Elon Musk

That is not what expected when I heard “the horse story”

I may have been intentionally vague there

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old enough to remember the major scandal when a tiny percentage of toyotas might have been defective

Old enough to remember when it was Audis before that.

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— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 26, 2024

Personally intervening to give an update on restoring the account of someone who was banned for posting a picture of a child being horribly abused is definitely a choice

and its not even the first time

You know Elon has terabytes of CSA on a hard drive labeled “epic wow”.

Hey y'all. Just wondering if anyone knows of a good article that maps out Elon's interactions with the bigot community. I've seen enough of this over the years, but I'd love to find a strong explainer from a reputable source that could make sense to an audience that doesn't know who Ian Miles Cheong or people like that are.

robotaxi delayed... shocking

also: https://archive.ph/hf9zv

Mr. Musk, 53, has directed SpaceX employees to drill into the design and details of a Martian city, according to five people with knowledge of the efforts and documents viewed by The New York Times. One team is drawing up plans for small dome habitats, including the materials that could be used to build them. Another is working on spacesuits to combat Mars’s hostile environment, while a medical team is researching whether humans can have children there. Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm to help seed a colony, two people familiar with his comments said.

this may be an unpopular opinion around here, but i think you have to respect elon musk for being willing to jerk off into a cup in order to save the future of humanity

MUSK/TRUMP MARS COLONY FOR ALL TRUE PATRIOTS

With this final missing piece, it is clear that assembling all of his many companies is aligned towards this one goal - to help him volunteer his sperm wherever he feels it is needed.

Mars Needs Jism

going to be real fun when they have LIFE ON MARS week and show live footage from first attempt to colonize Mars and cut away Owen Hart style when the first suit fails and a head explodes

SUCCESS

"Another is working on spacesuits to combat Musk’s hostile environment"

Don’t blame me, I wouldn’t buy a fucking Tesla

Uh-oh, the final straw

Tech billionaire Elon Musk on Tuesday said he will move the headquarters for his aerospace company, SpaceX, and social media company, X, out of California, after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a bill banning school districts from requiring parents to be notified if their child decides to change their gender identity.

“This is the final straw. Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas,” Musk wrote on X Tuesday.

GTFO

he was probably moving anyway due to some sweetheart tax deal that TX offered, but might as well fire a culture war salvo on your way out

god can he just move himself to Mars already?

w/ Sammy Hagar

I mean, if he's going, I've got a whole list of crew he can take with him, just so tired of this asshat taking up our valuable airspace (not to mention that this clueless culture war dipshit has influence with America's government).

can Elon stop making his personal failures as a father into public battles? just start caring about Mars law or something. let us deal with Earth

Imagine all those SpaceX employees just dying to move to Brownsville.

not to mention the San Franciscans still somehow working at Twitter, erm, 'X'

I think Twitter employees now are all expendable H1Bs and a few replacement-level reply guys

guys Starbase, Texas

could Elon have a neighbor that beats him up too

Apparently Twitter/X is moving/consolidating to Austin, so double ouch to the SpaceX crew, who on the bright side get quick access to Mexico when the necessity to bug out of the USA arrives.

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Needs a "...like a dog."

"Apparently Twitter/X is moving/consolidating to Austin,"

the first thing i heard on t.v. news this morning was: "Elon Musk is moving all of his Xs to Texas..."

and i laughed because i am fond of George Strait.

(Blue) Check Yes or No

Ass In The Hole

hell yeah brother

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Remember the Elmo

"Wyatt Derp." from https://bsky.app/profile/johnpfaff.bsky.social/post/3kxjczjldan2l

Shame

lol its obviously an AI photo too since he looks terrible in the actual photos of him wearing a cowboy hat

High Goon

I think I hate this guy even more than Trump actually. at least Trump has some sort of personality, this guy is just cartoonishly boring and cringeworthy. I think back to the video where he unveiled the Cybertruck, the one where he hires some guy to chuck a rock at the window in order to demonstrate why he had to build such a stupid looking car...if it could withstand a rock being thrown at the glass without any damage that's at least kinda impressive. and of course the glass just shatters. it should be such a funny moment but somehow it isn't, because it's about Elon Musk, and Elon Musk is standing right there, and nothing can really be funny if he's in the frame

idk what it is, something like how Family Feud now is just a series of Steve Harvey reaction gifs, the stuff that's being said isn't funny but Steve's reaction usually is. Elon's like the opposite of that

the most telling and incredible thing about him is that when he bought tesla he bought the rights to claim himself its founder

Tesla is the one he doesn't own, though he's been the biggest shareholder since the first round of funding. I think he didn't buy the rights to call himself a founder so much as just start doing so, and then the actual founder that he forced out sued him, and the eventual settlement was that he was allowed to call himself that.

Remember the Elmo

idk what it is, something like how Family Feud now is just a series of Steve Harvey reaction gifs, the stuff that's being said isn't funny but Steve's reaction usually is. Elon's like the opposite of that

^^^ acknowledging this fine analysis

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haa

Jesus, raccoons were able to do some serious damage to this indestructible vehicle