Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

lmao they sound like the Lincoln project. you know have nothing when it's "they are hypocrites" or "but muh norms"

have they scotchguarded the seats for when the guilty verdict is read

https://i.imgur.com/PyagJkd.png

"IN GOD WE TRUST!" makin me laugh right now

ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS AND EXPERTS

THE BUM

this posting style makes me think Trump secretly spent a lot of time on USEnet in the 90s

ADVISE OF COUNSEL

calling Cohen a bum probably breaks the gag order too

THE BUM WHO GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM ME for June Thread Title.

<THAT GOT>

that is a good one but the next couple days could bring a lot of excitement

I am taking my US citizenship test at the federal building next to the courthouse on Monday. stoked for the madness.

It should be over by then

what, our country?

If Allah wills it

Caek I assume you’ll grab DJT and have him take the test for you. He is the best American and will ace the test obv.

Good luck to everyone else who is going to start posting about the judge on their own case in this manner.

he ended up with 10 fines for a total of $10K for repeatedly violating the gag order. enough to deter most people but a complete joke for trump

I'm wondering if any of this can or will be raised in sentencing if he is found guilty

<imothisisthefuture>he's going to get probation, he won't face jail time, he'll have to deal with all the probation officer stuff, which he'll whine about incessantly and fundraise on, but they'll let him campaign and debate. there will be numerous indications that he's not doing it properly and a bunch of people here will get really excited because it will seem like they're about to finally nail trump on violating the probation procedures, but by then it will be late summer and the people will have to decide. the other three criminal trials will never happen</imothisisthefuture>

even for him this is an insane statement

Trump: Mother Teresa could not beat these charges pic.twitter.com/ioxDIRC36l

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 29, 2024

EVEN IF JEHOVAH WITNESS
BET HE'LL NEVER TESTIFY

~even Mother Theresa knows there’s one charge she can’t beat~

(sorry)

LOCK HER UP

https://i.imgur.com/0tKblv1.png

lmao his lawyers must've told him he's gonna lose

i mean it could be genuine though he did sleep through a lot of this

you are sentenced to being banned from eating at KFC and McDonald's forever-ever

this is the dumbest year of all time

2020 tho

bird flu kills 85% of planet but all of SCOTUS intact

So conflicted he can’t breathe

hi five caek

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1795894221464817898

MERCHAN says the note came in at 2:56. It contains 4 requests.

1) Pecker's testimony re phone call with Trump
2) Pecker's testimoyn regarding decision not to finalize and fund McDougal's life rights
3) Pecker's testimony onTrump Tower meeting
4) Cohen on Trump Tower meeting

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) May 29, 2024

5) Jury foreman won big at online poker, is feeling flush, would like to spring for McDonald’s hamburgers for the court, attorneys, defendant, other jurors

xp

That doesn't sound good for Trump. I presume they are looking at the Pecker testimony to corroborate the Cohen testimony. Fingers crossed.

that seems to be the consensus opinion, asking for these details appear to be favorable to the prosecution

I shouldn't make predictions, though. When I was watching trials on a regular basis 20+ years ago I was so bad at reading juries!

it has to be unanimous as well

it really can't help Trump that Pecker is still a Trump supporter and somehow managed to come across as oddly likable, amusing and extremely credible during his testimony.

this probably means no chance of a verdict today, but yeah I feel like the main thing the jury is gonna want to do is match up Pecker's testimony with Cohen's and if they match the way the prosecution says they do then he'll be found guilty

So, sort of a Pecker measuring test?

We're all just reading tea leaves at this point, of course.

We don't know what's going on in the deliberation room.

But I think the prosecution must be feeling relatively good about the substance of this jury note.

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 29, 2024

(Thread explains why)

yeah my hope is they just want to focus on the Pecker stuff and not have to go over everything with Michael Cohen, which I believe is what the prosecution wants, while the defense wants it to be more "well it hinges on Cohen and I don't know about that guy..."

Oh come on, we all know it will be not guilty on all counts.

hey take it to the containment thread buddy ;)

i genuinely don't see how a not guilty verdict is possible. unless the jury figured out some loophole that all the lawyers and the press missed

hung jury could be in the works but idk about that either

lmao Trump ranting about key witnesses that were not called while the guy that is supposed to call the witnesses stands next to him