I know they do have an aroma but idk what it is! anything I cook with chillies is either overpowered by garlic, ginger or cumin
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 28 January 2024 00:47 (four months ago) link
if you vaporise enough dried chillis in a wok I can confirm that it makes a spicy smoke that catches in your throat and makes you cough, generally means something delicious is on its way.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 28 January 2024 07:06 (four months ago) link
ah, you don't get that when you fry 4 or 5 chillies or a sprinkling of flakes with other ingredients.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 28 January 2024 07:30 (four months ago) link
they use capiscum in pepper spray, so yeah
― koogs, Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:15 (four months ago) link
Real Wales
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/25/llanelli-dj-jailed-for-urinating-on-cancer-patient-and-posting-video-online
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 1 February 2024 15:47 (four months ago) link
“It’s just something me and the boys do when we are drunk.."
it's well worth avoiding men like this, as much as you can.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 1 February 2024 17:43 (four months ago) link
I like how the explanation just amplifies what a piece of shit he is
― wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2024 18:00 (four months ago) link
Brookfield admitted assault. Robert Thomas, defending, said: “In terms of the incident there’s very little that can be said in his favour.”
When even your own counsel can't be bothered to make excuses for you...
― fourth world problems (Matt #2), Thursday, 1 February 2024 18:03 (four months ago) link
It’s just something me and the boys do when we are drunk
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 February 2024 15:13 (four months ago) link
Tearful XL bully owner Ashley Warren BEGS for breed to be ‘wiped out’ after they killed his mother
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:27 (four months ago) link
Look at the absolute state of this clown, a 39 year old man.
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/04/woman-killed-attacked-two-dogs-man-arrested-20220624/
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:31 (four months ago) link
one of the dogs that killed his mother-in-law was called Bear, that tells you all you need to know about his dog owning mentality, weapons rather than pets.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:42 (four months ago) link
Is Jaywick still the most deprived town in England? It's a weird place anyway.
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:45 (four months ago) link
There is an XL Bully owner up the road from me. There is a sign on the rickety gate that reads something like they have no responsibility for anyone who gets seriously injured or killed by their dog. I don't trust the gate to contain this beast, every time there has been strong winds another plank comes off it. And then my dumbass dog makes it a more fraught situation by barking at this beast.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:48 (four months ago) link
Loving that these brain donor programme participants think a shitty little warning sign absolves them of responsibility for their dogs. Any prosecutor would say ‘so you knew your dogs were potentially violent?’
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:54 (four months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFpWKUYWEAApZ-2?format=jpg&name=small
imagine having a sign like this at the front of your house
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 10:11 (four months ago) link
My uncle had a rottweiler called Bear when I was a kid. He was a bit of a nutter. The uncle I mean. The dog did jump at me once which was pretty scary given it was probably bigger than I was but somehow I avoided getting a dog phobia
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:03 (four months ago) link
I got attacked by a huge German Shepherd at a farm in Kerry when I was a kid and despite it being a short one-two snaps attack I was bleeding a lot and had bite scars on my belly and hand for years afterwards, but I've never had a dog phobia over it, but you do need to exercise legitimate caution with some dogs. With this being the 70's nobody suggested I should have a tetnus booster - ah.. it'll be reet with a bit of germolene.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:14 (four months ago) link
Its usually in the mix but I think Blackpool's the one
― anvil, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:23 (four months ago) link
bloody coastal elites getting all the bragging rights!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:27 (four months ago) link
I too got a German shepherd bite as a small child, but when I was taken to Emergency to get stitches, the doctors found weird swelling near my spleen while looking for possible inflammation and it turned out to be kidney cancer. The dog belonged to our neighbour and was not put down.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:39 (four months ago) link
I wonder if the King has a weird swelling anywhere...
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:40 (four months ago) link
xp
I love German Shepherds and I think in a way that story enhances their rep as innately good creatures. Some dogs just don't like kids or get nervous around them - which is understandable tbf
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:48 (four months ago) link
Not just dogs tbf.
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 11:51 (four months ago) link
Hans was a good boy, plus I was definitely a kid that pestered dogs and had been bitten before. He did not have to go live on a farm for my sake.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 12:38 (four months ago) link
This morning I was waiting for a connecting bus in the centre of Cambridge, it was about 10 minutes late, and the queue was now snaking past the other bus stops. A group of five men started a new queue next to ours, so I was stressing a bit about that when the bus finally arrived. Somewhere behind me I heard a Spanish woman telling off two teenage boys for dropping litter, their response was "It's too early for this shit" then "why don't you go back where you come from?" - wish I had intervened but was distracted by the fact that the woman in front of me had just let the five men go in front of her without a word. As I got on the bus the teenagers were discussing whether "Why don't you go back where you come from?" was racist (their conclusion was "no" and "it's too early for this shit") then the packed bus was held up for a further five minutes behind a bin lorry, and as I stood there stressing about missing my train I thought "yes, this is the real England experience, just need some miserable pissy rain to seal the deal" so thanks ILX.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 09:24 (four months ago) link
It's been a landmark in Weston-super-Mare since 1935 🌸But the group looking after the floral clock say they needed to make it easier to look after.This is their plan ➡️ https://t.co/2OQO2AA8wb pic.twitter.com/5JmD5333g5— BBC West (@BBCBristol) February 8, 2024
― koogs, Friday, 9 February 2024 12:39 (four months ago) link
hahaha oh my godalso just reading your post now CaAL :( ❤️
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 February 2024 12:43 (four months ago) link
actually, i'm not sure how true that is. acticle says 'plan' but the picture is in past tense and then you look and the clock is different. and then you look harder and the *houses* are different. so it's obv not the same place.
― koogs, Friday, 9 February 2024 13:25 (four months ago) link
oh, the old pic is 1935 and it IS the same place
― koogs, Friday, 9 February 2024 13:27 (four months ago) link
KEN likes it anyway
there are few bus stops that really sum up that feeling of faded dystopic england than north greenwich’s “Millennium Leisure Park East” unless you’re talking about the next stop along, “Millennium Leisure Park West”
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:33 (four months ago) link
followed two stops later by excellent pomo contradiction Millennium Village Oval Square. no I didn't need to look that up
― imago, Monday, 12 February 2024 10:44 (four months ago) link
Real England thread: xl bullies are child eating monstersDogs thread: xl bullies wouldn’t hurt a fly!
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:45 (four months ago) link
They are also smaller dog-eating monsters.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 22:04 (four months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgQTymQSYQY
Interview with Mark Molesley of Gosport Borough
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 17:57 (four months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/MGHNc6T/Screenshot-2024-02-28-at-12-45-51.png
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 11:47 (three months ago) link
This happened in Glasgow but still: 'Angry families turned up to find me dressed as Willy Wonka'
The only thing that's not Real England about this is that the organisers of the event apologised and refunded everyone's money.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:50 (three months ago) link
more here: fyre festival is going well
― mark s, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:52 (three months ago) link
Also, Glasgow's not in England
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:52 (three months ago) link
More and more are saying this
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:48 (three months ago) link
'cyberflashing' lol.. dude totally looks like a cyberflasher
Court jails first person convicted of cyberflashing in England
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/19/court-jails-first-person-convicted-of-cyber-flashing-in-england
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:30 (three months ago) link
Ian Beale – 2024 Wall Calendar
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:51 (three months ago) link
Becky for PM.
Hi Backy. Thanks for highlighting this, we will find the officer responsible and make sure that they are disciplined— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 1, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 April 2024 20:11 (two months ago) link
April Fool, and highly English
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 April 2024 20:13 (two months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKpEc7YWAAAcREG?format=jpg&name=small
can always count on the local community centre for some top class signcraft
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:18 (two months ago) link
HOtfOOD
graphic design is my passion
― mark s, Monday, 8 April 2024 12:26 (two months ago) link
It's like having an eye test
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:30 (two months ago) link
Those flags look like teeth
― if i just keep writing a plot will emerge by itself (Matt #2), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:37 (two months ago) link
one thing I've learned is that the ppl that put posters up for the line-dancing and martial arts have much better grammar and visual flair!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:42 (two months ago) link