Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

The first thing I've seen this week that legit turned my stomach

angling for that VP slot

Well, at least we know she’s definitely going to hell now.

Wow.

Of course, it is inaccurate for Haley to be signing the shells, since it is Biden who sent them

yeah, stolen valor

Biden Bombs

Israel has a pretty robust domestic weapons industry, and the hebrew stencils makes me think these were home-produced

they were more than happy to sell arms to South Africa's apartheid government when no one else would

sounds like the prosecution's closing was really strong

starting to think trump is not on the up and up

Man I never thought there would be a face I was more sick of seeing than Trump’s, but if I never see that photo again of Aileen Cannon staring vacantly at me with that eerie quarter-smile, it will be too soon.

I've stopped counting the amount of times the 11th circuit are going to yank Cannon off the documents case because her brazen delay/obstruction tactics have been too obviously corrupt this time

She would have to show up in a MAGA hat or sit down with an interview for Newsmax talking about the case for that to happen. She has wide latitude to do what she is doing.

I know hypocrisy and projection are SOP for this gang, but...

"After months of saying politics had nothing to do with this trial, they showed up and made it a campaign event,” Trump campaign spokesman Jason Miller said.

So gr8 that the people who chanted "lock her up" as a campaign slogan are shocked (SHOCKED) by politicizing a legal proceeding.

Gift link https://wapo.st/3VkuWwP

lmao they sound like the Lincoln project. you know have nothing when it's "they are hypocrites" or "but muh norms"

have they scotchguarded the seats for when the guilty verdict is read

https://i.imgur.com/PyagJkd.png

"IN GOD WE TRUST!" makin me laugh right now

ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS AND EXPERTS

THE BUM

this posting style makes me think Trump secretly spent a lot of time on USEnet in the 90s

ADVISE OF COUNSEL

calling Cohen a bum probably breaks the gag order too

THE BUM WHO GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM ME for June Thread Title.

<THAT GOT>

that is a good one but the next couple days could bring a lot of excitement

I am taking my US citizenship test at the federal building next to the courthouse on Monday. stoked for the madness.

It should be over by then

what, our country?

If Allah wills it

Caek I assume you’ll grab DJT and have him take the test for you. He is the best American and will ace the test obv.

Good luck to everyone else who is going to start posting about the judge on their own case in this manner.

he ended up with 10 fines for a total of $10K for repeatedly violating the gag order. enough to deter most people but a complete joke for trump

I'm wondering if any of this can or will be raised in sentencing if he is found guilty

<imothisisthefuture>he's going to get probation, he won't face jail time, he'll have to deal with all the probation officer stuff, which he'll whine about incessantly and fundraise on, but they'll let him campaign and debate. there will be numerous indications that he's not doing it properly and a bunch of people here will get really excited because it will seem like they're about to finally nail trump on violating the probation procedures, but by then it will be late summer and the people will have to decide. the other three criminal trials will never happen</imothisisthefuture>

even for him this is an insane statement

Trump: Mother Teresa could not beat these charges pic.twitter.com/ioxDIRC36l

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 29, 2024

EVEN IF JEHOVAH WITNESS
BET HE'LL NEVER TESTIFY

~even Mother Theresa knows there’s one charge she can’t beat~

(sorry)

LOCK HER UP

https://i.imgur.com/0tKblv1.png

lmao his lawyers must've told him he's gonna lose

i mean it could be genuine though he did sleep through a lot of this

you are sentenced to being banned from eating at KFC and McDonald's forever-ever

this is the dumbest year of all time

2020 tho

bird flu kills 85% of planet but all of SCOTUS intact

So conflicted he can’t breathe

hi five caek

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1795894221464817898

MERCHAN says the note came in at 2:56. It contains 4 requests.

1) Pecker's testimony re phone call with Trump
2) Pecker's testimoyn regarding decision not to finalize and fund McDougal's life rights
3) Pecker's testimony onTrump Tower meeting
4) Cohen on Trump Tower meeting

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) May 29, 2024