Bleach, please.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 August 2023 17:47 (nine months ago) link
It's annoying but pretty low on the ruining the world scale, c'mon. Most people really do still think vegan = gross so who cares.
― Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Friday, 4 August 2023 18:47 (nine months ago) link
marketing has turned our entire world into a transactional, monetized hell. arguably capitalism speaks to us primarily through our bodies, but it's through marketing that the language of capital enters our psyches. the fact that these assholes get paid what they do to use the insights of psychology to manipulate our fears and desires is just beyond fucked up imo
― budo jeru, Friday, 4 August 2023 18:58 (nine months ago) link
it also ruined the internet btw
― budo jeru, Friday, 4 August 2023 19:00 (nine months ago) link
Also this phenomenon is not at all limited to plant based products, as documented itt for the last 15 years
― Grandall Flange (wins), Friday, 4 August 2023 19:01 (nine months ago) link
i've never even seen iCarly
or Bleach for that matter, i heard there was way too much filler towards the end
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 11 August 2023 23:01 (nine months ago) link
the beavis & butthead take on the innocent smoothies aesthetichttps://i.postimg.cc/bwZkmSTw/20230929-181002.jpg
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 September 2023 17:12 (eight months ago) link
https://Twitter.com/mippy/status/1708957795591110689?s=46&t=zQbxLGLurMqWqcXnRpq5zA
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 09:59 (seven months ago) link
Hello to you, dear reader!When the former Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha delivered his New Year message back in 1967, he pulled the cord marked “truth bomb”. “This year will be harder than last year,” he declared. “It will, however, be easier than next year.” I mean … on the one hand: thanks for not sugar-coating it, Enver. On the other: way to kill the party buzz, you monster!I don’t want to murder the atmosphere (or indeed any dissidents) by reminding you of the news year you’ve just lived through – or by warning you of the news year you’re about to live through. It’s not big, it’s not clever, and it’s sure as heck not seasonal.But I will say, pointedly, that our reporting feels particularly necessary in dark times. If you can, please help support the Guardian on a monthly basis from just £2, so as to keep it open for everyone. I can’t tell you how much it would be appreciated. A free press is needed now as much as it has ever been – and on some days, more than it has ever been.In return for this support, I am formally* bestowing upon you the right to refer to yourself – in conversation, in the pub, and on any business cards you may care to have printed up – as “a newspaper baron”. Face it: if you pay to support a news organisation, then you ARE to all intents and purposes a newspaper baron. Just enjoy it! All the others do.With that, it simply remains is for me to wish you a very happy holidays, and a splendid new year. Goodness knows you’ve earned it.Marina Hyde*not formally
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 16:15 (five months ago) link
This honestly reads worse than most innocent-style copy & now I’m amusing myself picturing uk media dipshits lining up to declare the anonymous composers of shitty brand emails the greatest stylists of their generation
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 16:17 (five months ago) link
On 20 July 2013, GCHQ officials entered The Guardian’s offices at King’s Cross in London, six weeks after the first Snowden-related article had been published.At the request of the government and security services, Guardian deputy editor Paul Johnson, along with two others, spent three hours destroying the laptops containing the Snowden documents.
At the request of the government and security services, Guardian deputy editor Paul Johnson, along with two others, spent three hours destroying the laptops containing the Snowden documents.
the Graun as the last bastion of the UK free press is the only funny joke in there
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 16:33 (five months ago) link
feel like that awful kid acne graffiti is adjacent to the topic of this thread
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 17:47 (five months ago) link
I was unfamiliar with the Innocent Smoothies brand until this thread. Looking at it online, I don't find the aesthetic particularly irritating at all.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 22:12 (five months ago) link
https://twitter.com/maxtundra/status/1749138392099491950?s=61&t=AL5DD_4iz350KGtptOz8ew
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 21 January 2024 20:42 (four months ago) link
What stage of capitalism is this?
https://nickasbury.substack.com/p/purpose-authenticity-and-nepo-brands
― Piedie Gimbel, Thursday, 8 February 2024 11:29 (three months ago) link
This seems a bit too knowing.
https://dairynews.today/upload/iblock/e03/caoddzzokv49azcmitaye5utqoge1lgl/Kerry_Dairy_launches_category_first_oat_and_dairy_blend_line.png
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 13:39 (two days ago) link