Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Where's Waldo? He's right there you dummy.

Exciting news, Alfred!

Inside The Move to Maneuver Marco Rubio Into the VP Slot

DONALD TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN STAFF has assembled a dozen dossiers on possible running mates, but they largely remain unopened by the presidential candidate, who’s conducting his own vetting process by asking friends, consultants, and insiders whom they think he should pick and why.

In these discussions, two names consistently rise to the top: Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance, who was this weekend the subject of a flattering story in the New York Times and has been pushed by Don Jr.

But Rubio has strong support in Trump’s circle of advisers, especially among those with Florida ties. There’s just one problem.

Trump and Rubio are both Florida Men.

The Twelfth Amendment says that if the president and vice president inhabit the same state when the states’ electors cast their ballots (that’s on December 17 this year), the ticket could lose its Electoral College votes from that state (Florida has 30, 11 percent of the total needed to win the White House).

It’s called the “favorite sons” prohibition.

“Marco has this residency problem,” is how Trump describes it to others.

Congratulations, JD Vance (you bastard)

Would JD Vance get Trump one extra vote?

He can reuse the old Trump-Pence signs with minimal change to the design.

Vance should by all rights cost home votes.

had no idea Vance and Trump jr were buds

*him*

He can reuse the old Trump-Pence signs with minimal change to the design.

Time to bust out the Sharpies!

In all seriousness, Vance makes sense since he has openly said he will not have Pence-like qualms about overturning an election, and that "we need a Caesar".

specifically the last ten minutes of Caesar

Didn't the founding fathers hate Caesar?

Washington has his troops watch a play about Cato at Valley Forge

Absolutely, Caesar was a tyrant and symbolised tyranny. Brutus was considered a hero to the French revolutionaries.

Trump will be headlining the Libertarian National Convention in DC. Oh, those principled libertarians! I guess their slogan "Become Ungovernable" doesn't mean what I thought it meant...or maybe it means exactly that.

i'm not going to say this is going to happen, but there is at least a 1 in 10,000 chance that he's going to reveal that he thinks he's at the Librarian National Convention, he'll riff on the library for a while until realizing, and then later will yell at everyone who points it out and say he always knew it was the Libertarian National Convention

the chances of him just dying out of nowhere are probably a better than 1 in 10,000 on any given day,wouldn't you think?

you can't win unless you play, natural causes lotto

Chances are the stage at the Libertarian convention is not up to code

lol

hahahaha brilliant

please please please let something like this happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-BqOsvj00

only fatal

So surprising that Libertarians are just authoritarians in drag.

lol PL

PK I meant

every time I hear of the Libertarian convention I can only think of this classic moment which is somehow the perfect 25 second comedy sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZITP93pqtdQ

Ahahaha toasters

Just looked him up, he is still coasting on this bon mot

https://t.co/TkcEB0dueL pic.twitter.com/f6uM0KfNAn

— Classical Liberal Caucus (@LP_CLC) April 29, 2024

I spent a good chunk of that election cycle wondering “how the hell did Gary Johnson end up as the candidate” and then I saw that clip

xp god what a loser, the lack of insight is astonishing

that just made me lose my fucking cool, i cried laughing

This one is even funnier than the "painting" of Melania. The caption reads: "Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMhtQfqXMAA_3iN.jpg

I sermon on her mound til she

https://imgur.com/OQ7Mums

Oh damn that’s broken never mind

one thing about seeing Lindell a bunch is that I've always wondered what some of these TV pitchman weirdos were like in real life. like they are all genuinely odd but they think they should be on TV all the time, which is an interesting combination of traits. the on screen personas they develop for themselves are like some Neil Breen creation.

kinda sad for him actually it kinda seemed like he was a fairly normal and thoughtful guy after kicking his addiction and Trump turned him into a raving lunatic

Feel sad for his employees tbh

At THIS point? I don't feel sad for them.

I do feel like religion played a big role in his recovery leading him to getting mixed up with Trump which brought a lot of that manic energy back out

That is the most Wisconsin Republican photo I've ever seen. I suppose they could have Robin Vos in the frame but beyond that, no notes.

This one is even funnier than the "painting" of Melania. The caption reads: "Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound."

🖼

Andrew Zimmern and Lindell are the diverging crackhead recovery roads

Is Pillow Guy even alive anymore? He's kinda rockin' a Carnival of Souls vibe

https://media.timeout.com/images/121937/1024/576/image.webp

Is Pillow Guy even alive anymore? He's kinda rockin' a Carnival of Souls vibe

The photos from that guy's Twitter have all been manipulated.

There is no way that Lindell is sober based on that photo. Looks like he just came out of 4 day drug fugue to find someone dead in his bathtub.

The photo has been doctored by the Twitterer, I think.

Ah, maybe only a 2 day bender.

Pretty sure they’re making him look more like Paul Bearer