CNN commentators keeping saying “this is sad” and I’m like “shut up, fool”
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
he refused to ever once listen to a lawyer lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:02 (one year ago) link
Sad is the fact that this sentient mound of rancid pubic hair was elected President in the first place, all of this is funny as shit
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:02 (one year ago) link
lmao are we really gonna get to go through this 2 or 3 more times this year
― frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:02 (one year ago) link
#SantaIsReal
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link
It’s UNPRECEDENTED that you were so BAD at crimes that you got arrested and arraigned for something that has probably been done before, you stupid fucking bag of pimple pus
― castanuts (DJP
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
chances are the talking heads on cnn were carefully instructed not to be happy because that would show bias, so the producer chose 'sad' as the neutral script to work from. it's all just 'doing business' to them.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link
While all this is going on, note this thread (yeah yeah, breaking, but kinda justified here):
🚨 BREAKING - MARK MEADOWS 🚨Okay, we're spelunking in sealed dockets & h/t to @TimInHonolulu for noticing.Last Wednesday, Trump appealed Judge Howell's order requiring Meadows, Dan Scavino, Jason Miller to testify before Jack Smith's 1/6 grand jury /1 https://t.co/j0K1tsxPdv— Opening Arguments (@openargs) April 4, 2023
End result?
And just a few minutes ago, the panel unanimously DENIED Trump's motion to vacate Judge Howell's order & to stay proceedings, which means unless the Supreme Court steps in -- and Trump has gone 0-for at SCOTUS on these requests -- Meadows et al. WILL be required to testify. /6 pic.twitter.com/p3uJqryAey— Opening Arguments (@openargs) April 4, 2023
Basically in combination with the Pence ruling, the Corcoran one, etc., all kinds of people who can't normally talk or wouldn't normally be able to re that federal grand jury in DC will have to do a lot of same.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link
If he started listening to their advice he might have to start paying them.
― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:13 (one year ago) link
are we gonna get a mug shot out of this?
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:26 (one year ago) link
doubt it. maybe a gag order.
― Thus Sang Freud, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link
Hopefully he'll get in an "I'm out of order? I'M out of order? YOU'RE out of order, this whole court's out of order!" while pounding the table
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link
He doesn't look very confident in the first courtroom photos coming out or as he walked in. He looks exactly like a white collar criminal who knows he has run out of options.
― BrianB, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:42 (one year ago) link
there he is
First photo of Trump inside the courtroom @AP pic.twitter.com/kfq6JeGIHo— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) April 4, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link
Of course, Jesus' own people demanded his crucifixion.
Specifically George Soros.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link
He looks like he was caught taking a shit in Rockefeller Center.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link
part of me wants a mug shot, part of me doesn't want him to have the martyr-fuel
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
xxp Pilate was a Soros-funded animal
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
and then he said "you're the best looking man I've ever mugshot, sir"
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
The indictment has been unsealed
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link
Will be live on the web shortly
And no mug shot will be taken, allegedly
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link
how will we know what the defendant looks like
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:05 (one year ago) link
conspiracy charges appear to be in play
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link
Arrested for dropping mad dookie
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link
In my fevered imagination the defendant is wearing prison garb but for some reason also a stupidly long necktie in a boring solid color
― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:32 (one year ago) link
No gag order, but Trump was warned about making social media posts that would potentially cause violence and unrest. I'm sure that'll work out
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:42 (one year ago) link
Don jr posted a photo the judge's daughter during the hearing.
― BrianB, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link
Dry reading buthttps://www.manhattanda.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Donald-J.-Trump-Indictment.pdf
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
Kind of surprising that there isn't more here than falsifying business records.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
Ugh.
Stay classy, republipeeps
― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
The Statement of Facts is more interesting than the indictment itself. Lays out the whole story, and yeah, it's more than just Stormy Daniels — it's her, Karen McDougal, and a Trump Tower doorman who claimed Trump had another, secret, kid.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:00 (one year ago) link
!
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link
That secret kid? Shia LaBoeuf
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link
Bragg strikes me as impressively assured in this press conference.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:21 (one year ago) link
Oh MY FUCKING GOD: MSNBC is showing a split screen of Bragg and Trump's getaway plane.
I'm done.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:22 (one year ago) link
Already seeing the MAGA headlines now:
OMG he fudged a few ledgers? Everyone does that.
I'm sharing the SOF for my friends instead.
Thanks for the links!
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
OMG he fudged a few ledgers?
in the commission of another crime... therein lies the felony
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
Alvin’s been like this since college
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
The right guy at the right time.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
no conspiracy charge some sort of misunderstanding apparently
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link
Get the door yourself, chump
The court officers very much did not hold the door for Trump when he walked past the pool cameras pic.twitter.com/XvSlxjM8Qz— Peter Stevenson (@PeterStevenson) April 4, 2023
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:03 (one year ago) link
love it
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:05 (one year ago) link
Incoming tweetstorm: "The door thing was big - a thread"
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
those cops probably have electrical and drywall contractors in the family that were stiffed by Trump & Co. years ago
Nowhere is he despised more than in his own hometown
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:09 (one year ago) link
I tend to think NYC cops are the only ones who have reason to dislike him.
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
I'm putting together a screenplay about those cops. It practically writes itself
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:19 (one year ago) link
Title THE SNUB
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:20 (one year ago) link
In the criminal justice system, crims committed by people with stupid hairdos are considered especially heinous.
DON DON
― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:21 (one year ago) link
ACAB: All Cops Are Bad (At Door Etiquette)
DING (DON)G! Who's Hair? Don't Ding Don During Door Duty Dammit (riveting 6 episode docuseries)
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:30 (one year ago) link