I mean it's the Church of England for a reason
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:02 (three months ago) link
Maunday money (bah-da bah-da-da-da)So good to me (bah-da bah-da-da-da)
― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:07 (three months ago) link
after Jesus cleansed the temple he told those lads to fuck off, he didn't say well I guess you can hand out fake money to make yourself look good if you want to!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:46 (three months ago) link
wait it's not real money?
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:20 (three months ago) link
I don't like maundys
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:21 (three months ago) link
Just another manic maundy?
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:22 (three months ago) link
They always get me down
― President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:25 (three months ago) link
Being an ignorant lout of an American, I looked up Maundy money in wikipedia and discovered:
the British monarch or a royal official ceremonially distributes small silver coins known as "Maundy money" (legally, "the King's Maundy money") as symbolic alms to elderly recipients. The coins are technically legal tender, but typically do not circulate due to their silver content and numismatic value.
SO, this is one of those weird holdovers like touching for "the King's evil" See: https://history.rcplondon.ac.uk/blog/touching-kings-evil-short-history
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:08 (three months ago) link
when William's king they're going to modernise it and hand out £15 Playstation Network cards
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:22 (three months ago) link
they're ceremonial coins, the US also does this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_commemorative_coins
i image most states do tbh
― mark s, Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:47 (three months ago) link
why not gelt, at least you can eat that
― StanM, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link
im sure you could sell the coin, but maybe you want to keep it, as a keepsake
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:58 (three months ago) link
or launch them at William's ugly slaphead next time he cries at an FA cup final cos all those nasty scousers are booing the national anthem.
These fucking ppl
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:58 (three months ago) link
it's ok bud they're all dead now
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2024 10:25 (three months ago) link
rip big family
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 12:13 (three months ago) link
thoughts and prayers
Less than two months after Buckingham Palace confirmed King Charles III was diagnosed with cancer, sources exclusively reveal to In Touch that the king is battling pancreatic cancer and has been given two years to live.While the royal family has kept tight-lipped about the specifics of Charles’ illness, including the type of cancer he has, a source exclusively confirms to In Touch that the king’s diagnosis is known to be an open secret among royal staffers.“Many courtiers believe Charles’ cancer is worse than they’re making it out to be,” a second insider adds. “Even before the diagnosis, there were concerns about his health."
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:21 (three months ago) link
come on i can't wait two years for an extra bank holiday
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:33 (three months ago) link
Ouch, that's one of the worst cancers to get iirc
― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:33 (three months ago) link
What's In Touch?
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:36 (three months ago) link
^ out of touch
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:41 (three months ago) link
2 years might be optimistic - it is usually incurable and when the end comes it comes quickly
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:44 (three months ago) link
He might even win some sympathy over this. Too bad he has such a grossly unsympathetic personality. The problem with being heir to a throne is it leads to an all-pervasive sense of entitlement.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:31 (three months ago) link
er
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:32 (three months ago) link
What's _In Touch_?
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 March 2024 17:50 (three months ago) link
sorry that was a typo, it was supposed to read According to Zing Touch…
― The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 30 March 2024 19:37 (three months ago) link
It's time for a return to old-style king-naming. I look forward to the reign of King William the Bald.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:37 (three months ago) link
ivar the boneless and olaf the flashywere a very notorious couple of kings
― mark s, Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:05 (three months ago) link
Harald Bluetooth would often stay rooted to the same spot in his great hall
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:30 (three months ago) link
Ivar the Boneless one of the few monarchs to have a KFC meal deal named in his honour
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 March 2024 15:51 (three months ago) link
don’t forget æthelred the zinger tower
― subpost master (wins), Sunday, 31 March 2024 16:01 (three months ago) link
Pancreatic cancer was the same thing that killed Steve jobs. Charles seems like the kind of person to try the same treatment (nuts and berries etc).
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 31 March 2024 20:02 (three months ago) link
nuts and buried morelike
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2024 23:16 (three months ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/D192/production/_133305635_455d3b68-e998-4cf5-9718-93c5e8b093d1.jpg The first official painted portrait of King Charles III since his coronation has been unveiled at Buckingham Palace.The vast oil on canvas shows a larger-than-life King Charles in the uniform of the Welsh Guards.The vivid red work, measuring about 8ft 6in by 6ft 6in, is by Jonathan Yeo, who has also painted Tony Blair, Sir David Attenborough and Malala Yousafzai.Queen Camilla is said to have looked at the painting and told Yeo: "Yes, you've got him."
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:05 (one month ago) link
King Vigo the Charlespathian III
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:07 (one month ago) link
i think it will be nice when it's finished
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:09 (one month ago) link
King Charles at the base of a crucifixion.
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:13 (one month ago) link
fellas is it ominous to have your portrait shrouded in a blood-red wash
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:13 (one month ago) link
fuck off flattering portraitist to the rich, Jonathan Yeo. He's much balder than that and your paintings suck.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:15 (one month ago) link
the subtle touch of a monarch butterfly about to land on his shoulder, presumably just after vacating the shoulder of the queen as she passed away
― omar little, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:18 (one month ago) link
the bloated, anatomically wrong looking hands reveal that this Yeo dude was always shit at life drawing and is incapable of observing the human form.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:25 (one month ago) link
not that he is dealing with a human form here!
The fingers are the one bit that he might have got right in this case.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:27 (one month ago) link
painting makes me want to see a Bacon screaming pope version of Charles
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:28 (one month ago) link
trying (and failing) to do the face in a realism style and then doing the hands in a Beryl Cook style is a jarring mix imo
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:32 (one month ago) link
dude must've fought a lot of argentinians to win all those medals
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:33 (one month ago) link
come back Lucien Freud, paint this half dead clown with bollocks out!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:34 (one month ago) link
The hands look more like his hands than the face looks like his face.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fswkqrzh2f4va1.jpg
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:35 (one month ago) link
it looks like a paperback book cover from 1971
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:35 (one month ago) link
Trying that again...
https://i.redd.it/swkqrzh2f4va1.jpg
that reminds me, I'm all out of Richmond sausages
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:37 (one month ago) link