philosophy time
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― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 03:08 (one year ago) link
jacks mad
these tracking additions when sharing a tweet are a step backwardsnothing needed after the ? pic.twitter.com/v7eCFaAT99— jack (@jack) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link
he's on another posting spree right now and its kinda makin me feel like the advertisers aren't gonna come back
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link
i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.— wint (@dril) March 4, 2014
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link
Anyone who celebrates Halloween or tables at a convention will lose their tick, that they paid 8 bucks for
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Monday, 7 November 2022 03:52 (one year ago) link
Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) November 7, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 7 November 2022 07:29 (one year ago) link
otmarx
― Vinnie, Monday, 7 November 2022 08:23 (one year ago) link
why anybody would want to leave during this golden era of comedy is beyond me
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2022 09:24 (one year ago) link
We got this one right?
My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 November 2022 11:44 (one year ago) link
(Elon opens the door) Welcome to my house, better than all the other houses, unlike those other houses where you can't fill your hands with shit and throw it. Here you can throw shit wherever you want, because we believe in freedom here. (shit hits his face) Get out of my house.— A.R. Moxon, Ṽerífíed Duck 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) October 28, 2022
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 November 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
I’ve heard rumors of elon unblocking himself from accounts and its true! I’ve had him blocked and muted for 5 years and now he’s just muted 🥴world’s most cartoonishly pathetic billionaire— shan horan 🎷 🐛 (@shanhorandraws) November 7, 2022
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
Funny how twitter is going to end in a msg board fashion where the mod is like on this mad rampage.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 November 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link
this is so funny
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link
its the lowtax way
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
obvIously i'm like the trillionth person to make that connection
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link
lets just say i like the ending
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 13:44 (one year ago) link
😭 pic.twitter.com/S04RBdzBs4— dell cameron (@dellcam) November 6, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link
memes that are also monopoles
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link
FUD'er? What the fuck is a FUD? Off to google.
Autocomplete says...
FuddruckersFudgeFud meaningFudge recipefud in crypto
A-HA!
― peace, man, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:59 (one year ago) link
turns out you don't need to build your own bot army when there's already abundant sad nerd resources out there
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
I love the idea of this idiot burning time and resources just playing whac-a-mole with all the parody accounts that he personally prompted with his stupid policy changes.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
sad nerds are only one part of his online army the rest and prob more significant part are people who have a financial interest in his success, theres obvs those who own stock or whatever in tesla or whatever, and then probably there are people who are paid to post as elon fans probably via pr firms that offer that service, i only say probably cause i dont really remember the details but i think theyve been pretty conclusively tracked down
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
whole thing starts to make more sense if hes got reddit mods and so forth on the payroll, and it worked so well for a long time, the msm obvs loves the story of a genius titan whos trying to save the world, then he was seduced by the posters life, a genuine tragedy
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link
citizen kane but he says “pwned bud”
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 7 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link
lol pic.twitter.com/GJX06GwdcV— Elon Musk Fondles Dogs (@chaser) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
Look, it feels like even posting this is a trap, but yes, this is a picture of a nazi soldier and his carrier pigeons from WWII.https://t.co/yWub0APlFl pic.twitter.com/UPSofU04Jl— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link
My parents can take screenshots and this guy can’t?
If you don’t like Twitter anymore, there is awesome site called Masterbatedone pic.twitter.com/Jl7lpC5oEu— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
why doesnt he just hire people to write posts for him, masterbatedone is very poorly formed, why does it have an e on the end is he trying to write masturbate(sp) done, masturbatedon while still pretty lame would at lest be recognizable as a joke
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
Trying to be funny in a foreign language.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
the foreign language is being funny
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
I'm glad he had clothes on in that reflection
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
Tesla stock still falling btw
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
down about 50% from its peak which was about a year ago
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
down 5% so far today lol
HODL
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
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What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
jfc this just gets more and more dumb with every passing hour
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
This is why he earns the big bucks
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
forget 92 hours, he hasn't slept for ten days
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
elon's 4D chess is that "Masturbatedon" or "Masterbatedon" might be read as "masturbate don" i.e. elon wants to stroke donald trump... he's heading off that insult before it can even begin! :-)
― 龜, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
he could really plumb some new depths if he came out as kinky and poly
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
Another fun thing: for years, he was a reply guy in The Onion's mentions.And then they made fun of him a couple times. And he responded by pivoting to the right-wing satire site that publishes "Elon in a mech suit" fanfic. Watch the shift: pic.twitter.com/UqfkpM7oFW— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022
But yeah, this is what he thinks is the height of comedy: fan-fiction about how cool he is pic.twitter.com/zEdHGQ3PAx— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
He deleted the dirty screen tweet and retweeted a couple of Tesla tweets lol
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
cool cool cool
To independent-minded voters:Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
so Twitter is now officially a mouthpiece for the Republican party?
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
It’s a mouthpiece for someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder.
It’s interesting. Jack was semi-public about his struggle with manic depression. Ev too. I don’t think Musk has ever spoken publicly about his clear issues.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
He has! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/business/elon-musk-tesla-board.html
It’d feel more like a win for the bipolar community if there wasn’t so much … uh, baggage.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
I'm just trying to picture the absolute uproar if, say, Zuckerberg flat out said everyone should vote for Democrats. All hell would break loose.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
Meant to qualify that with if he used his official Facebook platform to do so.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link