He really hates his non-Barron sons. (And maybe Barron but no evidence as of yet.)
Ok he cooked here pic.twitter.com/9wZr6c8G7r— Ali (@haramcart) May 13, 2024
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 08:37 (four months ago) link
Heartbreaking, the worst person You know, etc
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 08:51 (four months ago) link
He’s not wrong there imo on hunting. Remarkable. I’m not sure he’s ever been right imo, so. Wow.
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 09:15 (four months ago) link
I hope it sticks in the guts of all his alpha douche supporters
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 10:25 (four months ago) link
trump doesn't like killing animals. he doesn't like fishing either. one of his better traits.
― adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 15:09 (four months ago) link
If it turns out he didn't keep White House pets because he doesn't think it's morally right to "own" an animal, that's gonna break a lot of brains
― Rich E. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 15:16 (four months ago) link
the first Western nation to ban vivisection was Germany under that 30's party that Don admires so much
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 15:23 (four months ago) link
rich guy guided trophy hunting is mega cringe but hunting in general is realer than anything trump has ever done. i'm certain the reason he doesn't like hunting has nothing to do with compassion for the animals and everything to do with contempt for the mess and low-class-ness of it and the fact that it has nothing to do with making money.
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:01 (four months ago) link
Also that it's a so-called manly activity that he — the manliest of manlies — does not participate in, therefore it must be unworthy of real men.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:04 (four months ago) link
Also mud and whatnot
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:08 (four months ago) link
it's very hard to imagine him having strong sensitivities over the suffering of animals and it sounds like he berates his dumb adult-children sons over everything they do
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:09 (four months ago) link
Hands too small to handle a powerful firearm.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:10 (four months ago) link
tbh if I had Don and Eric as kids I'd berate them too.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:14 (four months ago) link
i hate that i know trump trivia but isn't he infamously averse to germs? i'm guessing he hates hunting because that shit gets messy
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:16 (four months ago) link
Theoretically. Which made his White House behavior during COVID ridiculous.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:22 (four months ago) link
PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT 260 - TEXTS BETWEEN COHEN AND MAGGIE HABERMAN OF NYT (2/13/18)HOFFINGER: Who is Maggie Haberman?COHEN: She is a reporter for the New York Times.FROM MC TO MH: Big boss just approved me responding to complaint and statement. Please start writing and I will…— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) May 14, 2024
Lol
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:27 (four months ago) link
xp Hunting involves a lot of pointless walking as well, no golf carts allowed
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 16:37 (four months ago) link
the net inflow of status does not outmeasure the outflow of effort and exposure to filth is how i break it down to an extent. you could just date a model or extort a trading partner or lie at golf
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 17:40 (four months ago) link
fealty display overrules actual governance
The US House was in session on Tuesday with vital business to complete but its speaker, Mike Johnson, was 200 miles north, attending another day in the criminal trial of Donald Trump, the former president and presumptive Republican presidential nominee charged over hush-money payments to an adult film star who claimed an affair.
“President Trump is innocent of these charges,” Johnson told reporters outside court in Manhattan, where Trump faces the first 34 of 88 criminal counts.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:11 (four months ago) link
Our tax dollars at work
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:12 (four months ago) link
There are damning things about Haberman but that text isn’t necessarily one. On the surface it sounds like a normal response to a request for comment. The “please start writing” part is likely in reference to her having given him a deadline to respond.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:59 (four months ago) link
ok let's all shit our pants to something old
https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:03 (four months ago) link
No commitment. Wearing gold boxers to own the libs? C’mon you’ve got to get some MAGA Depends and walk around in your own filth for a day.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:12 (four months ago) link
Honestly who applies this guy's spray tan? What a mess.
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/5cd430acc867a502a8221fc2173959ed0191202e/0_0_5392_3592/master/5392.jpg?width=1140&dpr=2&s=none
― in praise of Ski Troop Attack (1960) (Matt #2), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:40 (four months ago) link
ew
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:40 (four months ago) link
a bunch of House GOP members at the trial today (it's the usual idiots), which kinda undermines the idea that the hush money wasn't for political reasons
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:41 (four months ago) link
This courtroom is doing a service by putting Trump under a harsh light. It's like Steve Albini producing a trial.
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:44 (four months ago) link
Spraytan Suitcase
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:45 (four months ago) link
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 15:00 (four months ago) link
man if i needed that shit to feel right and was him, i have like the world most deluxe carwax for a totally buff outcome everytime. I’m talking robotic german wintersteiger stonegrind shit
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 15:06 (four months ago) link
maybe he should settle with the NY district attorney, like any decent person would caught red-handed breaking laws his own erstwhile attorney and corporate accountant serve(d) time in prison for
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:02 (four months ago) link
sounds like the cross on Cohen is taking forever but not really going anywhere, wonder if they're just going in circles because the defense has nothing but doesn't want to reveal if Trump will actually testify or not
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:26 (four months ago) link
Please let him testify, please.
― tobo73, Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:27 (four months ago) link
I'm like 95% sure he's gonna say he wants to testify but can't because of the gag order, which is such an obvious lie, but his base have no standards for this sort of thing so they'll just lap it up anyway
if he does testify it would be such an utter disaster, one would think even a man of Trump's legal instincts knows it's a bad idea, but on the other hand he's been falling asleep in court every day so maybe his brains have completely turned to mush
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:33 (four months ago) link
if he does testify it would be such an utter disaster, one would think even a man of Trump's legal instincts knows it's a bad idea
Funniest possible outcome: he demands to testify, his lawyers say "Are you fucking kidding us right now," he fires them all and says, "I'm acting as my own lawyer from now on, and will take my own testimony," clambering out of the witness box to ask a question then climbing back in to answer it, judge saying "I'll allow it" through tears of helpless laughter.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:36 (four months ago) link
it would be deeply unfair to make him testify when he hasn't yet been informed what the crime is
People are heckling Boebert, yelling Beetlejuice at her pic.twitter.com/SQxsPq4bKk— Acyn (@Acyn) May 16, 2024
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:37 (four months ago) link
i saw someone point out that she was not present for her own minor son's court date recently but of course she is in NYC for this shit show
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:41 (four months ago) link
The son showed up to court without a lawyer.
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:47 (four months ago) link
Don’t these people have legislating to do?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:10 (four months ago) link
yeah, Biden probably needs impeaching or something
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:27 (four months ago) link
in this display of subservient fealty, nobody wants to be seen not making the trek up to NY - he's keeping track
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:32 (four months ago) link
otm
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:53 (four months ago) link
I actually approve of GOP legislators not showing up for work, the more the merrier
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:55 (four months ago) link
Perfect time to vote for a new Speaker
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:22 (four months ago) link
do these folks actually ever get anything passed? I remember reading something about how a lot of these famous bootlickers never even write any bills. at least MTG is good at wasting people's time.
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:25 (four months ago) link
For some reason Mike Johnson going to NYC stands out as particularly pathetic. I guess you have to shed any ability to feel shame to reach such heights as he has.
― tobo73, Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:40 (four months ago) link
Chip Roy to thread
“One thing. I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing. One. That I can go campaign on and say we did,” Roy said. “One!”
“Anybody sitting in the complex, if you want to come down to the floor and come explain to me one material, meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done besides well, ‘I guess it’s not as bad as the Democrats,’” Roy lamented.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:44 (four months ago) link
Chip Roy somehow OTM
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:48 (four months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/03/Josep_Maria_Garc%C3%ADa.jpg/220px-Josep_Maria_Garc%C3%ADa.jpg
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:02 (four months ago) link
Of course, Chip Roy is in a gerrymandered, Hard R District In Central Texas, so he doesn't really need to run on anything.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:04 (four months ago) link