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B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:25 (four months ago) link

the "not available in your country" message is fake, it's the actual video

c u (crüt), Thursday, 1 February 2024 14:07 (four months ago) link

folks we genuinely need to get "Ride With the Devil" on the 2024 tracks countdown, it's been in my head all week

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 18:00 (four months ago) link

dekkar now on spotify!!!

ivy., Friday, 2 February 2024 20:20 (four months ago) link

Ride with the devil already smashing empty bottle and Oscar fever

nxd, Friday, 2 February 2024 20:35 (four months ago) link

oscar oscar osc oscar fever
..... GREAT ASS

ivy., Friday, 2 February 2024 20:53 (four months ago) link

Really craving some chaplin's chili today

H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 02:53 (four months ago) link

One of the great stories in HEI lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgSUKl6k8gQ

H.P, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 02:55 (four months ago) link

oscar oscar osc oscar fever
..... GREAT ASS

― ivy., Friday, February 2, 2024 2:53 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

god just thinking of this

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 03:45 (four months ago) link

thank god they got the jamiroquai hat back

ivy., Wednesday, 7 February 2024 18:32 (four months ago) link

Tim on Majority Report today, dumping on Tim Pool idiocy

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 19:32 (four months ago) link

I can't believe Gregg blew the production budget for Pep Boys: A Baboon Story on the broom from Mrs. Doubtfire

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 20:53 (four months ago) link

god the look of utter anguish on Joey's face

frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2024 03:35 (four months ago) link

lmaooo Gregg's gift to Kaili is in an old catheters box

frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2024 03:37 (four months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IcIdswc.gif

frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2024 13:26 (four months ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_On_Cinema_episodes

Someone has gone and added Tim and Gregg’s (+ special guest) ratings for each movie in every episode. Cackling scrolling through this

H.P, Thursday, 8 February 2024 13:54 (four months ago) link

5 Bags, 2 Dirty Acupuncture Needles

ivy., Thursday, 8 February 2024 13:58 (four months ago) link

4 Bags, 6 Oscars

H.P, Thursday, 8 February 2024 14:03 (four months ago) link

Finally got off my cheap ass and subbed again, lets go lucky season 14!

H.P, Thursday, 8 February 2024 14:03 (four months ago) link

IT'S THE KNOCKOUT!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 February 2024 14:04 (four months ago) link

just realized amatocom.com is a real website, lol @ the "guest list" including the Dilbert guy

frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:57 (four months ago) link

I know it goes back a ways but I still think the creation of "Special Agent Kington" is one of the shows funniest moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiR0toIBYDY

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:08 (four months ago) link

One of the great stories in HEI lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgSUKl6k8gQ

― H.P, Tuesday, February 6, 2024 8:55 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"we overextended ourselves with our counter service which we provided in over 34 locations..."

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2024 15:29 (four months ago) link

Very ominous news at the end of this week's ep lol.

Chris L, Thursday, 15 February 2024 04:18 (four months ago) link

Yep a Chekhov’s gun as it were

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 February 2024 13:19 (four months ago) link

Did joey patron botch the hit

cozen itt (wins), Thursday, 15 February 2024 18:53 (four months ago) link

uhhhh wow

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2024 19:28 (four months ago) link

ever since the G. Amato character was introduced I've been waiting for something like this to happen

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2024 19:29 (four months ago) link

This season has been so good

They really excel at introducing new characters with vaguely unplaceable deals, & the soap opera of it all means they burn through comedic premises at an irresponsible rate, and still the core cast is maybe funnier than they’ve ever been: mark, larue, dekkar, joe (who deserves an Emmy or an Oscar whichever is greater). That bit last ep when gregg rinse-chewed the popcorn for ages before launching right into his review fucking murdered me, that’s the kind of T-1000 implacability you only get by being Neil hamburger

cozen itt (wins), Thursday, 15 February 2024 20:09 (four months ago) link

Amatocom.com

...."com dot com"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 February 2024 20:11 (four months ago) link

what I love about the cast is that they all seem to come from different backgrounds and skill levels. none of them are really comedic actors. some of them are just basically themselves...the Dekkar guys really are Italian musicians, Joe is just Joe, a lot of the bit characters for the Oscar specials come across like they don't know what's going on - I still don't think the Rat Pack guys really 'got' what OC was about, and I'm pretty sure some insider mentioned that the Tim/"James Dean" confrontation at the end of one was so intense because the James Dean actor thought the real Tim was actually yelling at him

the reason why this works so well is because On Cinema is, at its core, sort of a reality show. I mean we know it's scripted, but the movies are obviously real movies, most actors use their real names and are clearly playing versions of themselves, and the saga plays out across the episodes and various social media things, so it seems way more 'real' than say an episode of The Office. like the ending of this one really did make my jaw drop, which wouldn't happen in a regular comedy where everything is based around punchlines, nor would it in a drama series where you expect dramatic things to happen. but in the OC world it feels just real enough to give you some sort of emotional reaction.

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2024 20:18 (four months ago) link

I’ve often thought G. Amato was just an insane old man but now…

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 February 2024 21:38 (four months ago) link

its amazing how little is known about Kaili despite her appearing in like 15 episodes now

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2024 21:46 (four months ago) link

Definitely tries to keep her distance from Tim and Gregg and the circus around them

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 February 2024 22:28 (four months ago) link

gregg trying to bond with her over harry potter is so sad and also hilarious

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 February 2024 22:29 (four months ago) link

gregg exchanging his unused extra ticket at the dollar theater really got me

c u (crüt), Friday, 16 February 2024 07:16 (four months ago) link

not sure if I’ve seen anything since the Hei Network move. how lost am I likely to be if I go to the cinema for the Oscar special / Amatocon?

bae (sic), Friday, 16 February 2024 08:16 (four months ago) link

well an awful lot has happened but I bet you'd still enjoy it anyway

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2024 14:58 (four months ago) link

I think even if you're not completely caught up on everything it's still fun to gawk at this insanely convoluted world they've established. That's more or less how I got into it.

Chris L, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:09 (four months ago) link

I watched most of the trial and the 5th special before really knowing anything about the series, it's still very funny even if you don't know what's going on

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:28 (four months ago) link

most of the new characters are introduced without much context anyway - i don't think there are any super specific details you need to know to understand what's going on

c u (crüt), Friday, 16 February 2024 15:32 (four months ago) link

we may be getting some details on Joey fairly soon though

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2024 15:41 (four months ago) link

It’s amazing how this thing has been kept going for 13 years, and always comes up with something new and unexpected. THIS is prestige TV.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 February 2024 16:48 (four months ago) link

I'm still catching up, have just reached the 10th oscar special and couldn't contain my fistbump when Hank Friedman came back on screen to explain the planned expansion of his Tom's Original Chilli business to the minor league team the Rancho Cuacamonga Quakers

H.P, Sunday, 18 February 2024 14:15 (four months ago) link

oh hell yeah you can see Tim beginning to return to his true self.

I love this saga of Tim being "good" showing how terrible everyone around Tim really is. This special has killed all the romance I previously had in my gregghead-dom. I wanna see this buff stumped!

H.P, Sunday, 18 February 2024 14:18 (four months ago) link

"oui oui monsieur uhhhhh i was born in chello mississippi"

H.P, Sunday, 18 February 2024 14:25 (four months ago) link

watching that live was a hell of a trip. cant remember how it went down exactly but I think people had 'discovered' the dashcam footage right as the special was starting which made the live chat go nuts

frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2024 16:56 (four months ago) link

“What movie were you watching?”

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 16:41 (four months ago) link

holy shit

ivy., Wednesday, 21 February 2024 17:03 (four months ago) link

The actress who plays Toni is so good.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 17:21 (four months ago) link


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