Elon Musk

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He didn’t just read the wiki summary of the Protocols, he studied them closely.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 27 May 2023 02:45 (one year ago) link

Concerning

mh, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:31 (one year ago) link

It's not the brain implanting that is the problem

no i agree, but it's not Musk's version that is the success! But it's Musk's version the chuds will tolerate over the one that actually works

serving aunt (stevie), Sunday, 28 May 2023 09:16 (one year ago) link

Well, if they get it and it drives them all to self-harm and suicide the way it did the apes, something good will have come from all this.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 28 May 2023 13:02 (one year ago) link

A familiar story when libertarians' bluffs are called:

BASTROP COUNTY, Tex. — Chap Ambrose has always been a fan of Elon Musk. He spent $100 to join the waiting list for Tesla’s first pickup in 2019 and bought internet service from Musk’s satellite provider.

But then the billionaire’s companies moved in next door to the computer programmer, who works from his rural, hilltop home.

Two years later, massive construction sites and large white warehouses have taken over the green pastures where cattle used to graze. Semis barrel up and down the narrow country roads. And the companies — rocket manufacturer SpaceX and tunneling company Boring — are seeking state permission to dump treated wastewater into the nearby Colorado River.
“I just have no faith that the leadership there values the environment and these shared resources,” said Ambrose, who leads a group of local residents pushing Musk’s companies to slow down and address concerns about the environmental risks of the development. “I would say, I’m still a fan (of Elon), but I want him to do better here and be a good neighbor.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/05/28/elon-musk-texas-spacex-boring-bastrop/

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 May 2023 14:53 (one year ago) link

Judah Ross, a Bastrop real estate agent, said afterward that he went into the meeting feeling neutral about the issue but left opposed because he found the Boring consultant’s answers “evasive.”

Musk, he said, is building products that are “changing the world.”

“I love Elon, and we need more industry here,” Ross said. “I just don’t want him to dump his poop in the river.”

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 May 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link

Again, it blows my mind that capitalist billionaires have “fans”.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 28 May 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link

I want to preface by saying that I love Elon and think he's a total sweetheart. I guess I just wish he'd stop systematically torturing and murdering my family members and subjecting me to an endless series of punishing medical experiments. Great guy otherwise, though, A+.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 May 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link

gotta say the man has a talent for making me hate him just a little bit more each day

🔥

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 29, 2023

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link

even by his standards this is insane pic.twitter.com/6H2GZ4kJix

— effortful grunter (@lib_crusher) June 7, 2023

"hate the js"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link

twitter is going to buy the daily wire, isn't it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link

Daily Wire already moved their podcasts to Twitter. Whatever that means.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link

Elon either doesn't know that twitter is accessible on the web, and/or is about to demand his engineers revoke the API keys of the World Wide Web pic.twitter.com/rVPy2cbafi

— Dan Nguyen (@dancow) June 14, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 14:51 (eleven months ago) link

please let Elon get into a fight with ChatGPT

mh, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:12 (eleven months ago) link

How is “cis” or “cisgender” a slur? In which direction? https://t.co/9VQby0tqhm

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) June 21, 2023

fite!

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 19:10 (eleven months ago) link

https://frinkiac.com/img/S05E03/985333.jpg

Grandall Flange (wins), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 19:13 (eleven months ago) link

so not gonna happen

If this is for real, I will do it 🔥🔥

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:36 (eleven months ago) link

we can bully him into doing it, zuck is on board hes been special forces larping

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:53 (eleven months ago) link

I 100% believe Zuck is willing to do this, Elon is obviously gonna back out and blame it on trans people somehow

frogbs, Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:52 (eleven months ago) link

which is why we must bully him, hes vulnerable to it

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:53 (eleven months ago) link

gotta give credit where its due here, flawless execution

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzMShjAaAAARZGJ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:55 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

I've been laughing at this for over a week now. Absolutely perfect. pic.twitter.com/oAmgJ1EbKh

— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) July 18, 2023

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:39 (ten months ago) link

The richest man in the world stole a meme from a 16-year-old kid and cropped him off pic.twitter.com/wtDLEeO8FP

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 23, 2023

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 23 July 2023 20:59 (ten months ago) link

he's a founder/investor tho, he knew what he signed up for

toenail fungus (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 July 2023 23:07 (ten months ago) link

lmao pic.twitter.com/FMWLjZGz2y

— huffy (@sulkingtime) July 27, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 July 2023 22:48 (ten months ago) link

lol, "chicken wings and cigarettes"

nickn, Thursday, 27 July 2023 22:51 (ten months ago) link

I love the punchline.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 July 2023 23:12 (ten months ago) link

Equal parts eye opening and terrifying

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/07/28/business/starlink.html

groovypanda, Saturday, 29 July 2023 20:17 (ten months ago) link

Tesla cfo stepping down effective immediately, replaced by someone from solarcity 🤔

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2023 14:42 (ten months ago) link

lol

Am lifting weights throughout the day, preparing for the fight.

Don’t have time to work out, so I just bring them to work.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 6, 2023

NEW: Elon Musk says he will receive an MRI of his neck and upper back and may require surgery https://t.co/vbWv0r8hlb

— Bloomberg (@business) August 7, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 7 August 2023 15:12 (ten months ago) link

needs a a spine implant amirite

Everybody’s so down on themselves!

Tesla cfo stepping down effective immediately, replaced by someone from solarcity 🤔


So is it pronounced “Solar city” or “sol-arse-ity”

Chevy Chase drumming mystery (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 7 August 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link

Musk: I am training to fight
Musk (a minute later): I am getting my spine replaced.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 August 2023 15:39 (ten months ago) link

Be hilarious if Musk tried to back out of fighting Zuckerberg and Zuckerberg took him to court and forced him to fight.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 August 2023 15:49 (ten months ago) link

Delaware Court of Chancery governs merger disputes and the MMA I believe

symsymsym, Monday, 7 August 2023 16:39 (ten months ago) link

tbh I’m not surprised he needs work on his neck. Looks pretty messed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rck4PQXVDA

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2023 20:21 (ten months ago) link

one can only hope they have to completely remove his head to do this surgery

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 7 August 2023 20:25 (ten months ago) link

he needs to let zuck give him a chiropractic adjustment

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Monday, 7 August 2023 20:26 (ten months ago) link

So is this neck thing just a dodge to get out of fighting Zuckerberg?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 7 August 2023 20:28 (ten months ago) link

Failed self-suck attempt

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 7 August 2023 20:31 (ten months ago) link

head up own ass injury

So today he's pretending he didn't back out of the fight last month?

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 7 August 2023 21:28 (ten months ago) link

Here's an unusual situation. I had a Tesla, crashed it, it was totaled. And now it's ... in Ukraine? And someone there is listening to Drake on my, still logged in, Spotify account. pic.twitter.com/ymW2psyvz6

— Jay Yarow (@jyarow) August 10, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:10 (nine months ago) link

I've heard about this from someone irl like last year lol, their old car was driving around the black sea area

Bongo Jongus, Thursday, 10 August 2023 16:50 (nine months ago) link

it was 'totally' exported to eastern europe

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:00 (nine months ago) link

This is the mind-blowingly racist neo-Nazi account that Elon Musk just followed. Literally one of the most racist accounts on this entire website: https://t.co/zzwwD95uxl pic.twitter.com/5JH2OkXsA1

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) August 9, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 August 2023 20:12 (nine months ago) link

Eugenics and IQ score-pseudoscience are hot again on the right (if they ever weren't).

Chevy Chase drumming mystery (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 August 2023 20:32 (nine months ago) link

Reminds him of dear old Dad

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 August 2023 20:34 (nine months ago) link

I'll just say this, if you want a terrifying insight into just how dire his app is right now, spend even 90 seconds scrolling through the replies to Stancil's tweet and see exactly how many verified accounts are loudly defending the racist for "simply stating the truth". Spoiler alert, it's a fucking lot of them. And, even expecting it going in, a lot of those are tech bros.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 August 2023 21:19 (nine months ago) link


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