Really outstanding work there from The Donald. Larry David could not have written it better.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 January 2023 08:55 (one year ago) link
Do any of them, ever, get the feeling they've been cheated?
Yes; you have clearly not followed the saga of USA Freedom Kids
― The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 January 2023 12:57 (one year ago) link
Ah yes, I remember that story.
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2023 13:06 (one year ago) link
the narcissistic comments he made at diamond's funeral are funny but also disturbing. i can't help but put myself in the position of one of her family members.
― treeship., Monday, 23 January 2023 13:17 (one year ago) link
tbf she was in on the scam so
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 January 2023 13:36 (one year ago) link
I get what treeship is saying - D&S chose to lie down with TrumpDawg so it's not surprising for them to wake up with fleas, but it's not like their friends and family deserve to have Orange Man stand up to talk about how it's all about ME ME ME.
― The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 January 2023 13:46 (one year ago) link
Yeah, it's disgusting and gross, even if she was a huge grifter herself. I just don't understand how these people can see who Trump is and not think, "Uh, he's totally going to fuck me over as quickly as all these other fools".
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
― The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 January 2023 13:57 (one year ago) link
xp I think they really do think “I’m like the winner Silk, who the big guy respects - not like diamond”
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2023 14:06 (one year ago) link
Did the family not have the option to not invite Trump?
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:02 (one year ago) link
Trump is the only reason people have heard of Diamond and Silk. No press would cover their funeral if he wasn’t there. I have no empathy for this family of grifters.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link
dont want it to get lost here that she was unvaxxed and died of Covid
― frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link
Imagine how much worse it would have been if she taken the jab
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
she died because she came in contact with vaxxed people and picked up some of their lethal vax fumes in the air
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
Second-Hand Scamdemic
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
This from the Twitter comments is A+: Folks, do you still believe in heaven, because at this point it's marginal, right?
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link
Dear mr JesusI just had to write to youSilk died from vax chemtrailsI just saw it on the news
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, January 23, 2023 10:53 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they call it shedding
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 January 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link
ok I've watched some of Trump's "eulogy" and god damn it's even worse than you're imagining
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link
Funny, when you build a cult around someone who sees everything in terms of whether it is good or bad for him... don't be surprised when he shows up with exactly that spin on everything.
Humoring a malignant narcissist adds fuel to his narcissism, film at eleven.
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I was watching Jimmy Kimmel talk about it and...it's breathtakingly insane. He was up there for 45 minutes doing a greatest hits set, literally talking about calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" at a fucking funeral.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link
really sad/incredible when he was like "low energy....do you remember low energy..."
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/78ll1d.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link
also wtf was he trying to do with the "I knew Diamond...I didn't know Silk" thing. they clearly met several times, there are plenty of photos of it. I don't think they ever appeared separately and clearly Trump didn't know a damn thing about either of them. like what was he trying to say there
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link
Maybe Silk seemed like kind of a loser until he realized she was the one who didn't die, so therefore was the better one.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:21 (one year ago) link
he might have just forgotten who they were due to dementia
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link
and said some random things to cover for it, badly
Saying you don't even know who someone is is always a good power move to use. Good for birthday parties and funerals.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
USA Freedom Kids, sometimes referred to as USA Freedom Girls, are an American girl group known for performing their song "Freedom's Call" at a Donald Trump rally in Pensacola, Florida in January 2016, during his presidential campaign.[2] While the group's manager formerly supported Trump, he claims that the group has never been political, and that they had offered to perform at Hillary Clinton's rallies. The group now supports Biden, re-recording their most known song.
I’m sorry, what
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link
“We sing patriotic songs at political rallies, how is that political?”
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:17 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
he was styling on her cause she was up there before him talking about how theyre best friends
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link
Hahahaha wait
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link
this is why i think it's some kind of cognitive lapse
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
tbf Silk spent much of her eulogy calling Trump's vaccine poison.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link
lmao
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link
she spoke first and was like me and trump are besties
he didnt like that so he said i dont know her
not that complicated
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link
well she said she felt like part of Trump's family so it makes sense he doesn't recognize her
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
holy shit she really did try to claim she was killed by the vaccine
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
One presumes DJT just lives in a bubble of sycophants and as long as everyone is constantly complimenting him he's fine. He doesn't have much incentive to distinguish between or among sycophants. His polarized vision can only detect sycophants and enemies. Diamondandsilk was in the Trumpy camp, so he was happy to take them as a unit. One of them dying gave him the tedious task of determining which was which. His brain just fizzled there, because why would he possibly care?
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
Whatever his motivations it’s funny as hell.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
holy shit she really did try to claim she was killed by the vaccine― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah, reading her tweets now. silk believes the vaccines are part of a deliberate depopulation agenda. she also claims that everyone is at risk due to vaccinne shedding -- this is how diamond was allegedly killed by the vaccine. the coroner said diamond died to heart disease caused by chronic high blood pressure.
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
big cor in bed with big con and big tech
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Boring, I mostly agree but I think I would be better able to appreciate the lulz if there weren't genuine human pain involved
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link
Autopsy said it was heart disease. They are obv in on it
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
xpost Not sure I follow--would Santos be funnier if his politics were better?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
wrong thread I think
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link
i'm not laughing about this, i was just pointing out what silk is saying xp
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link
the anti-vax stuff is dark
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:29 (one year ago) link
And, in case there is some confusion, I'm laughing at Trump, not the anti-vax propaganda.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:25 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well sure there are a lot of people going "wow imagine being one of her family members or someone who really cared about her and having this guy just talk about himself for 45 minutes at the eulogy" but, I dunno, it didn't seem like the mourners disapproved of it, I think a lot of these people really do believe their purpose in life is to be foot soldiers on the front lines of the dumbass culture wars
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:39 (one year ago) link