holy shit she really did try to claim she was killed by the vaccine― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:54 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah, reading her tweets now. silk believes the vaccines are part of a deliberate depopulation agenda. she also claims that everyone is at risk due to vaccinne shedding -- this is how diamond was allegedly killed by the vaccine. the coroner said diamond died to heart disease caused by chronic high blood pressure.
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
big cor in bed with big con and big tech
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Boring, I mostly agree but I think I would be better able to appreciate the lulz if there weren't genuine human pain involved
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link
Autopsy said it was heart disease. They are obv in on it
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
xpost Not sure I follow--would Santos be funnier if his politics were better?
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
wrong thread I think
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link
i'm not laughing about this, i was just pointing out what silk is saying xp
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link
the anti-vax stuff is dark
― treeship., Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:29 (one year ago) link
And, in case there is some confusion, I'm laughing at Trump, not the anti-vax propaganda.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, January 24, 2023 11:25 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well sure there are a lot of people going "wow imagine being one of her family members or someone who really cared about her and having this guy just talk about himself for 45 minutes at the eulogy" but, I dunno, it didn't seem like the mourners disapproved of it, I think a lot of these people really do believe their purpose in life is to be foot soldiers on the front lines of the dumbass culture wars
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:39 (one year ago) link
the newish movement to blame covid deaths on people who are vaccinated follows the logic of the old one. they were part of one of the cruelest movements i can recall, the covid denier thing, and their disinformation needlessly killed millions of people who should be alive right now. they were never going to apologize for that or contemplate what they had done. they feed on cruelty, they have to turn it up a notch. blaming covid on those trying to prevent covid is today's escalation. who knows what they will do tomorrow - i'm guessing they will look for ways to punish people who are doing the right thing
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link
didn't seem like the mourners disapproved of it
very likely that most of the mourners were dazzled by the idea that a former POTUS, billionaire, and television celebrity agreed to come to the funeral and speak to them. even without all the secret service agents and other trappings of enormous power that's enough to turn most people's brains to vapor.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link
i think one can view it as a tragedy that someone who struggled with heart disease for years could be manipulated into following someone like Trump et al and being an anti-vax advocate who basically accelerated their own death, while also saying "but also fuck this person for spreading this fucked message"
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
Also, to be very clear about my position on this, all of this is extremely funny
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as you WIN
Former president Donald Trump claimed victory in the seniors’ golf championship at his property in West Palm Beach, Florida, over the weekend.
The Daily Mail revealed how the former President orchestrated the feat. “Insiders told DailyMail.com that competitors arriving for day two of the contest on Sunday morning were surprised (although not exactly shocked) to see his name at the top of the leaderboard with a five-point lead over the overnight leader,” the outlet wrote.
“He apparently told members that he had played a cracking round on Thursday, and that would count as his first day’s score.”
The Daily Mail also noted that this is not the first time Trump, a notorious golf cheater, has bent the rules at his own club. The outlet said, “Participants merely shrugged and competed for second place.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
It would not surprise me at all if he started selling the opportunity to lose a round of golf to him. Meaning whatever actually happens on the course, when you get back, he says he won and you nod and smile.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
If only all sports were self-officiating
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link
Follows the same logic as stop the steal. When he's in front it's time to stop counting.
― BrianB, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:23 (one year ago) link
I am therefore pleased to announce my future victory in the Super Bowl*
,* which will be held on my couch and which will be filled with tortilla chips
In conclusion: yum, guacamole
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
he's like a character in some 1980's National Lampoon movie
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:30 (one year ago) link
anthony's scaramucci's first press conference as press secretary:
But here’s what I tell you about the President. He’s the most competitive person I’ve ever met. Okay, I’ve seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I’ve seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on. He’s standing in the key and he’s hitting foul shots and swishing them, okay? He sinks 30-foot putts. I don’t see this guy as a guy that’s ever under siege. This is a very, very competitive person.
scaramucci-heads will remember that he didn't actually say '30-foot putts', he said '3-foot putts'. the white house communications team just changed it for the transcript. what a weird, weird group of people
https://deadspin.com/white-house-alters-transcript-to-clarify-that-the-presi-1797305596
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:31 (one year ago) link
You misspelled putz
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:33 (one year ago) link
It’s hard to believe he is an actual person.
― treeship., Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:38 (one year ago) link
scaramucci-heads
do these exist?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:39 (one year ago) link
Wait 'til he golfs with Santos and they both win
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link
i'm assuming someone who runs the occupy democrats account is way down deep in this kind of shit
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:42 (one year ago) link
whereas i, reminding everyone of how the 30-foot putt mentioned several years ago was actually a reference to a 3-foot putt, float above it trousers unsoiled
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:43 (one year ago) link
they could have added "He sinks 3 foot putts, blindfolded.." and I would've been impressed
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 00:50 (one year ago) link
bro
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnQ9QT3WYAAXYWN?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 03:12 (one year ago) link
Grandpa is drunk but he doesn’t drink
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 03:16 (one year ago) link
it's ok, his veins are pumping pure Sweet 'n Sour sauce at this point, his right eye is going to pop out of his head soon
― def jeftones (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 03:19 (one year ago) link
he's unarguably a warped, dysfunctional human being, but he sure as f*ck knows his audience
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 03:46 (one year ago) link
one recent new thing for me to hate about him is how much shittier i eat now. like – he eats mcdonalds and KFC everyday and should have been dead a decade ago. but he's still here, waddling around, sucking oxygen and stuffing his face with quarter pounders. why should i suffer through salads for lunch and be generally unenthusiastic about my meal choices when that pile of shit is still having the time of his life getting mcdicks hand delivered and slathering ketchup on his steaks?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 06:35 (one year ago) link
he does wear diapers though
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 09:33 (one year ago) link
eh mcdonalds is not that great. it's not like he gets pleasure from anything--let alone eating
― a (waterface), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 13:39 (one year ago) link
He gets pleasure from hurting people.
― castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 13:44 (one year ago) link
The cruelty, and agonising bowel obsctructions, are the point.
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:00 (one year ago) link
why is he still using truth social? wasn't he unbanned?
― treeship., Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:34 (one year ago) link
Isn't he contractually obligated to continue using Truth Social? Wouldn't going to Twitter pretty much be a confession that Truth Social was as much a failure as Trump U, Trump Steaks, the Trump presidency, etc?
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link
― castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 1:44 PM (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yep, important point
― a (waterface), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:40 (one year ago) link
he always feels bad so he takes pleasure in making others feel bad
maybe that is all that was going on with his negging of silk, a woman mourning her sister who has only every said flattering things about trump
― treeship., Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:53 (one year ago) link
Isn't he contractually obligated
i doubt this is an obstacle
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 14:59 (one year ago) link
Yeah there's been some reports in the last day or so that he's about to ditch Truth Social and move back to Twitter
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link
"MAGA!!" What's this mean? It's not on my chart
https://www.eslbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/6e36d48e7ba734aff65c917eb38c9339.jpg
― Evan, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:19 (one year ago) link
xpost There is no way he won't be feuding with Elon soon
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
"Ol' Spacey Elon..."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link
That T is still alive is grist for my tinfoil hat conspiracy theory that there is indeed an island full of clones of our ruling class.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 19:19 (one year ago) link
Harvested for pets, of course.
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