Imagine how much worse it would have been if she taken the jab
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
she died because she came in contact with vaxxed people and picked up some of their lethal vax fumes in the air
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
Second-Hand Scamdemic
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
This from the Twitter comments is A+: Folks, do you still believe in heaven, because at this point it's marginal, right?
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link
Dear mr JesusI just had to write to youSilk died from vax chemtrailsI just saw it on the news
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, January 23, 2023 10:53 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they call it shedding
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 January 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link
ok I've watched some of Trump's "eulogy" and god damn it's even worse than you're imagining
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link
Funny, when you build a cult around someone who sees everything in terms of whether it is good or bad for him... don't be surprised when he shows up with exactly that spin on everything.
Humoring a malignant narcissist adds fuel to his narcissism, film at eleven.
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I was watching Jimmy Kimmel talk about it and...it's breathtakingly insane. He was up there for 45 minutes doing a greatest hits set, literally talking about calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" at a fucking funeral.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link
really sad/incredible when he was like "low energy....do you remember low energy..."
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/78ll1d.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link
also wtf was he trying to do with the "I knew Diamond...I didn't know Silk" thing. they clearly met several times, there are plenty of photos of it. I don't think they ever appeared separately and clearly Trump didn't know a damn thing about either of them. like what was he trying to say there
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link
Maybe Silk seemed like kind of a loser until he realized she was the one who didn't die, so therefore was the better one.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:21 (one year ago) link
he might have just forgotten who they were due to dementia
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link
and said some random things to cover for it, badly
Saying you don't even know who someone is is always a good power move to use. Good for birthday parties and funerals.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
USA Freedom Kids, sometimes referred to as USA Freedom Girls, are an American girl group known for performing their song "Freedom's Call" at a Donald Trump rally in Pensacola, Florida in January 2016, during his presidential campaign.[2] While the group's manager formerly supported Trump, he claims that the group has never been political, and that they had offered to perform at Hillary Clinton's rallies. The group now supports Biden, re-recording their most known song.
I’m sorry, what
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link
“We sing patriotic songs at political rallies, how is that political?”
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:17 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
he was styling on her cause she was up there before him talking about how theyre best friends
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link
Hahahaha wait
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link
this is why i think it's some kind of cognitive lapse
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
tbf Silk spent much of her eulogy calling Trump's vaccine poison.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link
lmao
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link
she spoke first and was like me and trump are besties
he didnt like that so he said i dont know her
not that complicated
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link
well she said she felt like part of Trump's family so it makes sense he doesn't recognize her
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
holy shit she really did try to claim she was killed by the vaccine
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
One presumes DJT just lives in a bubble of sycophants and as long as everyone is constantly complimenting him he's fine. He doesn't have much incentive to distinguish between or among sycophants. His polarized vision can only detect sycophants and enemies. Diamondandsilk was in the Trumpy camp, so he was happy to take them as a unit. One of them dying gave him the tedious task of determining which was which. His brain just fizzled there, because why would he possibly care?
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
Whatever his motivations it’s funny as hell.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
holy shit she really did try to claim she was killed by the vaccine― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah, reading her tweets now. silk believes the vaccines are part of a deliberate depopulation agenda. she also claims that everyone is at risk due to vaccinne shedding -- this is how diamond was allegedly killed by the vaccine. the coroner said diamond died to heart disease caused by chronic high blood pressure.
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
big cor in bed with big con and big tech
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Boring, I mostly agree but I think I would be better able to appreciate the lulz if there weren't genuine human pain involved
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link
Autopsy said it was heart disease. They are obv in on it
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
xpost Not sure I follow--would Santos be funnier if his politics were better?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
wrong thread I think
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link
i'm not laughing about this, i was just pointing out what silk is saying xp
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link
the anti-vax stuff is dark
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:29 (one year ago) link
And, in case there is some confusion, I'm laughing at Trump, not the anti-vax propaganda.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:25 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well sure there are a lot of people going "wow imagine being one of her family members or someone who really cared about her and having this guy just talk about himself for 45 minutes at the eulogy" but, I dunno, it didn't seem like the mourners disapproved of it, I think a lot of these people really do believe their purpose in life is to be foot soldiers on the front lines of the dumbass culture wars
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:39 (one year ago) link
the newish movement to blame covid deaths on people who are vaccinated follows the logic of the old one. they were part of one of the cruelest movements i can recall, the covid denier thing, and their disinformation needlessly killed millions of people who should be alive right now. they were never going to apologize for that or contemplate what they had done. they feed on cruelty, they have to turn it up a notch. blaming covid on those trying to prevent covid is today's escalation. who knows what they will do tomorrow - i'm guessing they will look for ways to punish people who are doing the right thing
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link
didn't seem like the mourners disapproved of it
very likely that most of the mourners were dazzled by the idea that a former POTUS, billionaire, and television celebrity agreed to come to the funeral and speak to them. even without all the secret service agents and other trappings of enormous power that's enough to turn most people's brains to vapor.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link
i think one can view it as a tragedy that someone who struggled with heart disease for years could be manipulated into following someone like Trump et al and being an anti-vax advocate who basically accelerated their own death, while also saying "but also fuck this person for spreading this fucked message"
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
Also, to be very clear about my position on this, all of this is extremely funny
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as you WIN
Former president Donald Trump claimed victory in the seniors’ golf championship at his property in West Palm Beach, Florida, over the weekend.
The Daily Mail revealed how the former President orchestrated the feat. “Insiders told DailyMail.com that competitors arriving for day two of the contest on Sunday morning were surprised (although not exactly shocked) to see his name at the top of the leaderboard with a five-point lead over the overnight leader,” the outlet wrote.
“He apparently told members that he had played a cracking round on Thursday, and that would count as his first day’s score.”
The Daily Mail also noted that this is not the first time Trump, a notorious golf cheater, has bent the rules at his own club. The outlet said, “Participants merely shrugged and competed for second place.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
It would not surprise me at all if he started selling the opportunity to lose a round of golf to him. Meaning whatever actually happens on the course, when you get back, he says he won and you nod and smile.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
If only all sports were self-officiating
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link
Follows the same logic as stop the steal. When he's in front it's time to stop counting.
― BrianB, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:23 (one year ago) link
I am therefore pleased to announce my future victory in the Super Bowl*
,* which will be held on my couch and which will be filled with tortilla chips
In conclusion: yum, guacamole
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
he's like a character in some 1980's National Lampoon movie
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:30 (one year ago) link
anthony's scaramucci's first press conference as press secretary:
But here’s what I tell you about the President. He’s the most competitive person I’ve ever met. Okay, I’ve seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I’ve seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on. He’s standing in the key and he’s hitting foul shots and swishing them, okay? He sinks 30-foot putts. I don’t see this guy as a guy that’s ever under siege. This is a very, very competitive person.
scaramucci-heads will remember that he didn't actually say '30-foot putts', he said '3-foot putts'. the white house communications team just changed it for the transcript. what a weird, weird group of people
https://deadspin.com/white-house-alters-transcript-to-clarify-that-the-presi-1797305596
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:31 (one year ago) link
You misspelled putz
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:33 (one year ago) link