Interesting: https://www.tor.com/2021/05/12/the-problems-of-susan/
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 15:27 (nine months ago) link
Not totally sure about the fanfic, but I do appreciate the wider delve.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:24 (nine months ago) link
all critical activity is fanfic
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:25 (nine months ago) link
Where is your Middle-earth novel
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:27 (nine months ago) link
it's behind you
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:28 (nine months ago) link
*ducks*
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:38 (nine months ago) link
I just
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:50 (nine months ago) link
Lol
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 18:02 (nine months ago) link
Just finished Prince Caspian. It was interesting in that for 60% of the book it was just the four kids (& one dwarf) walking for ages and getting lost. By interesting I mean dull. Why didn't they trust Lucy when she saw she said Aslan? I mean people being irrational and wasting time doing nothing is at least realistic, so let's credit Jack for that at least. The action sequences are quite harsh, lots of death, but all seem to be crammed into a few chapters. And after getting to know Prince Caspian we basically just abandon him until he puts in a couple of cameos at the end. Easily the worst so far I'm afraid.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 16:56 (eight months ago) link
Why didn't they trust Lucy when she saw she said Aslan?
Why would they? They're out of practice, only one visit.
The next book is much better.
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:00 (eight months ago) link
I do kind of appreciate that, despite all of their experiences, Peter and Susan are already growing up to be pompous English prigs, because of course they are. Typical British colonialists.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:07 (eight months ago) link
lucy is very tiresome! she is a suck-up and i hate her!
(she does have a good extended scene in the next book -- if it's dawn treader -- but it's the scene that's good not her)
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:09 (eight months ago) link
aslan is being such a dick in the lost-in-the-woods section
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:10 (eight months ago) link
isn't Scrubb the suck-up?
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link
scrubb constantly says they're all mad idiots who are trying to kill him!
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
he is not aslan-pilled
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:24 (eight months ago) link
I’m at the beginning stages of a fiction thing and have already introduced a character named “Aslan”.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:24 (eight months ago) link
Also, still don't know why anyone is supposed to give a fuck about the Bulgy Bears, or what they are doing in this book.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:49 (eight months ago) link
lol you're cranky
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:50 (eight months ago) link
One of the Bulgy Bears sticks his paw in his mouth in the lists, greatly offending Peter. That's the only purpose they serve.
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:51 (eight months ago) link
i mean they are definitely another dreary digression in an overlong book but they are there to be the talking bears which DON'T eat children bcz "old narnia" is nice (twee) but can also front some troops which might give the telmarines pause once nikabrik's alternative is decisively squashed ("light the blue fire!" = best scene)
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 17:54 (eight months ago) link
blue fires are pretty
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:01 (eight months ago) link
I love fantasy books where people walk for ages (and maybe get lost). The best bits of Lord of the Rings are them walking.
― trishyb, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:02 (eight months ago) link
CS introduces them like "here are some great new comic characters, lads you're going to love their hilarious antics" and then in several mentions it's just a paw in a mouth, which to be perfectly frank is not going to make much difference to people who have never encountered a talking bear before.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:02 (eight months ago) link
xp lots of my favourite things scenes in things are nothing happening on the surface, but all the time we're finding out about the characters. this is not the case here, everyone just acts like pricks.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:05 (eight months ago) link
like britishes
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:07 (eight months ago) link
to be perfectly frank is not going to make much difference to people who have never encountered a talking bear before.
the last bear I talked to had hella attitude and wouldn't even bottom idk
a lot of it is wild shit given this guy is meant to be some kind of xtian: like unleashing bacchus and silenus and getting them to coax schoolgirls into taking half their clothes off
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:08 (eight months ago) link
now that's the part of the novel where things get unwieldy
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link
yeah the tree orgies were odd
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:20 (eight months ago) link
hot entwives in your area
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:21 (eight months ago) link
Prince Caspian is better than the Silver Chair, which is irritating and not very good
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:26 (eight months ago) link
tbf Tom Baker is in The Silver Chair. Probably not in the book though.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:27 (eight months ago) link
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), T
respectowiggle
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:31 (eight months ago) link
i really like silver chair: puddleglum is a good character to have in a kid's book i think
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:34 (eight months ago) link
anything would be a letdown after Dawn Treader though
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:35 (eight months ago) link
dawn treader has too much aslan in it
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:36 (eight months ago) link
courage, dear heart
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:53 (eight months ago) link
the Emerald Witch plucking at her koto surrounded by clouds of incense = so metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh55SzhLkmc
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:56 (eight months ago) link
hoping there’s a metal band called bism
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:56 (eight months ago) link
also mudfilth
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2023 19:07 (eight months ago) link
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 October 2023 23:53 (eight months ago) link
Prince Caspian is better than the Silver Chair, which is irritating and not very good― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Trespectowiggle
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 October 2023 23:54 (eight months ago) link
This is 90% of why Fellowship is the best. It’s basically a travelogue of a long walk without a ton of other plot going on.
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante),
*cough* The Silver Chair: the trek through Ettinsmoor, etc.
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2023 23:59 (eight months ago) link
in the silver chair it bothered me all out of proportion that scrubb didn't get to say hi to the elderly caspian
also: repectabiggle
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 00:02 (eight months ago) link
amidst all the bad takes in this revive, and they're not few, the idea that fotr lacks plot is a real doozy
we have a good thread where we do in fairness surmise that it is a book about walking in the main so points for that
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 01:22 (eight months ago) link
mark otm about why not listen to lucy, the portrayal of the character in the british tv tltwatw in the nineties was shockingly annoying and very accurate
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 01:23 (eight months ago) link
we just finished the horse and his boy. Aslan saved the boy so the Aslantians would win the war years later. Main kid(s) always become rich at the end, in one world or another.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 October 2023 02:27 (eight months ago) link
the bolt of Tash falls from above
― mookieproof, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 9:56 PM (twelve years ago)
the bolt of tash falls from above
― mookieproof, Wednesday, February 1, 2023 3:56 AM (eight months ago)
sorry for duplication, but i just wanted to point out that i was otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:37 (eight months ago) link