Fox News Hosts - Who is the worst?

haha

Kilmeade is on something.

lol robot woman a little defensive there

loooooooooool shep was all bent out of shape over possibility of no-texting-while-driving laws, explains in detail how much more dangerous it is to eat a big mac while driving, bummed that you can't drive 110 on the LIE

don't they have no speed limit in parts of montana? this is why i want to visit montana. but i guess that would get boring what with no other cars on the road. must join NASCAR

anyway it's like even moderate people on fox actually want some libertarian paradise where everyone has lots of money, pays no taxes, the government doesn't regulate much of anything ever, you can drive as fast as you want.. i'm not saying this sounds bad but maybe a little bit unworkable for 300+ million people?

i think obama's decision to hold a meeting that one might call a "Beer Summit" or "Beer Diplomacy" has endeared him to some of the people on fox

it's funny because obama so obv has a distaste for beer

Remember: it was Hillary who took shots with Okies.

boilermakers. indiana. she won the oklahoma primary going away..

i bet obama likes beer but is unwilling cause another nationwide controversy by admitting that he prefers some weird microbrew or some snobby import over budweiser.

yeah when obama had to do those bar photo ops during the campaign he would rarely drink his beer iirc, and if he did it would always be in really tiny sips. and when someone last night asked gibbs what kind beer obama liked he was so obv taken aback by the question that he spurted out "budweiser" and really no one likes budweiser and the press core called gibbs on that and gibbs was all "oh.. well... idk... what's wrong with budweiser!!" - i'm surprised hannity didn't jump on obama for enjoying beer owned BY A GAY EUROPEAN SOCIALIST CONGLOMERATE

fyi lots of people like budweiser incl me

sorry - i like budweiser too. what i meant was that it's obv no one's favorite beer

apology accepted

actually, i noticed that gibbs was very precise, he didn't say obama *liked* budweiser, he said that obama *drank* a budweiser (when he was at the all star game, maybe?). a distinction with a difference!

also, i appreciate fox's chief florida-is-weird correspondent phil keating who appears to have never visited a barber nor purchased a hairbrush in his life, also the fact that clearly, fox doesn't care

i want a beer so bad right now

what kind of beer

this beer issue might explain why recovering alcoholic glenn beck had a six pack of COORS on his desk yesterday. coors is the rightwing beer of choice isn't it?

ok studio b continues to get loopier, as a segment on h1n1 virus is introduced with some animation thing which shep sings over, then talks to the stage manager about her baby shower instead, then asks them to play the animation again so he can sing over it again

i'll have what shep's having

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i would gladly take rupert murdoch's money to work for shep

Say what you like about Fox News, I bet they stock some quality drugs/drink in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXpyQ6POqiw

what kind of white-out has O'RLY been tooting?

i am grateful there have been no clips of sarah palin's last speech on any cable show i've listened to so far today. realized i probably dislike sarah palin less than many, many people because whenever she is on tv, i HAVE to change the channel, she could be reading the gettysburg address and that voice would still be physically painful to me. i think she's unqualified and wrong about everything but never actually listen to her speak. i can't! being the network correspondent covering her campaign stops last year would've required hazard pay or valium to calm your nerves or something

xpost - also grateful o'reilly said something that ridiculous, because now that canadian guy's point will actually get noticed. such a basic, simple thing but no US politician can say that since it'd cue instant bugout from the right "SEE THE DEMOCRATS REALLY WANT CANADIAN SOCIALISM"

oh, wait they're saying that anyway

Smooth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWHq6v2tfP0

(youtube comment: "he stuck it in her pooper a few days later")

t's obv no one's favorite beer

WHAT AM I, CHICKEN SALAD? Jesus Christ. There was a time when I actually had a REPUTATION to uphold, and now it's been 14 posts with no mention?

loooooooooool shep was all bent out of shape over possibility of no-texting-while-driving laws, explains in detail how much more dangerous it is to eat a big mac while driving, bummed that you can't drive 110 on the LIE

The first study of drivers texting inside their vehicles shows that the risk sharply exceeds previous estimates based on laboratory research — and far surpasses the dangers of other driving distractions.

The new study, which entailed outfitting the cabs of long-haul trucks with video cameras over 18 months, found that when the drivers texted, their collision risk was 23 times greater than when not texting.

http://www.reelingreviews.com/thenumber23pic.jpg

Using a mobile phone while driving is illegal in the UK - with good reason - so I freak out as a passenger of someone who does this when I'm in the US.

After reading that NYT article a couple of weeks ago I've gotten pretty snippy with friends driving while texting. I've calmed down after they've threatened to leave me by the side of the road.

if i really wanted to send a text while i was driving a friend i would have them do it

It's really only my sister who does it; anyone else basically agrees that it ought to be illegal or that it's at worst bad common sense.

I admit that I text at red lights. I stop before moving, though.

they reported precisely that about that study today on the show including the stat re: 23 times more likely to crash. that was the discussion that ensued!

i did text while driving a couple times on my last road trip & kept telling myself this is really stupid, right, i just won't text any more after this, but wait, i'm bored.. i am considering a move to a smaller city and buying my own car again, but my gut is telling me this is a terrible idea, as i have never been able to *not* do impulsive, stupid shit every now and then. the rest of the time i'm a really good driver & can navigate crazy dc traffic without a problem, it's when i get bored/impatient..

texting while driving: terrifying or fucking terrifying?

aha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhWIUBc9Hhk

i mean, how do you type out 140 characters on a blackberry without taking your eyes off the road?! i tried it myself on the jersey turnpike and that is just not true. (no i won't do that again.)

the vanity fair has an intern watching cable news 8 hours a day all this week. i think dude is quasi comatose by now.

http://twitter.com/VFintern

What does Fox like better than footage of tornado destruction? Footage of tornado destruction w/ a blond anchorwoman superimposed over it!

also this thread is too long
good lord, the cable news is SO WEIRD lately!! this is my news thread

yall think my posts itt could get me an internship at VF? new media wizard and shit

I'll write you the recommendation letter.

Glenn Beck is absolutely amazing tonight.

-the people in our government are "evil"
-don't trade in your car in the cash for clunkers deal, because if you register for it online the government will take possession of your computer and monitor your internet activity
-this recession is worse than the great depression because back then "people owned their own homes, and could grow food"

^^i'm afraid this shit is starting to hit home with my otherwise sane, not even really that far to the Right (except on choice) mom. it's a little troubling. and embarrasssing.

heh. my mom's been going on and on about how the country's being destroyed for at least the last five years. she blames the bush administration, though. i wonder if she'd have jumped on the government-is-evil train if it weren't for the fact that we have family who work for the government directly & indirectly (via a contractor). so just has extra anxiety about terrorism, china, russia, etc.

http://pleasecutthecrap.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/17/douchebaghannity.jpg

i want to rescind my vote for Hannity, because the answer to this question is so obviously Beck. Yeah I know he's got the entertainment wtf factor, but his whole schtick is basically tantamount to yelling (screaming, crying, blubbering, whining) "FIRE!" in a crowded theater every night. dude is a fucking pestilence.

And he seems to be affecting his audience, if these town halls are anything to go by. I doubt there would be as much yelling and blubbering without his influence.

somebody needs to animate that Hannity book cover so that Lady Liberty is just clubbing the dickens out of his fat, stupid head.

god, this has got to be the worst thing i have seen in a while.

http://gawker.com/5335254/most-insane-moments-from-the-town-hall-protests/gallery/?selectedImage=2

haha npr did manage to quote a guy outside of specter's townhall saying something like "this plan is socialism. it's just like 1930's germany. that's hitler. he wanted socialism. you know, hitler?"

Hitler? never heard of him. Tell me more!

i am just completely flabbergasted by the level of idiocy on display right now.

It is amazing that after the last eight years, after all these yahoos were not only silent but COMPLICIT in enabling an administration that openly lied us into an aggressive war, spied on its on citizens, abused, tortured and murdered prisoners of war, claimed the right to detain US citizens forever without trial, that it's HEALTH CARE that drives them into argumentum ad Hitler.