well, Adam Gopnick is a total hack
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:37 (eleven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/X9PsTeG.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 22:21 (ten months ago) link
I've been getting inundated with cold-call sales emails and they all talk like this
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 22:29 (ten months ago) link
why do you answer them?
― sarahell, Thursday, 3 August 2023 14:42 (ten months ago) link
oh oops, missed the "emails" part ... n/m
― sarahell, Thursday, 3 August 2023 14:43 (ten months ago) link
"lovely jubbly"
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 August 2023 14:48 (ten months ago) link
in correspondence from my mobile phone provider no less
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 August 2023 14:49 (ten months ago) link
"The blob"
I mean "the deep state" is a stupid expression but it least it sounds dramatic. "The blob" is the kind of Eton-level schoolboy joke phrase you could imagine a bunch of Tory tossers chortling about because they mistakenly think it's funny. In fact you don't have to imagine it, it's what they publicly do.
― there's no such thing as a winnable volume war (Matt #2), Monday, 21 August 2023 14:59 (ten months ago) link
"Brits"
Fair enough if an American uses it but I've just heard a Sky reporter use it. It would be a bit like if a US reporter referred to Americans as Yanks in a serious news report.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:34 (eight months ago) link
I think that battle is lost. There's a new generation that doesn't think it makes us sound like cunts.
― Alba, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:56 (eight months ago) link
Rather that than Britishers
― fucking beanie hat music (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:21 (eight months ago) link
It would be funny if a Sky reporter said "Britishers" though. And "Englanders".
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:27 (eight months ago) link
Whereas if they say Britishes, we know they lurk here.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:29 (eight months ago) link
I'd like to not read or hear "The British People" ever again.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:31 (eight months ago) link
What's wrong with Britons? No, don't answer that.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:33 (eight months ago) link
"I'm keeping a list of who is silent"
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 13:40 (eight months ago) link
'that's my happy place'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 October 2023 19:42 (eight months ago) link
Surely it’s been mentioned in this thread before, but I crawl within myself and die when I see “so I did a thing” on social media.
Poms is the correct way to refer to the brits fwiw
― Peach’s burner account (H.P), Thursday, 19 October 2023 22:25 (eight months ago) link
+1 on 'so I did a thing', major barf
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 October 2023 22:35 (eight months ago) link
I am fine with it depending on the thing… if it is related to the Carpenter movie I will generally lol
― sarahell, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 06:31 (eight months ago) link
"the conversation around (x)"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 06:40 (eight months ago) link
"Do better"
― Alba, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 07:14 (eight months ago) link
English, ersatz English, Anglos, exbrits.Disolvers of the holy bond that United the kingdom.
As the nation dissolves into smaller city states one will be known by the area one comes from. Bound to happen.Or become more evolved and become Europeans again innit
― Stevo, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 07:42 (eight months ago) link
"my guy"
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:06 (eight months ago) link
social media posts that start "i don't know who needs to hear this but"
or sometimes "i don't know how many of y'all need to hear this", these type of people always call you "y'all" even if they come from fucking dunedin or somewhere
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:29 (eight months ago) link
"Louder for the people in the back"
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:30 (eight months ago) link
doo rag!!!!!amazing to see you herei agree completely btw
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 22:57 (eight months ago) link
All of these are terrible but "do better" might be the worst. If someone says that you can be guaranteed they're a self-righteous asshole.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 26 October 2023 09:22 (eight months ago) link
"y'all" seems to be everywhere.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 October 2023 09:56 (eight months ago) link
It’s fucking abysmal, that, but I guess not everyone speaks a prestige dialect that has a native second person plural. 😎
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:11 (eight months ago) link
Tell me about it
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:14 (eight months ago) link
I keep seeing “having a moment”, eg:”Belfast is having quite a moment, it really is,” says hotelier Melanie Harrison with an infectious laugh”
― Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:55 (eight months ago) link
Is there an Irish equivalent? Best I can guess is "ye"??
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 26 October 2023 11:08 (eight months ago) link
"(x) is...... different"
maybe acceptable if you literally came up with it yourself as an offhand comment, but as a meme comment to repeat after any instance of remarkable ability or behaviour, welll..... DO BETTER
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 October 2023 11:10 (eight months ago) link
I think ‘x is….different’ is similar to the studied inarticulateness of “ Is x a thing now?”
― Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:05 (eight months ago) link
"Because … thing"
― Alba, Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:15 (eight months ago) link
^i don’t know the origin of this but it always seemed sub-Whedon to me, and that’s not a compliment to Joss Whedon at all
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:17 (eight months ago) link
internet speak was basically sub-whedon for a couple of decades there
― Left, Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:19 (eight months ago) link
Yeah, the rot has been in place for a while
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:21 (eight months ago) link
"studied inarticulateness" no doubt, but interestingly the terms for long-form journalistic writing already in use pre-thing are generally examples of a similar affect
i: an article (from 1700s; means "a thing") ii: a piece (from 1500s; means "a bit of a thing")iii: a feature (from 1850s; short for featured article, means "a thing we are publicly excited about") iv: an essay (from 1500s; means "i tried to write a thing")
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:27 (eight months ago) link
v: wedding announcement/new job: some personal news 😏
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:37 (eight months ago) link
It's this thing
― Alba, Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:37 (eight months ago) link
that's not a thing. this is a thing: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/03/5d/92/035d925f690d6cc0dc620421b88b86d3.jpg
― Left, Thursday, 26 October 2023 12:57 (eight months ago) link
Left is right (heh), this is a thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althing
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:22 (eight months ago) link
‘Some personal news’ has the same intonation as ‘a very special episode’.
― steely flan (suzy), Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:36 (eight months ago) link
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, October 26, 2023 5:56 AM bookmarkflaglink
well, I'm actually from the south, so it's part of our vernacular here
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:55 (eight months ago) link
about to drop a lengthy rant? best to preface it with a
*deep inhale*
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:26 (eight months ago) link
Preaching to the choir requires a lot of hot air
― Evan, Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:32 (eight months ago) link
It’s fucking abysmal, that
your fragile ears would probably melt the first time you heard someone point to a bunch of half-full glasses on a bar table and ask "are these y'all'ses?"
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 26 October 2023 15:48 (eight months ago) link
Yourns
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 October 2023 15:50 (eight months ago) link