52 - the number of weeks rosicky will be out injured in the year 2009
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
52 - Nicklas' memories of the Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy aren't as good as he thought they were.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link
52 - Combined age of the Arsenal first team.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
# August 29 1952 – John Cage's 4' 33" premieres in Woodstock, New York.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe 'bentner52' is his Facebook password and he keeps forgetting it.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Also: Arsenal's Denilson to sue the BBC.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Ho ho, they changed the photo.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
we need a fitting image to close this thread upon
― cockles (country matters), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/apr2009/6/0/alan-shearer-and-michael-owen-20062602.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
More like "Northern Cock" amirite?
― Phil Brown Reason to Live (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 August 2009 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"My client can crash his car into a lamp post with quite a lot of alcohol in his bloodstream" more like.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8200015.stm
― If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate (aldo), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/137/england/2009/08/13/1438786/i-can-manage-newcastle-united-david-ginola
― ailsa, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Steven "cheating bastard" Taylor to Everton?
Damien "deflection" Duff to Wolves or Fulham?
― Ranking Rupert, Friday, 14 August 2009 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link
This is from Holy Moly but still...
I started a fake football website this week where I've written fictional news articles ala The Onion. Anyway I wrote a clearly fake article about Nicolas Anelka's upcoming autobiography 'It's not me. It's everyone else' which has gone down a storm. So much so that 5,000 people read it on my website today.
Anyway a lot of people have read it and reproduced it around the web. It spread particularly on African and Scandanavian websites. Anyway tonight someone sent me a link to the Charity Shield today where a Finnish commentator, believing my article was real, tells people on live TV that Anelka left Arsenal because he claims in his autobiography (which I flipping wrote) that Vieira struck him round the face with his penis after Arsenal played Fulham.
My Finnish friend Vix translated:-
"The commentator says how in an autobiography that Anelka wrote he told of a time when him and Vieira didn't get on. There was some goal that Anelka missed and Vieira took the piss. After the game Viera hit Anelka with his bits down below! Apparently this is all exclusive from his tell-all autobiography..."
People are idiots.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2009 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha!
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 August 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Finland, eh?
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Reminds me, we're going to have a FAPWAF when Tuomas is in London, right?
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2009 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link
FAPWAF?
― fruity gonzalo (a hoy hoy), Friday, 14 August 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Fancy A Penis Wave At Face
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
That or Fancy A Pint With A Finn
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
same diff.
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 14 August 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Guys I think he meant it to stand for "fancy a pint with a finn".
xp doh!!!
― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Friday, 14 August 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Sturridge has gone to Chelsea
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
doh!!!
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 14 August 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Nice image, Onimo! xps ffs
― cockles (country matters), Friday, 14 August 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Anybody acually remember whether Tuomas has any interest in football, at all?;)
― t**t, Friday, 14 August 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Football too bourgeois for him
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Until McCarthy gets replaced by Paul Ince sometime mid-October
now that someone has said this, i really can't see how it can't happen.
― darragh✧✧✧@nebbm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (darraghmac), 01 July 2009 11:01 (3 months ago) Bookmark
yet another failed prediction ;_;
― you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
does this still work? transfer talk on the other thread seems to be frowned upon.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
got tickets for Wolves at Hull, it'll be so sweet if we've signed Hunt the week before
― Individualism, alcoholism, collectivism, activism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
3m for a trying little bugger like him that can still put in a decent cross- not bad, that,
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
last time I checked the Express and Star we might've upped the bid a little, but he'd be a great buy for us I think.
Course if City sell him it'll be proof that they're fucked and they know they are.
― Individualism, alcoholism, collectivism, activism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
to lose money on him is ridiculous from their point of view though, he's been pretty successful i thought?
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Their best player since he's been there, perhaps excepting Jimmy B's all too brief cameo. I think Hunt staying or going will be an indicator of just how bad their wage bill/finances are.
― Individualism, alcoholism, collectivism, activism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
well it look slike he's going alright, but the fee is disputed- hull claiming 7m, wolves saying 'yeah, if it makes you feel better then fine we'll say that'
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1383830/David-Bentley-escapes-punishment-Birmingham-Wolves-show.html
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 May 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
@TomHock1: Hold on, Cambridge United's half-time entertainment is fans kicking a ball into a skip. The excitement just went up a level #swfc
@TomHock1: BREAKING NEWS: No one got the ball into the skip #swfc
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
where is pinefox? is he in some sort of academic summer school?
― djmartian, Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
semesters thinking
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link