honestly they're so bad i think they're worth $99
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
"Oh wow I like your picture of famous race car driver... Doris Murphy?"
― Evan, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
i love the "handsigned memorabilia" part as it cuts to Trump signing his name with a stylus on a tablet
― circa1916, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link
goodbye TelSell, hello TrumpDump
― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up
Meant to discourage bulk submissions. There used to be a whole thing where a "wet signature" with blue pen was thought to indicate "signed for real" instead of "scanned once and printed multiple times" (even though laser printers have been able to print in blue for quite a long while).
They don't want any of the prizes to be won by someone with an elaborate mass-spamming operation like in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
― Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
Trump has lost his spot on the hero pantheon for the Christian traditionalist fascists
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 December 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
xp how has no one done a bit where trump gives out golden tickets for a tour of maralago with oompaloompa housekeepers, chocolate swamp golf course, q gum that tastes like conspiracy, private teevee cameras, great glass escalators etc etc etc
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 December 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
because Willy Wonka is a beloved and magical character and not a venal, whining narcissist?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 15 December 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link
would def buy nft of trump as willy wonka fyi
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link
Would buy NFT of Trump being sucked into the Fudge Room.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:03 (one year ago) link
If he's able to offload some $100 jpegs to his rubes, more power to him
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:37 (one year ago) link
many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":
1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513
― Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link
lmao
but it's what we have pic.twitter.com/10LVZHiUr7— Emoji Caresser (@LizRummy) December 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link
Kinda like baseball cards, except that you pay a 10% royalty every time you trade them.
On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:59 (one year ago) link
aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.
thinking ILX needs to enter this competition hardcore
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:00 (one year ago) link
xp
you can just drop off your NFT collection sweepstakes information at the NY Great Wall Buffet on East Union in Newark, just off Highway 31. they're really lovely people there, really the best, better than lincoln, much better than washington
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:00 (one year ago) link
yes there is - pay me $20/hr with potential NFT incentives and i will hole up in the NY Great Wall Buffet for as long as it takes to win this competition
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link
we should start winning the new yorker caption contest again, start kicking some ilx ass in the real world
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
Best Buy Auto Sales, right next to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:05 (one year ago) link
oh my god, that address link, thx doo dah
― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513🕸
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link
that's entertainment pic.twitter.com/qXD12b5KGP— Atrios (@Atrios) December 15, 2022
― symsymsym, Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
First of all "the creator?" Does he think he's god?
Secondly, are they covering the extremely outside chance that these become valuable, so Trump wants to make additional profit?
― nickn, Friday, 16 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
is he running out of cash or something? This seems pretty desperate
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 December 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
were talking about a guy who sold steak and ties here
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
Village People parodies are already being generated. Collect 'em all!
Personally I have the Motorcycle Cop and the Construction Worker, and I'm bidding on the Indian Chief.
― Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 December 2022 13:07 (one year ago) link
This one always killed me pic.twitter.com/jWEz6HWMGb— RG (@calmeda323) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
just a few updates
1) it appears that all of the NFTs sold out (or were bought in bulk by one giant fucking loser as a favor, who knows)
Who bought these? Trump’s digital trading cards have sold out, all 45,000 of them at $99 each. That means he raised $4.45 million in just 12 hours. (Data: OpenSea) pic.twitter.com/JbLr1CTkO3— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 16, 2022
2) it is incredibly hard to find the website where the "cards" were listed. i know i posted the URL yesterday, and i will scroll up. but i'm just saying, it is really hilariously hard to find on the internet, even after doing it once. (update: https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/)
3) it was pretty clear just from glancing at them, but at least some of the amazing art was just photoshopped from the websites of clothing brand. https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531 in other words they'll probably get sued about all of this, and about 10-15 years from now you'll see a news item noting that the case was settled out of court
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
These are the new stock buybacks.
― nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
You're laughing now, but when I sell the entire collection in a few years for a massive profit (minus the 105 fee) I'll be the one laughing.
Wait, are we talking about Tesla stock?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
Do you think he faked the purchase of all the cards? How much tax will he have to pay for their sale?
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
I will go on record as saying I really do not think 45,000 people actually bought Trump NFTs
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I have no idea how that works. Can I offer a make-believe golden calf for sale, and then immediately just claim it's been sold for a million dollars? Has any fraud been committed if there was no actual exchange of anything?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
maybe no one was buying them so they just pretended they sold out, wld make sense the nft market is completely dead and trumps demographic is not exactly the nft type
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
you can prove that there were real exchanges of crypto, at least:
https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards
(warning: be careful browsing that site. there is some really, really good art on there and you might just have to buy something for your collection!!)
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
no I think they actually "sold" (that data is publicly available) but they sold in the same way those Bored Apes were "selling" when it turned out it was just like 3 people buying them from each other at steadily escalating prices. like it's either money laundering or whoever made these bought them in order to drive up the price, something that did briefly work two years ago thanks to idiots like Jimmy Fallon and Paris Hilton actually spending tons of cash on them
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link
You don't think there are at least 45,000 morons in the USA?
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
like this one
https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/36404
if i'm understanding, it was transferred to "MyNFTonETH" yesterday for 0.0559 ETH, which is currently "worth" around $67 but was presumably worth around $99 yesterday. since then, MyNFTonETH has listed it for 0.175 ETH and then dropped it to 0.150 ETH a few minutes ago, which is around $179, currently. you'd think that would be way too much, but they have received dozens of offers already, including one as high as 0.133 ETH ($159).
just as a reminder, this is all for this
https://i.imgur.com/LgzelIo.png
"Trump Digital Trading Card #36404"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link
im sure anyone who knows a lil about tracking crypto transactions could figure out if those were legit sales pretty easily, the trump org is not known for its rigor, in fact i the info is prob already on twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
i might be completely misunderstanding the trading offers and stuff. i try not to dabble too much in crypto these days because i don't like the sensation of turds squeezing between my teeth and down my esophagus
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f5ef12ed2e6eff9d2988aee1746e38f3/tumblr_mjbeb9LQVY1qz8x31o6_1280.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, December 16, 2022 10:24 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
who know how to buy NFTs and are willing to spend $99 to do so? idk just look at the NFT market this year practically nobody is buying them
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link
I mean it's really a pretty brilliant scam: I have 5,000 limited edition piece of shit jpegs for sale @ $100 a pop. Whoooops, they all just 'sold out' and are even more valuable! And now all of the shitty jpegs that I totally sold to other people and totally didn't just keep for myself are available at inflated prices on the secondary market. And if you have a long history of fraudulent behavior without ever having suffered punishment sufficient enough to do you any harm whatsoever, why would you even hesitate?
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
well he does need someone to actually buy them at some point
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
more likely they sold zero of them and then just bought them up to save face
Here's the Opensea wallet of the person who bought 1,000 Trump NFTs. No previous activity before (though it's trivial to set up a new wallet). Major collection. This is how generational wealth is built.https://t.co/kiHL7r5naf pic.twitter.com/CPyqc0DXHa— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
Trump might be an exception as far as the NFT market goes. He's probably the most famous celebrity to put out an NFT, I'd think? I could totally see there being a lot of initial demand for these fucking things.
― jmm, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
idk trumps hardcore fans are more buying gold coins off fox news types than digital art investors, asking them to go through the process of buying one of these things is a lot
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
xps
honestly, i don't know how difficult it is to fake all these transactions. but it would seem that you'd have to at least have thousands of fake wallets?
if they did, it was a pretty complicated scheme with thousands of fake buyers. like, on that shitpic i posted just above, there are dozens of offers from different accounts on it, already. here's one of the accounts that's made an offer - https://opensea.io/techboss - techboss has 6 NFTs and has been on opensea since oct 2021.
again, beats me, maybe it's easy to create a bunch of fake accounts to make it look like a bunch of different people actually bought them. but if they did, then it seems like an unusual level of competence for either trump or the grifters to make these accounts that look like they've had authentic shitty taste in investments for over a year now
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
it would be not very hard to do it if you wanted to, wash trading is basically what nfts are for, whether wanted to or not who knows, maybe they sold some and bought the rest idk
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link