#3 worst actor nomination thread

Surely John Wayne should be on the shortlist for this.

Limited range isn't the same as bad. Wayne knew which roles suited his ability and just about the only time he strayed into territory where he was stupidly miscast was that movie where he played Genghis Khan. Otherwise he habitually filled roles of the sort where his heroines wore beautifully tailored gingham dresses and you might find Gabby Hayes sharing a scene. In those films he was good.

The quality I like best on Wayne is listening to an actor in character.

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Philippe worked in Gosford Park because the character seemed to have been written for him: a bad actor playing a bad actor. When Philippe was in everything around 98-02 or w/e I came home to see my mom watching something with him in it. I said “oh he’s such a bad actor” and she said “I’ll watch that dreamboat in anything”. His function seemed to be solely to embody white twink smoulder and he was def the ne plus ultra of that particular job

John Wayne does a great job of doing a complex bad guy in Red River - that is acting!

Bourne is not entirely my kind of thing but Clive Owen is totally the best 5 minutes of that movie

Agree that the bar is Bloom, but poor doomed Paul Walker *also* delivered every single line of his career like he was reading it phonetically for the first time off a cue card next to the camera.

Bloom was in the Gran Turismo movie, I almost watched it on my flight, for research

Leto: I mean it, he is the one actor whose presence is an instant exit from me. I haven’t seen him in anything recently except the new Blade Runner. I can’t watch him in anything it’s just too insulting

Also a good shout, probably named earlier if he wasn’t dead. However he also groomed a teenager while well into his thirties and I’ve always believed in speaking ill of the dead, so.

Bonus points if, like Leto, they're a method actor. His appearance in the Blade Runner sequel is what flipped it from mediocre to unwatchable for me.

Interesting that Bloomps is now the subject of two different ILX memes

Leto was fine in Fight Club and Panic Room, sort of a nonentity in BR2046, but he didn't bother me. A hateful cult like tech guru seems appropriate for him and he didn't damage the film.

Yeah his complete malign blankness actually works in that role IMO

I didn’t watch Dallas Buyers Club for many reasons but maybe I’ll hate watch it, for research

leto is terrible in numerous ways but i did think his awfulness struck a tone that fit his character and the general chordal voicings of BR2046. i also think he was fundamentally perfect as jordan catalano

however i will never watch dallas buyers club!!! hated the director (rip tho) and have no interest in leto's performance

Bonus points if, like Leto, they're a method actor. His appearance in the Blade Runner sequel is what flipped it from mediocre to unwatchable for me.

― CDs sound better than vinyl (Matt #2), Monday, 1 January 2024 18:36 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

matt ive appreciated u itt but im mailing the mods to have you banned for this horrific take, i wanted you to know why when it happens

again leto is good in "the little things" as a total scuzzball obvious killer frustrating our heros

paul walker a better shout

phillipe i think has been acceptable once or twice before

xp yeah for obvious reasons Dallas Buyers Club is a “do not watch” for me, watching it might end up being a cola of rage

Watching Dallas Buyers Club will turn you into a sociopath.

I do enjoy keeping my worst films of all time list up-to-date (current top three: Crash (Haggis), Requiem For A Dream, Batman 3 (Nolan))

fuck, that would be a good thread imo

real outrage potential

Years ago my friend brought me some bootleg DVDs from Japan and one of them was Closer, which was dubbed into Japanese with English subtitles. I watched about 20 minutes of it and was impressed by how bizarre the dialogue was, and how experimental the whole thing seemed. Then I realized that the subtitles were from the movie The Piano. Anyway that version was Clive Owen’s finest hour.

Haha. Paul Giamatti: "I want to lie together without clothes on."

My concept of "worst film" dances well with the concept of this exercise, I am more-revolted by well-made (and successful/celebrated) pieces of shit than I am by demonstrations of ineptitude (that D&D movie with Jeremy Irons, Thora Birch and Marlon Wayans is the most-inept but I can't say it enraged me)

start the thread i promise to misbehave

matt ive appreciated u itt but im mailing the mods to have you banned for this horrific take, i wanted you to know why when it happens

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, January 1, 2024 7:08 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

When you dgaf who wins the final punch-up you know you have a dog on your hands, that's all I have to say. Well not all but I'll spare you the rest.

its new years day i can only presume thats why you're still in here swinging, i wont hold that against our mods

start the thread i promise to misbehave

You do it, you're a better overseer than I am, 10x wittier at least

no thats fair, thats fair

I know the meme the last couple days on Film Twitter had been the supposedly awful run of Best Actor Oscar winners over the last dozen or so years, but Leto in Dallas Buyers Club is without question my least favorite acting Oscar winner ever

fuck, that would be a good thread imo

lol wait jared leto has an oscar?

Gal Gadot surely warrants mention.

just catching up on thread but ^^. it's like she puts the stress in the wrong place on every word.

Also I don't think I've ever actually watched a whole movie with him in it but every clip of Harry Styles' acting I've seen looks absolutely terrible

lol wait jared leto has an oscar?

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac),

close thread

Best supporting - Matthew McConaghey (who has no place on this thread of course) got the Best Actor for it.

must've been a weak year for oscar bait movies

It kinda was ... but James Franco in spraaaaaaang breaaaaak forevvvvvvvvvver still robbed

look at my shit!

Wait, this is your #1?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs

*puts my psychology hat on*

the blar is boom

Radcliffe just seems like a bog standard ILXor tbh

Bloom seems like a changing-my-mind wrt private gun ownership, nothing more, blammo blammo

Paul Walker is actively effective in Fasts 2 and 5 and does nothing personally to bring down the other ones he’s in

Paul “laurence o’toole olivier” Walker is safe as houses, safe as 100 acre RuPaul purchases, don’t worry, he is Othello, he is Hamlet, he is King Lear, he is Aaron Sorkin’s fuckboy, he is safe. Consider Les Autres

"Aaron Sorkin's charcoal-broiled dead fuckboy" is that a good dn y/n

Radcliffe seems like a smart, cool dood who gets to do whatever crazy, idiosyncratic niche things he wants for the rest of his life, having made Oprah money before he was even 18. Can't imagine why there would be resentment

if thats how you are characterising all of the very very clearly argued points made against the lad as a performer in this thread then thats really just on you man

I mean, no-one is saying that he can't learn the lines, like Bloom it's his first and most vital qualification for us knowing who he is, if the question is "can he learn the lines" then the points could be easily given.

Didn't Radcliffe say he was drunk for pretty much the last two Potter movies?