“Where have I been all your life?”
― calstars, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:37 (nine months ago) link
At one of my regulars, I get the feeling the staff see me as a narc of sorts, like I’m checking what everyone is doing on behalf of the owner or whatever. The place has an excessive amount of employees who all buzz around trying to keep busy
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 00:49 (nine months ago) link
That’s part of the job, I would not take it personally
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:02 (nine months ago) link
Thanks. Yeah I don’t. It’s just a contrast to most other places which are more laissez faire
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:10 (nine months ago) link
Just got a $1 lifetime membership at the local bowls club at the end of my street (1 minute). Never been a bar person, but the basically half price (compared to your fancy bars) schooners are tempting me to hang out with the geriatrics….. Could be fun?
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:14 (nine months ago) link
What is a “bowls club”
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:16 (nine months ago) link
Four big lawn bowls squares branching out with a bar in the middle of it all. Entertainment includes: old rockers playing credence covers, pokie machines, meat raffle giveaways, trivia, cheap lunch meals, very cheep beers. It’s an Aussie institution.
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:26 (nine months ago) link
Colloquially known as the “bowlo”, a bit of a dying tradition in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaEU-tA5XIo
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:30 (nine months ago) link
wow TIL
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:31 (nine months ago) link
What is a “bowl square”
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:43 (nine months ago) link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowls
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:48 (nine months ago) link
So confused
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:00 (nine months ago) link
That place sounds amazing.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:14 (nine months ago) link
would drink and bowl w/ H.P
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:14 (nine months ago) link
It’s very classic. I did not grow up with them at all, yet walking into one for the first time last year it felt like a warm hug? It’s a simple ol’ institution. My wife and I are going to do some barefoot bowls next Friday night with some friends, really looking forward to it
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:16 (nine months ago) link
Let me know when you’re in QLD sleeve <3
Someone come to bingo with me next Wednesday at 9:30am. $100 jackpot and $500 on calls (whatever that means!)
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:19 (nine months ago) link
not sure what the AUS equivalent is but I think that is a "windfall" in UK parlancehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_(British_version)#Windfalls
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:22 (nine months ago) link
“Do some barefoot bowls” I guess I don’t get the connection to the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:29 (nine months ago) link
you've never been on a golf course with a bar?
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:43 (nine months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Tgo0LPq.jpeg
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:53 (nine months ago) link
Ugh wtf I suck at posting images
https://imgur.com/a/Tgo0LPq.jpg
Greetings from the bowlo
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:54 (nine months ago) link
huh, I’ve played bocce but not lawn bowling, bowls, whatever I will never play golf. I draw the line at mini golf
― mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:59 (nine months ago) link
This Belgian feather bowling place in Detroit is great fun... http://www.cadieuxcafe.com/featherbowling/
― BrianB, Saturday, 26 August 2023 02:59 (nine months ago) link
Okay sorry, I’ve finally figured out how to do images after a decade of messing it up. Three cheers for me.
https://i.postimg.cc/5Hddj3fg/IMG-3921.jpg
Bocce to bowls is like softball to baseball. Mostly the same, with one being a bit more difficult and holding a bit more prestige
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:03 (nine months ago) link
this is anti-italian sentiment
― mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:08 (nine months ago) link
Tell me I’m wrong
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:09 (nine months ago) link
i’ve mostly played bocce on an incredibly uneven grass field at a family gathering years ago. not a lack of challenge, there
― mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:15 (nine months ago) link
Point taken!
I’ve gotta say, this is a lot of fun to watch. “Great shot mate, yep, yep, you’ll get through that, yep just a bit more to the right, that’s it mate, good effort, push it, good effort mate, yep nice one Jimmy, fuckin dreadful mate (from the bowler), that’s alright mate next one mate, *clap clap*, well done Clark, you really just gotta bowl them over, *clap clap*.
I’m having more fun watching this than seeing my dodgers take the Red Sox today! Couple cheep beers and this $1 membership is paying off big time! Let’s go mate *clap clap*
“Yeaaah mate you just ummmm……. That much overdraw *holds hands out to signify distance to change for next time*
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:20 (nine months ago) link
Thank you for tuning into the live commentary of the Caloundra bowls club. All quotes were taken in real time. The *clap clap* seems to be an essential part of lawn club culture., it’s heard multiple times every 10 seconds. Really adds to the aural atmosphere
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:22 (nine months ago) link
This is what positive masculinity looks like
― H.P, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:23 (nine months ago) link
What
― calstars, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:32 (nine months ago) link
fancy a beer m8
― mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 05:30 (nine months ago) link
There is a bowls club in my town and they've recently discovered social media, so there are lots of posts in my local FB group about trying a cool new sport!!
― kinder, Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:14 (nine months ago) link
One of my worst memories ever was laughing at a bowls club poster when in middle school, and then turning around to see the bloke from the club who had put them up and been trying to promote it to the school, stand there dejected. Maybe I’m just making up for my sins with this new fad
― H.P, Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:44 (nine months ago) link
bowls national championships finish here today!had quite a few in our local, top dudes
― nxd, Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:32 (nine months ago) link
working the bar and Stevie D shows up :)
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 1 September 2023 22:58 (nine months ago) link
round’s on me
― calstars, Friday, 1 September 2023 23:00 (nine months ago) link
HI STEVIE
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 1 September 2023 23:00 (nine months ago) link
guys you won’t believe who I just ran into at the bar
― music for A★TEENS’ musicians (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 September 2023 23:35 (nine months ago) link
:)
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 2 September 2023 03:09 (nine months ago) link
!! that's awesome
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 September 2023 03:51 (nine months ago) link
hi Stevie :)
― Clay, Saturday, 2 September 2023 05:19 (nine months ago) link
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3pqXLeSqTFLhr0Pa8hgrUp?si=2mGsEOi1QJ-BK_k6_n2IZAplease enjoy my “at the bar” playlist
― calstars, Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:05 (nine months ago) link
needs more from the soundtrack to Crackerjack
― vashti funyuns (sic), Sunday, 3 September 2023 00:45 (nine months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jUyc9sa.jpg
― calstars, Sunday, 3 September 2023 00:51 (nine months ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cws2sxOux5u/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==do instagram links work here? me at the bar fr
― mh, Sunday, 3 September 2023 04:16 (nine months ago) link
Waiting to order another corona at the bar when these two women sitting down decide to try to determine which of them is taller. I glance over and they burst out laughing
― calstars, Friday, 8 September 2023 23:13 (nine months ago) link
DidYouPurposefullyOrder a CoronaTo drink
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 September 2023 23:42 (nine months ago) link
It’s my go-to
― calstars, Friday, 8 September 2023 23:45 (nine months ago) link