I thought the same thing, it didn't look like an experienced woodman's cut
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 30 September 2023 01:01 (eleven months ago) link
sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"
― StanM, Saturday, 30 September 2023 02:03 (eleven months ago) link
Tbf it is possible that the tree was already quite old when it was planted in that spot - they were already shifting fairly large trees around in the 18th century to build landscaped gardens:
https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/librarycollections/2016/09/08/the-eminently-capable-mr-brown-lancelot-capability-brown-and-his-magnificent-tree-moving-machine/
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:23 (eleven months ago) link
Basically you're not going to sow an acorn if the client wants you to plant a specimen tree
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:34 (eleven months ago) link
Victorian squirrels were demanding
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:41 (eleven months ago) link
they should've asked for more than just one tree then, this guy otm:
The issue is less the felled sycamore tree than the utterly sheep-wrecked landscape in which it stood. https://t.co/xFdCMWqqHX pic.twitter.com/gpo1m6e8Jr— Ben Goldsmith (@BenGoldsmith) September 29, 2023
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:47 (eleven months ago) link
Newsflash from the youth hostel bar I'm in, where on the big screen the BBC are mad for sycamore drama: a second tree has been planted in the gap, I repeat, a second tree has been planted in the gap
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:05 (eleven months ago) link
crisis averted!
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:34 (eleven months ago) link
me on shrooms: pic.twitter.com/eQwMSg0CgK— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) September 29, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:35 (eleven months ago) link
unleash the entwives!
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:37 (eleven months ago) link
time to plant the only mallorn north of elfland (buckinghamshire)
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:40 (eleven months ago) link
Aye it’s shocking 🌳🌳🌳 pic.twitter.com/1hEUuGg81u— CrowTours (@CrowTours88) September 29, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:42 (eleven months ago) link
I've been working as a gardener since the pandemic and must've chopped down and dug up hundreds of infant sycamores in that time, feel like the lucy letby of arboriculturalists right now :(
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:46 (eleven months ago) link
Apparently everything is going to be ok.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02WLHSzxATbUe47s5UZdgvgyduSxsCmPSwtK2h2nrbQ8vzMukZcXtWvH2pVw7LNwPKl&id=100009038634771&sfnsn=scwspwa
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:49 (eleven months ago) link
the entire country discovering in real time how plants work lol
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:57 (eleven months ago) link
Just chanced across this extremely iconic replacement sycamore myself. This is the new best sycamore I said it. Points for working out where it is
https://i.ibb.co/xDTfVJ8/IMG-20230930-120013.jpg
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:06 (eleven months ago) link
trees, it's almost like they're alive or something...
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:15 (eleven months ago) link
a professional tree-man once explained to me that the mechanism by which pruning and pollarding stimulate growth is that they basically give plants a kind of super-crazed eczema in the limbs and stumps that are spared, which is why they look like this:
https://severntreemanagement.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/tree-pollarding.jpg
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:19 (eleven months ago) link
tag yrself i'm ITCHY TREEBEARD
a professional tree-man
Tree Man and the Masters of the Pruniverse
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:21 (eleven months ago) link
Did any newspaper use the headline, Sycanomore?
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:26 (eleven months ago) link
Just chanced across this extremely iconic replacement sycamore myself. This is the new best sycamore I said it. Points for working out where it is.― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:06
Can we do guess the city (or town, perhaps) for this please? I don't know where it is, but am intrigued by the blue footbridge and buildings.
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:37 (eleven months ago) link
Your clue is that you possibly ought to know where it is!
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:42 (eleven months ago) link
Your other clue is that I'm currently in the UK's best building, but it certainly isn't Real England
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:50 (eleven months ago) link
imago's current location:
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59a0154f8fd4d22e5e4f4e22/1504007511413-QAXY6F6DQ2ITMTH6Y51Z/Derelict.jpg
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:09 (eleven months ago) link
that's Blobbyworld isn't it
isn't it mark
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:11 (eleven months ago) link
in a sense are we not all of us dunblobbin
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:12 (eleven months ago) link
a very real sense
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:18 (eleven months ago) link
still the realest of englund:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/14/article-1220390-06D1E14B000005DC-416_634x361.jpg
― blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:46 (eleven months ago) link
this is nature as i comprehend it
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:49 (eleven months ago) link
the soiled core
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:50 (eleven months ago) link
the Chronicle has a suggestions page! pic.twitter.com/k8JT4Px08S— Peter Mitchell (@pdkmitchell) September 30, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 13:06 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/tv/robson-green-sycamore-gap-bbc-27807145?int_source=nba
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 15:12 (eleven months ago) link
Obsessed with hundreds of year events.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66950410
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 15:38 (eleven months ago) link
WTF is going on. Is it the heat? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/30/mucky-duck-restaurant-digger-nottinghamshire-police
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 September 2023 16:53 (eleven months ago) link
we are living in a Tom Sharpe novel
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:03 (eleven months ago) link
owners allowing listed buildings to get "accidentally" fucked up isn't a new phenomenon at all, might just be a little run of media outlets paying attention at the moment
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:23 (eleven months ago) link
ive been a week or two touring gloucestershire cornwall devon somerset ive seen some things
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:24 (eleven months ago) link
WTF is going on. Is it the heat?
https://images.amcsvod.io/b690fe0bf15607b7_thumbnail.jpg?w=400&h=225&fit=crop&crop=edges&auto=format,compress
― Ste, Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:53 (eleven months ago) link
xp you should've said, we'd've got gimp man out to say hi
― kinder, Saturday, 30 September 2023 19:43 (eleven months ago) link
oh i saw him and all the cousins and all
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 21:54 (eleven months ago) link
The Mucky Duck restaurant is in Drakeholes? How does Drake feel about that?
― StanM, Sunday, 1 October 2023 05:42 (eleven months ago) link
In my childhood, I spent many hours, over many years, in the Mucky Duck at Drakeholes, then known as the White Swan. They had a side room where children were allowed to sit, while their parents boozed at the bar. Oh the boredom.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:10 (eleven months ago) link
i misread that as "boxed at the bar" for a moment which put a different spin on it
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:13 (eleven months ago) link
i'm seeing scampi-in-a-basket in this memory mike
― mark s, Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:20 (eleven months ago) link
imago were you in cumbernauld?
― or something, Sunday, 1 October 2023 21:53 (eleven months ago) link
Scampi in a basket would have been beyond our wildest imaginations; Coke and crisps were the order of the day. The pub is by the Chesterfield Canal, and we had a mooring there. At Drakeholes, as a toddler, I fell in the canal in full view of a boat rally; my father jumped in to save me, and the story made the front page of the local newspaper. Happy days.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 1 October 2023 22:09 (eleven months ago) link
A cry for help?
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 2 October 2023 06:34 (eleven months ago) link
cumbernauld it was, home of the new best sycamore and the soon to be former greatest town centre in these isles
― imago, Monday, 2 October 2023 06:42 (eleven months ago) link
now back to your scheduled drakeholes daredevilry
― imago, Monday, 2 October 2023 06:44 (eleven months ago) link