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Did the Eastenders drum-roll play when she opened the bedroom door?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

OK now it's funny.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't understand Ed's post.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

1. Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha. "Women on the red carpet".

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

You are not familiar with the term "beard" as used in this context, Steve?

ARGH FUCK PWN3D BY NOODLE'S SUPERIOR TYPING SKILLX0RZ

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

WATCH OUT PHIL! HE'S GOT A BEARD!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

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Cut'n'paste off Urban Dictionary, innit mate?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I was not aware of the use of the word 'beard' in that sense. I must fire my agent.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

After an admittedly slow start, this thread has started bringing the roffles.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Which Eastenders characters have had beards? I know Ian was rocking a particularly revolting 'tache for a while.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Well Dot Cotton's got a moustache.

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Without belabouring the point; it's not necessarily funny, but it certainly has a tinge of irony about it.

Again, it strikes me that whilst everyone rightly takes mtf domestic violence issues very seriously, the ftm domestic violence issue is deemed to be somehow less serious - as if men somehow deserve anything that a woman chooses to do to them. (the shadow of the wife waiting for her husband whilst brandishing a rolling pin looms large)

On the beard thing...I know a bear couple who call themselves "The Beards"

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Beppe, Connor, some others.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Roly?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, no beard, but fantastic sideburns.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39172000/jpg/_39172629_roly300.jpg

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Beards:
Nasty Nick (late junky version). Phil Mitchell. The old West Indian guy with the white hair who isn't in it any more. Ali who used to own the cafe's brother? Paul (recently deceased black drug dealer). Depressed era Arthur Fowler.

This guy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/eastenders/characters/adi_f/char_adiferreira.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Goatee-era Mark Fowler.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Minty has some kind of white stubbly thing going on sometimes, or is it just in my imagination

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Terry (Tiffany's dad) was very poorly-shaven at times.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

House Of Commons gossip says she was out with Blunkett and came home to find Kemp in bed with a bloke.
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), November 3rd, 2005.

COME ON NOW ALDO YOU CAN SEE THAT THIS IS FUNNY!?!?!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

and let us not forget big Ron, rest his soul

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Amen bro

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

The mental image...is...just....

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

wait a minute, is she hot?

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

See for yourself:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/images/rebekah_wade_lead.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

whats the iceberg factor

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

90% of her stays under the duvet, hopefully.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Scotland Yard said Mr Kemp, 41, sustained a "thick lip"

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

6 drinks, maybe 7 or 8

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

as far as evil journalists go shes no judy miller

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Wade is not hot, she's no Jane Moore OH NO NO WHAT AM I SAYIN MAH WARF'S GONNA KILL MEEE

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/star_trek/worf.jpg

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

She has nice hair.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I must admit, I'm kind of interested in how the sun's going to cover this story tomorrow.

It's easy to imagine how the mirror's going to run with it!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

well the story was broken by........... SKY NEWS!!!!!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

WADE UNDER (ARREST)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

BABY'S GOT A KEMP-ER

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

solid gold

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm willing to be the Mail gives his more coverage than the Mirror.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

bet and this. Fuck me this keyboard is shite.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

RebeKAH POW!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

are you actually planning to bet on it?

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/o-._.-.0.-._.-o/front-small-2.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

MITCH-SLAPPED

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, should I ask who the Peggy person is?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

She's a Mitchell!

This is going to spoil a Proper Family Christmas, I just know it.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Every Brusier Wins?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

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