also i kinda want to read his three (3) books which he wrote in one (1) year
― mark s, Thursday, 12 October 2023 19:53 (eight months ago) link
Start your year with the uplifting and heartwarming life lessons from a truly inspirational man, Captain Sir Tom Moore'Full of the infectious energy that inspired the nation' Daily Mirror'A dose of wisdom from a British hero . . . A paean to the power of positive thinking' Daily Telegraph________'One small soul like me won't make much difference' Captain TomIf Captain Tom's big heart and generosity of spirit helped see us through difficult days, this was his parting gift.In Life Lessons, Captain Tom has shared all that he learned from living a full and vibrant life. With cherished anecdotes and his signature humour, these heartening life stories will teach you how to:· Be comfortable with who you are· Keep smiling through the tough times· Walk in someone else's shoes· Keep an open mind· Find your purpose
'Full of the infectious energy that inspired the nation' Daily Mirror'A dose of wisdom from a British hero . . . A paean to the power of positive thinking' Daily Telegraph________
'One small soul like me won't make much difference' Captain Tom
If Captain Tom's big heart and generosity of spirit helped see us through difficult days, this was his parting gift.
In Life Lessons, Captain Tom has shared all that he learned from living a full and vibrant life. With cherished anecdotes and his signature humour, these heartening life stories will teach you how to:
· Be comfortable with who you are· Keep smiling through the tough times· Walk in someone else's shoes· Keep an open mind· Find your purpose
― kiwi side-eye specialist (Matt #2), Thursday, 12 October 2023 19:55 (eight months ago) link
·What happens at genocide club stays at genocide club·You can't choose your fckin kids
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:01 (eight months ago) link
Captain Tom's daughter defends decision to keep book profits
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:12 (eight months ago) link
Following from Sir Captain Tom's example I will also be writing three (3) books in one (1) year.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:13 (eight months ago) link
the year he managed to have one and a half shits a week without soiling or wetting himself or making an embarrassing grope at a female carer was the point his daughter realised this old mofo could be MONEY!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:32 (eight months ago) link
i've lived in the UK all my life and am vaguely familiar with its media culture and therefore the Sir Captain Tom story is all too comprehensible
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:41 (eight months ago) link
I've only briefly holidayed there and same
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:57 (eight months ago) link
I feel like the whole episode should be made into a modern-day Ealing comedy like Kind Hearts and Coronets, directed by Ben Wheatley, maybe?, and with a cgi Alec Guinness playing all the members of the Moore family.
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 13 October 2023 09:49 (eight months ago) link
this cinematic masterpiece must include the daughter's brother-in-law's legendary attempt to cheat by strategic coughing on who wants to be a millionaire
daughter's brother-in-law also played by holographic alec guinness obv
(also in the course of hunting these exciting facts down i discovered that CsT was once on blankety blank)
― mark s, Friday, 13 October 2023 10:00 (eight months ago) link
*downs another bottle of softly herbacious capt tom gin*
― mark s, Friday, 13 October 2023 10:01 (eight months ago) link
Do we have a solid lead on Major Charles Ingram being Colin Ingram's brother? Would love it to be true but I haven't actually found anything substative, think it might be a canard that gets repeated because it would be so perfect.
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 October 2023 10:20 (eight months ago) link
Captain Cum definitely was on Blankety Blank though, a christmas episode no less
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 October 2023 10:21 (eight months ago) link
facts: good enough for modern-day ealing IMO
(yes i think it's an internet artefact firmed up by AI)
― mark s, Friday, 13 October 2023 10:28 (eight months ago) link
have they signed on Michael Caine for the biopic?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:30 (two days ago)
Sir Michael Caine has confirmed he has retired from acting, following the release of his latest film.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 October 2023 07:44 (eight months ago) link
retired from acting many years ago amirite?
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 October 2023 08:38 (eight months ago) link
His final film has just been released.
― steely flan (suzy), Saturday, 14 October 2023 08:49 (eight months ago) link
Just heard him on the radio. He's written a novel. Spare us.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Saturday, 14 October 2023 12:37 (eight months ago) link
only supposed to blow the bloody dust-jacket off
― mark s, Saturday, 14 October 2023 12:49 (eight months ago) link
this is some Real England shit right here
Workers on London’s Millennium Bridge are hanging a bale of straw under the structure after triggering an ancient bylaw.
Repair works to the footbridge mean straw must be dangled to warn oncoming boats of the work going on beneath it.
According to the Port of London Thames Byelaws, clause 36.2: “When the headroom of an arch or span of a bridge is reduced from its usual limits, but that arch or span is not closed to navigation, the person in control of the bridge must suspend from the centre of that arch or span by day a bundle of straw large enough to be conspicuous and by night a white light.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:52 (seven months ago) link
weak sauce! the REAL real england is the yearly paying of the QUIT RENTS = a blunt knife, a sharp knife, six horeshoes and 61 nails, for two parcels of land of uncertain location in shropshire and hertfordshire, rent now paid annually for some eight centuries
https://www.liverycompanies.info/fellowship-of-clerks/sheriff-matters/quit-rents.pdf
― mark s, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 18:20 (seven months ago) link
https://Twitter.com/mrjacklowe/status/1715788692298608954?s=46&t=zQbxLGLurMqWqcXnRpq5zA
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2023 09:15 (seven months ago) link
Chiltern Railways apologise for David Bowie pic.twitter.com/YQe2lHUKha— simon read (@simonnread) October 25, 2023
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 12:14 (seven months ago) link
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23911145.elderly-couple-threaten-go-police-meal-brewers-fayre/
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 10:54 (seven months ago) link
i understand, it’s a lot
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 11:21 (seven months ago) link
brewers fayre
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 11:22 (seven months ago) link
I’ve never heard of a chicken allergy.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:59 (seven months ago) link
look i think we can agree they're deeply irritating people with too much time on their hands who shouldn't be encouraged and indulged by the gutter local press without calling them liars
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:06 (seven months ago) link
they both have the allergy it seems
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:46 (seven months ago) link
and they are both FURIOUS
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:47 (seven months ago) link
if I had a chicken allergy I would simply not order the chicken item
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:00 (seven months ago) link
i would order "left* ribs no chicken"
*to include right ribs
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:19 (seven months ago) link
s/b "none chicken left* ribs"
*includes right ribs
― mark s, Thursday, 9 November 2023 14:21 (seven months ago) link
gimme the surf and turf, double the turf, no surfso… two steaks then?NO!!!! i’m allergic to fish!!!!!! *loses mind*
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2023 15:34 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHFMBAwZho
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 November 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cgr8UKg.png
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 November 2023 14:03 (seven months ago) link
They keep getting Normaler and Normaler. pic.twitter.com/EkvxTlQsjV— Chłoddy (@OfSymbols) November 13, 2023
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 13 November 2023 15:20 (seven months ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/67432970
Ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski has been banned for 12 months by UK Athletics for using a car in a race. Zakrzewski accepted a medal and trophy for finishing third in the 2023 GB Ultras Manchester to Liverpool 50-mile race on 7 April.Tracking information later showed she travelled by car for about 2.5 miles before continuing the race.Zakrzewski claimed she told officials she used a car and finished the race "in a non-competitive way".
"The claimant had collected the trophy at the end of the race, something which she should have not done if she was completing the race on a non-competitive basis," said an independent disciplinary panel.
"She also did not seek to return the trophy in the week following the race.
"Even if she was suffering from brain fog on the day of the race, she had a week following the race to realise her actions and return the trophy, which she did not do.
"Finally, she posted about the race on social media, and this did not disclose that she had completed the race on a non-competitive basis."
― piscesx, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 21:12 (seven months ago) link
If you could push a button to fast-forward to the end of the race, would you?
― kinder, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 23:13 (seven months ago) link
ultramatathons aren't really about the finish line though, they're about uber drivers we meet along the way
― blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 16 November 2023 00:52 (seven months ago) link
"Finally, she posted about the race on social media"
It's only the definite article there that makes this an unusual story
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:37 (seven months ago) link
A different take on the thread title but I love this series - "Blossom Trees and Burnt Out Cars" - A reinterpretation of "the countryside" through the prism of radical history, urban flowerboxes and more
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0cl4wxx
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 10:31 (six months ago) link
Not Real Ireland
wkd and guinness 🥰 pic.twitter.com/V26yVTy4oI— hammy. (@iamhamesh) November 28, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 14:26 (six months ago) link
want
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:16 (six months ago) link
lived with a Spanish guy once, he was a prick but anyway he introduced me to kalimotxo (red wine + coke) which I loved and spent the following decade introducing to house parties, so I have no business looking down on this tbh
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link
Is this a new trend? I pretty much only drink Guinness and have been asked about the wkd mix three times in the last month
― nxd, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:34 (six months ago) link
is this shopped? my eyesight is crap and I can't always identify obvious photoshops but I thought guinness would be heavier than blue wkd or maybe my booze science is bad.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:37 (six months ago) link
gasoline/blue wkd would look good, that would float
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:45 (six months ago) link
https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/guinness-defies-laws-of-physics
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:46 (six months ago) link
This isn't that different to a Black Velvet in principle
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:46 (six months ago) link