Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

"Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered."

ok this is very funny!

Holy shit, I hope someone records the 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

omg

I love this part:

A few lucky winners will receive Mystery Prizes! What is it? Even though we can’t reveal what the prizes are, we can tell you you’ll be very happy to receive this Mystery Prize if you’re a President Donald J. Trump fan!

has Trump ever delivered on one of those "have dinner with me" sweepstakes? feels like he's promoting this all the time but never does it

"Where's the Bored Ape Channel?"

https://i.imgur.com/CGDEZEk.jpg

i’d be shocked if even half of these in-person prizes get fulfilled

first prize: a one-hour dinner with donald trump

second prize: a two-hour dinner with donald trump

Third prize is you're fired — as in, Trump will call and leave "You're fired!" as your outgoing voice mail message on your phone.

"really incredible artwork"

the astronaut one looks a lot like Joe Biden

This absolutely made my day.

This would all be beyond hilarious if Trump was still just that douche from The Apprentice but as is it just adds another item to the list of reasons why I can't vacate this insane timeline soon enough

Like there's a non-zero chance that this human shart could be president. Again. Nothing about any of this is okay.

i been hacked
all my trumps gone

Why is the "hand signed memorabilia" one signed by a Louise Marylin?

It doesn’t say whose hand

honestly they're so bad i think they're worth $99

"Oh wow I like your picture of famous race car driver... Doris Murphy?"

i love the "handsigned memorabilia" part as it cuts to Trump signing his name with a stylus on a tablet

goodbye TelSell, hello TrumpDump

for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up

Meant to discourage bulk submissions. There used to be a whole thing where a "wet signature" with blue pen was thought to indicate "signed for real" instead of "scanned once and printed multiple times" (even though laser printers have been able to print in blue for quite a long while).

They don't want any of the prizes to be won by someone with an elaborate mass-spamming operation like in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

Trump has lost his spot on the hero pantheon for the Christian traditionalist fascists

xp how has no one done a bit where trump gives out golden tickets for a tour of maralago with oompaloompa housekeepers, chocolate swamp golf course, q gum that tastes like conspiracy, private teevee cameras, great glass escalators etc etc etc

because Willy Wonka is a beloved and magical character and not a venal, whining narcissist?

would def buy nft of trump as willy wonka fyi

Would buy NFT of Trump being sucked into the Fudge Room.

If he's able to offload some $100 jpegs to his rubes, more power to him

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513

lmao

but it's what we have pic.twitter.com/10LVZHiUr7

— Emoji Caresser (@LizRummy) December 15, 2022

Kinda like baseball cards, except that you pay a 10% royalty every time you trade them.

On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

thinking ILX needs to enter this competition hardcore

xp

you can just drop off your NFT collection sweepstakes information at the NY Great Wall Buffet on East Union in Newark, just off Highway 31. they're really lovely people there, really the best, better than lincoln, much better than washington

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

yes there is - pay me $20/hr with potential NFT incentives and i will hole up in the NY Great Wall Buffet for as long as it takes to win this competition

we should start winning the new yorker caption contest again, start kicking some ilx ass in the real world

Best Buy Auto Sales, right next to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

oh my god, that address link, thx doo dah

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513🕸

that's entertainment pic.twitter.com/qXD12b5KGP

— Atrios (@Atrios) December 15, 2022

On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.

First of all "the creator?" Does he think he's god?

Secondly, are they covering the extremely outside chance that these become valuable, so Trump wants to make additional profit?

is he running out of cash or something? This seems pretty desperate

were talking about a guy who sold steak and ties here

Village People parodies are already being generated. Collect 'em all!

Personally I have the Motorcycle Cop and the Construction Worker, and I'm bidding on the Indian Chief.

This one always killed me pic.twitter.com/jWEz6HWMGb

— RG (@calmeda323) December 16, 2022

just a few updates

1) it appears that all of the NFTs sold out (or were bought in bulk by one giant fucking loser as a favor, who knows)

Who bought these? Trump’s digital trading cards have sold out, all 45,000 of them at $99 each. That means he raised $4.45 million in just 12 hours. (Data: OpenSea) pic.twitter.com/JbLr1CTkO3

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 16, 2022

2) it is incredibly hard to find the website where the "cards" were listed. i know i posted the URL yesterday, and i will scroll up. but i'm just saying, it is really hilariously hard to find on the internet, even after doing it once. (update: https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/)

3) it was pretty clear just from glancing at them, but at least some of the amazing art was just photoshopped from the websites of clothing brand. https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531 in other words they'll probably get sued about all of this, and about 10-15 years from now you'll see a news item noting that the case was settled out of court

These are the new stock buybacks.

You're laughing now, but when I sell the entire collection in a few years for a massive profit (minus the 105 fee) I'll be the one laughing.

Wait, are we talking about Tesla stock?

Do you think he faked the purchase of all the cards? How much tax will he have to pay for their sale?