Fast Food: Search & Destroy

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Fast food, MTL edition!

L4fleur and La B3lle Province. Seriously. Best hot dogs this side of a scuzzy stand at a chicago ball game.

― Will M., Friday, 11 May 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I quit eating at the Carl's Jr. once their advertising got so goddamn disgusting and trashy.

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like it's the same ad company as Axe or something. It's really awful.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to associate burgers w/Paris Hilton's jizzjar anymore than I already do.

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surprised by Burger King hatred, too: I haven't had any in a while, but I still feel like a Whopper (or Jr.) is one of the least disgusting fast-food burgers available. Not only is the meat okay, but the whole burger is spread a bit thin and wide, and comes rather heavy on the vegetables and condiments and whatnot; on a good day it's the only fast-food burger I could half-pretend I'd actually just put together at a backyard cookout.

The last time I had DQ food, which I was ridiculously fond of as a kid, I noticed they'd added a really strong artificial smoke flavor to the burger patties -- it was almost uncomfortably stilted and stagey, getting all that liquid smoke in a drive-through burger, but I have to admit I enjoyed it.

I haven't had Sonic in over a decade, but I still think about it at least once a week. Sonic shakes. Sonic salty fries. Sonic tasty burgers. Sonic ridiculous syrup drinks served in a bucket of ice-pebbles. I never even liked the syrupy drinks, but whenever I see those ice-pebbles in a commercial, the nostalgia kicks in.

Okay how can I submit anything this boring when it's just crossposted with "jizzjar?" I don't want to follow that.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Is jizzjar a part of the body? I thought Paris Hilton WAS a jizzjar, in total?

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

her coochie is a jizzjar

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess her mouth, too

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to subsist on Whoppers. They used to be 99 cents @ the BK just a 10-minute drive from my block; my CARAZY HS friends & I used to play Setback & Hi-Lo (sic?) for Whoppers & sundries for 8-10 hrs @ a time, w/ Nevermind playing non-stop in the CD changer, & our host's drunk mom serving us stale Cheetos & microwave burritos, & our host's drunk dad playing LPs in the adjoining room wearing nothing but jean cut-offs that flattered his resplendent pot belly (I LOVE THE 90s PART YEAH). And then I worked @ the BK for a summer, so YAY WHOPPERS. Now, I think my body convulses whenever I even think of pulling into a BK parking lot. Helps that the last time I had BK, the lettuce on my BK Broiler was a darling shade of brown.

I was hoping this was the thread where I posted my WHAT I LEARNED FROM TACO BELL list, but it ain't. u_u

xpost - WHO IS HUNGRY YES

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

her coochie is a jizzjar

-- Mr. Que, Friday, May 11, 2007 3:14 PM (42 seconds ago)

john mayer is getting out of hand

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had Zaxby's in Raleigh, NC. It is rad.

The only regional chain I've found in Oregon that's worth a crap is Burgerville. What is with all the crappy taco places? And the tater tots... I realize that Idaho is right there and they have a lot of potato scraps that need to be injection-molded into little greasy cylinders, but calm down.

JoJos are a nice find, though.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss tater tots!

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you can still get them

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

tatertotcheesecasserole.jpg

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a place in richmond virginia called sticky rice that specializes in sushi and tater tots???

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicken Rondelet sandwiches (2) & Tater Tots (many) = me, age 12.

xpost wtf?

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i just realized that the best fast food chains (if you count sandwiches) are british. how bizarre.

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf?

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilovestickyrice.com/

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

They used the word "funnest" on the first page. They must die.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dave why i do think you and i were similarly shaped as children

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Three days this week I have had a McDonald's bacon and egg biscuit (minus the stuff that passes for cheese) and orange juice.

How unhealthy could this possibly be - what passes for an egg in Ronald's world?

― milo z, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Strongo: because we are actually twins separated at birth by SOCIETY?

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The eggs come out of tubes.

I miss jojo's too...I think we used to get them from the grocery store hot food counter when I was a kid?

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

All eggs come out of tubes, if you really think about it. :D

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't had Sonic in over a decade, but I still think about it at least once a week. Sonic shakes. Sonic salty fries. Sonic tasty burgers. Sonic ridiculous syrup drinks served in a bucket of ice-pebbles. I never even liked the syrupy drinks, but whenever I see those ice-pebbles in a commercial, the nostalgia kicks in.

me too. footlong chili cheese dog & tots w/ a Route 66 limeade. The nearest one is in, like, Boise and really that is too far to drive (10 hours one way?)

― Jaq, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe Wendy's gets teh "Best Burger" accolade. Everytime I eat there (ok, maybe this has happened twice in the past 2 years), I immediately wanted to die. I felt like grease was seeping out of my pores. Disgusting.

Also, I love Sonic and their delicious tots.

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

synthetic eggs

― eater, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I think I'm now partial to McD's burgers in lieu of Wendy's, esp. their Double Quarter Pounders With Cheese, which probably cause cancer, but fuggit.

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Some cheddar and an apple. Plenty damn quick, you betcha.

― Aimless, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll stick up for Wendy's, but I do think Burger King burgers are the best. I lived on dollar Whoppers for... a while. Probably way too long.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Sonic love is most-appropriate. The ice alone will almost always cause me to choose it over others.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Only good thing about Sonic is their shaved ice.

Fast-food gourmands know that Chik-Fil-A is where it's at.

― milo z, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I have never even seen a Sonic it's not faaaaaaair!

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I will also rep for Sonic, forget McDonald's, Sonic is the one that successfully colonized my childhood brain, and even today, Sonic love says "above average taste in food" to me.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I nearly forgot, though: The Jumbo Jack does have a slight edge on the Whopper in the dollar hamburger department.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Horseshoe, according to the handy online Sonic Locator, your nearest drive-through is in either Peoria or Urbana. They're closing in on you, never fear.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

road trip!

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll go with.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Hardee's/Carl Jr's thickburgers are great. If you don't like their advertising you could, you know, stop watching tv, get off your lazy ass and go eat a gigantic fatty fast food burger.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The first time I ever went to a Sonic (about 2 years ago), I didn't know what to do. I heard the speaker next to me go off, so I started yelling my order to the menu. I then realized there was a red button and "push when ready to order" sign. That was a sad day.

Chick-fil-A is not open on Sundays. Booo. Sunday is prime "I Need Grease for My Horendous Hangover" day. I know they're trying to be good Christians, but they need to help the sinners (i.e. hungover) out.

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I have also never eaten Sonic.

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The last Wendy's sandwich I had was the worst thing I've ever eaten, completely without any redeeming qualities. I could barely finish it.

― brownie, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a Sonic about a half mile from my house. It is beautiful.

I have heard rumor of Sonics that aren't just drive-ups! Like, full seating inside!

Oh, Steak and Shake, dudes. Steak and Shake.

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Visit the Sonic Locator! They're going national in a big way, creeping up the country from south to north; they haven't gotten everywhere yet, but already it'd be hard to do many long drives without running into a few along the way. I just hope the national expansion doesn't come along with any drop-off in quality, or anything.

How national was the A&W hamburger stand? I used to dig those.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

They're still around.

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a couple of those non-drive-up Sonics in Austin. I refuse to use them on principle.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

The best thing about the really long drives we did last May (a year ago! Damn, was that the last time I had Sonic?) - I used the locator to map out where they all were along our route and we ate at least 6 meals in 3 weeks at one.

― Jaq, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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