portland tho

by contrast, i’m pretty sure if i wore a shirt that said “WHITE PEOPLE ARE A POX UPON THE EARTH”, Portland might have a problem, because Portland would need to apply SPF 100 several times daily if it were a person

@Neaderthan

Maybe it's time for a new league.. Rager League Baseball, where your rules are the law, and a keg in every dugout

congratulations

by contrast, i’m pretty sure if i wore a shirt that said “WHITE PEOPLE ARE A POX UPON THE EARTH”, Portland might have a problem, because Portland would need to apply SPF 100 several times daily if it were a person

― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table)

nah a bunch of white people would just walk up to you and compliment you for being "brave"

stop talking abt coronation chicken ffs it is literally my favourite off-the-shelf food and i want some now

yeah coronation chicken is the best thing to have come out of the reign, pret used to do a good one before they went shit sometime in the last 20 years. unfortunately supermarkets seem to put a load of spinach in there these days for some reason, cannot recommend a single one right now. Morrisons actually had the gall to put chopped green peppers in there, this was about 15 years ago but I have not forgotten.

you've really got it in for green bell peppers. I incinerated some green and orange ones with some garlic and added them to some pasta the other day and thought they were v nice tbh

incinerated is the right way to do it

i think there's a place for green peppers but coronation chicken isn't it, neither is the kiev pizza i ordered from Pizza to Go last week, ffs lads

M&S current CC is afaict old school and entirely pleasant (no spinach) tho a very meagre portion imo

i might go out and buy some shortly, "out of respect" etc

perhaps pizzas aren't the right place for green bell peppers, but I like them in black bean sauce dishes from the Chinese takeaway, casseroles, stews and with pasta.

Green peppers in ground beef or black beans are essential. After cooking I of course separate them lol

ok it's the CC *sandwich* that has the spinach, i suspect (like the one ring) as a binding tool -- the coronation chicken that comes w/o bread in a plastic pot of its own is still o/g CC

oh the pots are fine, though I haven't tried the M&S one.

Green peppers are the nicest ones, the bitter taste is so much nicer to me than red or yellow. Always my preference in anything.

thanks gyac, finally some sense!

I used to prefer red peppers, but now it's orange and green. Frequently if I get a mixed bag the red one doesn't get used.

Red are ok, find yellow much worse and sweeter. Honestly shocked anyone would dislike green ones tbh.

I can tolerate yellow ones in spicy dishes, possibly with enough cayenne pepper to override the sweetness.

I will eat absolutely anything with this one exception, especially if served raw, as they were in the memorable sandwich which I'm pretty sure gave me food poisoning

I heard on a food program that coriander tastes like toothpaste to a small % of people with some kind of taste anomaly, maybe it's how your taste receptors are wired or something like that.

toothpaste tastes nice tho, its minty fresh

I use it in mojitos.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbXFxMoWIAA1ahb?format=png&name=900x900
via map

you're not supposed to wipe your ass with the bread

Listerine toast + Negroni = hipster's delight

does coronation chicken always have sultanas in? back when I was a regular packaged sandwich consumer it was hard to find a chicken tikka type, especially in "nice" sandwich shops.

imo yes (no idea abt the sandwich version)

yes, sultanas (or raisins) are canon

and almond flakes

and this is our state of the art centralized fire alarm access panel

Sir, this is a Wendy's

This is a McDonald's restaurant, sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXwFzRA56sI

Eat my shit, you worthless trashpile.