Was referring to the ladies; I could care less about teh dudeage.
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
someone describe
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hel-loƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm not sure, at this point, I want it to "work."
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
i was eating on a leather chair!
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link
We need to talkStep into my office, babyI want to give you the jobA chance of overtimeSay, my place at nine?
She gave me some dictation But my strength is in administrationI took down all she saidI even took down her little red dress
We need to talkStep into my office, babyI’m going to give you the jobI’m pushing for a raiseI’ve been pushing now for days
I’m a slave to workI’m only living when I walk amongst the office staffAnd catch up with the office wagI’ll be in bed by nineMy curtains drawn My thoughts composedI get to work on time
She’d never stand for any liesShe’s got an Out Tray full of guysI could sense a breath, a whole new feelingNow she says she wants to call a meeting
I’ve got to change my waysDress for business every dayA smart suit and a kipper tieA big arrow pointing to my fly
We need to talkStep into my office, babyI want to give you the jobA chance of better payCan you start today?
My output is in declineI was burned out after ThatcherMy banner I laid down with a sighNow I doubt if I’ll ever catch her
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
*i'm honestly not sure
― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Mandee, when I'm horny all day, it feels like my hormones are stabbing my pancreas. It's violent. Sometimes I want to double over.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh god, this is so true it's not funny. Sigh.
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 06:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Awh, Kate. This reminds me of a gag I heard, but it's a joke for boys: Get one of those condoms that's got anaesthetic lubricant for extra 'performa'nce and wear it inside out. That way, you don't need to wake anybody up...
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link
I assume they're designed specially for men who cum on the first stroke.
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link
And get done for prostitution. Maybe not.
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― scout (scout), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link
i know that feeling
― stelf)xxx, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link
I've actually tried these, not specifically because I'm the sort of man who cums on the first stroke, but because I was drunk at the 24 hour shop and it was like *swaying in front of counter* gimmie some of those *points* - needless to say I was too drunk to read or care about the small print.
I can't really report on their anaesthetic effect as there was so much alcohol in my system at the time. On the way back from the shop I fell off my bike and bashed up my elbow really good. This naturally didn't stop me using the condoms but it did mean I woke up with the bed covered in blood, amplifying that dirrty "WTF happened? - ah, great night" moment.
Curiously the monitor in front of me has lots of condoms around it which have been sent to my work as a promo. Instead of being lubricated with anaesthetic they are lubricated with "warm sensations", which I'm hopefully assuming is a very mild form of deep heat.
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link
I say this to myself all the time.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link