who the fuck doesn't love fruit
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
i'm angry at that person tbr
I don't like fruit. Or, rather, I don't eat it, mostly I don't know if I would like it.
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link
fuck fruit
The ladies call me The Crystal Appreciator
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link
well i'll be damned but i don't wish you ill. xp
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link
loves fruit = (forgive me for this, look away, do not read the following two words) tasty jizz?
― peaceful abiding clamness (cat), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
Crossed my mind too.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
lol I thought it was a euphemism for the other one
― rob, Monday, 27 February 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link
that image would be better with Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 27 February 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/j9tCkYY/FB-IMG-1678136083077.jpg
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 March 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
I put this one on the trypophobia thread.
― nickn, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
checks out - this is my dadhttps://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9l9niO5BY1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― kinder, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:17 (one year ago) link
why does the statue look like it's in some sort of wasteland
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link
those are definitely unused props from Raised By Wolves
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
facebook sucks so bad but i joined a new group called "big tree seekers" that is pretty good so far, just nice pictures of big trees.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:55 (one year ago) link
One of my favourite fb groups is 'Craft beer and cats.' which is exactly as described.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 10:27 (one year ago) link
I used to really enjoy cat groups on FB like Catspotting but they ended up having way too many posts from ppl eulogizing their just deceased cats. Don't mean to come across as heartless but I don't need another source for getting bummed out.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link
The new "Artist thing" of course is Facebook reels that either don't make sense or are just embarassing.
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 12:11 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
Yes. Very sad
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/ZHHL4ks/Fq0d-O-2-Xw-AEii-DP.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:49 (one year ago) link
Quick turnaround by the coroner, hopefully that will be some comfort to the grieving family
― Very Sad 2 Second ago in Chicago (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 March 2023 09:43 (one year ago) link
100mph coroner
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 March 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link
https://imgur.io/gallery/X7ZlbCF
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:03 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/i1xc4ze.jpeg
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:04 (one year ago) link
god taht one's been making the rounds for a few years now. yuk yuk fake customer sonned in McDonald's beef
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346792760_946634063347287_3316343835354622516_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=0Ywy5InD15kAX-RsaV0&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=00_AfAMPvVRgNEPcnop41hhfMMNRHZv8xGlrttaW3M1eLZrlQ&oe=6467E0EC
just don't have the heart to post "and it all leads to the creation of the worst sculpture you've ever seen" in the comments
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link
lol otm
― No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/yXvwgLH/Screenshot-20230711-212837.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 01:34 (ten months ago) link
When motivational slogans are created by lazy people
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 02:32 (ten months ago) link
that reminds me of this poster i’ve seen in a few corner shops.. i think it’s for a brand of vape.
WILDIS NEVERTAME
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 08:22 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/p0f2ZGL/FB-IMG-1690152278033.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:45 (ten months ago) link
Yes, Neanderthal, exactly. Do you know the source? (Would love to spread that message but with credit attached.)
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:36 (ten months ago) link
Neanderthal plagiarized it.
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:37 (ten months ago) link
Ha, that is the joek
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:42 (ten months ago) link
Oops
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:55 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VQ5KXFJ/FB-IMG-1695924581600.jpg
― I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:10 (eight months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg/220px-Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg
3 sides fingers to every story
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:52 (eight months ago) link
why do i hate that thing so much where people post stuff like: "Mozart would have been 412 today...."
i mean saying happy birthday to a long-dead person who isn't related to you always seemed kinda lame anyway - who cares? - but telling people how old that person would have been if...they...were alive?
i don't get it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:37 (eight months ago) link
a huge part of the problem with all memes, posts, shares and internet humor now is that they're all bogged down with baroquely cutesy wording to try and freshen up a banal observation, minor factoid, or low-wattage punchline. typically by just plugging it into whatever was last summer's trending sassy verbal construction. everything is just encrusted with verbiage.
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:59 (eight months ago) link
I still hear these memes in Mary Hart's voice.
"Celebrating a birthday today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at 412 years young!"
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:40 (eight months ago) link
"Making a birthday 'twist' before blowing out the candles, Chubby Checkers turns 47!"
https://i.imgur.com/E8OWo9x.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:41 (eight months ago) link
Dogs laying on their sides during this segment, howling at the baseboard.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:42 (eight months ago) link
none of the "I found x in Halloween candy" memes are funny, stop it
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 13 October 2023 22:03 (seven months ago) link
what if they found love in their halloween candy tho
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Friday, 13 October 2023 23:28 (seven months ago) link
So, you're into Primus and Tool now coz Billy has played with them and Alice In Chains because he covers their song.That's nice.😉Yeah, I'm old. But I've seen all your favorite bands live and in their prime.😃
https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/391602524_10161283552216093_97669433835605696_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=6BlnMOlDBFUAX-mZraI&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&oh=00_AfCzTvOojdNjZ8WQUBS-TN3D1mQVfAUZXEwDkONMV6wjZg&oe=6534B669
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 04:33 (seven months ago) link
Youtube is constantly trying to get me to watch Primus videos and I'm mildly offended by it, I shower at least once a day.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 05:14 (seven months ago) link
I'm really sick of seeing fake Spirit Halloween costumes representing various stereotypes. It stopped being amusing several years ago.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 04:09 (seven months ago) link
Saw a meme related to a book called Your Brain On Art, these are the top blurbs
https://i.imgur.com/R7mwGR3.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 26 October 2023 01:09 (seven months ago) link