Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

he's allowed to slander the judge, but not the jury or witnesses. anyway, it looks to me that the gag order is cramping his style and the fact that Mechan quickly reprimanded him from the bench for muttering in court got his attention.

I hope he saw this and was pissed off:

A day after Trump issued a call for more supporters to gather outside the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse, the number reached its nadir. The number of identifiable Trump fans across the street in Collect Pond Park on Tuesday sank to the mid-single digits, after hovering at about a dozen for a week.

Also, a little more about that dump truck:

Trump continues to receive favorable treatment from the New York City Police Department. For a week, a large N.Y.P.D. dump truck has parked in the intersection of Hogan Place and Centre Street, with a uniformed driver sitting inside. Minutes before Trump's arrival each morning, the dump truck has pulled a half-car length forward, blocking news photographers’ views of him entering the side door of the courthouse. And this afternoon, like those before it, the driver did the same maneuver for Trump’s 2:37 p.m. departure.

xp that explains this among earlier comments

The former president spoke abut the pro-Palestinian demonstrations in several US universities, describing them as a “disgrace to our country” and “all Biden’s fault”.

He said people were wanting to “protest peacefully” at the Manhattan court but “we have more police presence here than anyone’s ever seen … you can’t get near this courthouse”, meanwhile “you have nobody up in a college, where you have very radical people wanting to rip the colleges down, the universities down.”

http://media.oregonlive.com/cycleoregon/photo/9993058-large.jpg

Must be some mad strong protestors then

lmao "All Biden's fault" yeah man Biden's really been great with Palestine

"sank to the mid-single digits"

feel like they cd probably have told us which of these digits it sank to

Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment pic.twitter.com/xT1RKZyIgc

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 22, 2024

what the fuck kind of argument is this. like even ignoring the fact that Trump famously doesn't believe in exercise remember this is the guy they want to be the next president. someone for whom sitting for 8 hours is somehow "cruel and unusual punishment". imagine if he had an actual job!!

🎻

put him on a treadmill in the courtroom

"Let's do court outside today!"

all the same, a motorized desk and SAD light for him would be so funny

Trump continues to receive favorable treatment from the New York City Police Department.

Of course.

https://i.imgur.com/pxMDUhT.png

Staten Island
Rockaway
Long Beach
South Williamsburg
Bensonhurst

that is fascinating

Man, a friend of mine moved down to Rockaway during Covid and while it was cool to wander through the dunes and shit, I have never seen more Nazi (aka thin blue line) flags in one place in my entire life. Fuckin cop-humping bastardville.

orthodox jews more like conservative haha

The NYPD needs to be disbanded and its members sent to reeducation camps to be de-Nazified

🐦[Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment pic.twitter.com/xT1RKZyIgc🕸
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 22, 2024🕸]🐦

what the fuck kind of argument is this. like even ignoring the fact that Trump famously doesn't believe in exercise remember this is the guy they want to be the next president. someone for whom sitting for 8 hours is somehow "cruel and unusual punishment". imagine if he had an actual job!!

https://i.imgur.com/7d3hhJm.png

so is he just announcing he's fucked and hoping to overturn on appeal? doesn't seem like a great legal strategy

it's worked so far? delay delay delay

I haven't been following this, but, no, if he's convicted he'll remain so even until he files an appeal.

Maggot? Weak sauce.

I can say that I'm actually breathing somewhat normally

so if convicted then what? is actual jail time likely to be on the table? even if he appeals, wouldn't that just waste more time when he really needs to be out there fundraising and campaigning?

Maggot? Weak sauce.

You missed the 'hag' he slipped in there

speaking of are any of the other trials (Jan 6, classified docs, Georgia) actually happening before the election? feel like he's pretty fucked if so

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

The complete sentences, orderly punctuation, and (mostly) correct capitalization make that tweet/whatever come off surreal somehow. It reads somewhere between a 4th grade book report and a mopey diary entry. Even the words where the first letter (but not the whole word!) was incorrectly capitalized just seem like half-hearted gestures. I feel like they are mailing it in here, maybe even using ChatGPT to cobble together a few Trumpy phrases into something cohesive because he just doesn’t have the energy for it right now.

very low energy

'stanchions' is the biggest giveaway that someone other than Trump wrote that

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

He's a big-door guy! Side doors are for losers.

Haha stanchions was the first word I saw too, I was originally going to zero in on that but I got sidetracked by the whole feel of the thing.

Haha exactly how I reacted too. Where are the ALL CAPS?!?!?

He’s really all in on “every business will flee NYC due to my persecution.”

That what happens when you outlaw crimes

Mans just phoning it in now. Sad!

I wonder who isn't answering his calls anymore, some of those have gotta hurt

(more, please)

and let's never forget: this man is the symptom of America's dysfunction, not the cause

Why not both? It's a feedback loop by now.

fair

tiny side door Trump is used to being applauded in every Mar A Lago room he enters, that's gotta hurt his widdle feelings

dumptruck donnie

relentless. he has to know that Trump is watching. and why Trump would keep mentioning him is beyond me. if Biden wins, he at least owes Jimmy a state dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjqJdsDWgc

meanwhile...
https://www.reuters.com/technology/trump-poised-clinch-13-billion-social-media-company-stock-award-2024-04-23/

1.3 not 13 (url is misleading)

lol trump is a solid Poster but anyone who fucks with a professional comedian needs to be far more locked-in than he is

"let one rip van winkle" is a good line, Kimmel

How tf does this kind of money just get magicked out of thin air for this asshole, I mean I know it’s not real at this point, but I have no doubt he’ll somehow amass all of this additional wealth