Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Protomartyr
Propaghandi

The Parallax View
Three Days on the Condor

The Parallax View
The Ipcress File

Kansas
Nebraska

I have this theory that The Beatles sing the word "nonpareil" with a weird accent in their version of "Kansas City/Hey Hey Hey Hey" but I stand kind of alone with this theory. Maybe someone else even presented it to me long ago, but they are not around to comment.

― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 23, 2022 8:09 AM (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao, you can count me as a convert!

Vindicated at last!

What's a word the rhymes with "girl"?

"Non-pearl"?

What?

You know, it means one-of-a-kind!

Ha!

Davóne Tines

Devonté Hynes

The Pentagon Papers
The Panama Papers

And Wiki tells me we also have:
Pumpkin Papers (1948)
Paradise Papers (2017)
Pandora Papers (2021)

And that's just the P's

Pumpkin Papers and Pentagon Papers especially--Nixon every which way.

Paramore
Pomplamoose

I've seen The Devil Wears Prada but I cannot tell you which British Emily is in it, so:

Emily Blunt
Emily Mortimer

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved

ossobuco
saltimbocca

Bill Laswell
Rick Rubin

Public Image Ltd (PIL)
Big Audio Dynamite (BAD)

Ode to Billie Joe
Me and Bobby McGee

bill graham
peter grant

not so much confused as i have never until today really bothered to keep them distinct (today when i discovered that bill graham was born wulf wolodia grajonca)

Derek Raymond
Derek Marlowe

bill graham
peter grant

not so much confused as i have never until today really bothered to keep them distinct (today when i discovered that bill graham was born wulf wolodia grajonca)

Camille Paglia
Esther Perel

Jeremy Irons
Julian Sands (RIP)

Yan Cook
Yan Can Cook

Alan Arkin
Alan Alda

Yes due to names, but if you look at their physical presences I have a bigger problem distinguishing Arkin from Frank Langella.

Langella was great in Dave, and honestly I kinda conflated him with Arkin for a while

Beef
The Bear

The Menu
The Bear

American prog bands Starcastle and Fireballet.

Anthony Clare
Anthony Storr

501(c)(3) edition:

L'Arche
La Leche League

The Alarm
The Fixx
The Call

Esquivel
Esquerita

^ this blew my mind

Sam the Sham
Doug Sahm

^classic!

John Cena
Michael Cera

Skip Easterling
Snooks Eaglin

Anthony Sharp, aka the Minister of the Interior from A Clockwork Orange
Norman Lumsden, aka J. R. Hartley from the 1980s Yellow Pages ad

Thought they were the same person until I looked it up.

Billy Bragg
Billy Barty

What else do I have to sarty

i've always been impressed with a dwarf who could sing for his supper and breakfast as well

"I'll Be There" by Jackson 5
"Got to Be There" by Michael Jackson

Game Theory
The Go-Betweens
Beat Happening

Martin Hannett / Martin Rushent. Still, after all these years.

They’re Homosapiens two!

Feels so unnatural,

Senators Tim Kaine and Tim Scott

The Head and the Heart
She & Him

Rich Hill, well-traveled MLB pitcher
"Buck Hill," Replacements song