i think you should leave with tim robinson

Season 3 May 30!

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/i-think-you-should-leave-season-3-premiere-date-1235549225/

there's too much fucking shit on me

the chin kills

lol was just thinking about the sketch where he's doing his Blues Brothers routine and the dog is barking at him the entire time. that was so annoying to watch but a few days later I was like you know what that was really funny

It’s really funny

“He thinks he’s a whole different guy!”

this sloppy mfer looks like a real piece of shit

this sloppy mfer looks like a real piece of shit

SLOP ‘EM UP

They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

https://soundcloud.com/777752/vampire-weekend-dangerous-knife-the-night-is-a-knife-extended

conner o'malley dropping bombs while we wait for the next season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6VOgmv9-c

o'malley genuinely the funniest person on earth

well that was the most insane thing I've seen in a minute

Conner is truly one of the visionaries of our time. Particularly loved the minor detail that one of the news channels is SNN, Slipknot News Network.

one comedy device I love is when someone goes on Fiverr and hires someone to dress like a newscaster or doctor or whatever and read something absolutely insane, presumably with no context on what its gonna be used for. I dont know why but this is always funny.

I often feel like he's more of a performance artist than a comedian but not sure it makes a difference.

How do we move our bodies ever?

He must have flipped my wife eight times!

I don't have netflix anymore so I look forward to all the now-inscrutable quotes from this

We could be making them up!

"then Google disgusting diarrhea in bowl image search"

Ray says the maitre d' has seen this picture before

I don't know, I've never gotten this far before!

TK Jewelers is a scam

Omg Richard Brecky sketch

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES

Cloth is hair!

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES

Just went to watch it again, definitely an all-time sketch

Actually crying from the egg game.

Hollywood Hunk Ryan Nemeth and Erick Rowan cameos!

the egg game was fantastic.

"you are looking at a nude ass"

the metal game show was great too even if it ended too abruptly for me.

YOU CAN'T PARK OVER THE SIDEWALK

We should be able to look at a little porn at work

I still don't think the eps really take off until episode 3, although I do like the first two. VR shopping was hilarious.

And don't just come to try and make me talk.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK!

I love this stuff. I love old stuff!

only saw the first, nothing as explosively funny as "ghost tour" or "coffin flop," but the zip line sketch was top notch.

also appreciating the driving crooner sketch more the more i think about it

https://media.giphy.com/media/6cFYYRYXCmS3hDAuXv/giphy.gif

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

i thought the guy was trying to steal my decals

the daughter double-time rapping at the end of the recital was great

I thought this was a little pimp.

the metal game show was great too even if it ended too abruptly for me.

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:07 (one hour ago) link

Spiritually captures the feeling of having a complicated idea that works perfectly in your own head but that you just can't get working in reality for one reason or another so it falls short... but if everyone else could just understand how you imagine it they would get how great it is. If only if only

absolutely! that's a great way to describe it

THREE SECONDS TO THINK OF SOMETHING SILLY? THAT'S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME!

*ENOUGH

hey everybody, look! the dog's blowing me!

Don Bondarley! king of the dirty songs!

god his reaction after getting sent home on the dating reality show

Before you make your decision, I just want you to know, I believe Carlos is a ho.

had to pause the Richard Brecky sketch because I was laughing too hard. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??? WHAT IS THAT!?!??