― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Maria (Maria), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 09:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 21 July 2006 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 July 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Archel this sux :(
don't be afraid to just say "no, I'm sorry" tho
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Just yesterday, I was coding with headphones on when something made me turn around and there were like 14 middle aged teachers their asking if I knew when OFFICEDUDE would be back in. They were laughing nervously quite a bit so I imagine they had been talking to my back for a bit of time.
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link
Things she has claimed to have:MumpsAllergy to tomatoes (despite eating them all the time - basically every time she gets sick off Bloody Marys she is suddenly allergic)Crohn's DiseaseStrep throat at least 4 times THIS SUMMER
ugh this is all I can think of but she is allegedly sick all the time, hospitals now refuse to give her medicine, she has completely fucked her immune system by taking WAY too many antibiotics, AND IF SHE TALKS ABOUT BEING SICK ONE MORE TIME I WILL SNAP.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Coworker: So what did you go to college for? Art something?Me: Art history.Coworker: What is that? Can you get a job with that?Me: Well… (thinking: HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS SO SHE CAN UNDERSTAND), for instance, if I had a master’s degree I could be a curator.Coworker: What’s a curator?
― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
there. an official apology. now i'm going to go before i start ranting about other ppl.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 21 July 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link
The only thing I have to complain about regarding my day at work today was that someone who must have stayed in late last night decided to play around with the office's printer settings, to where this morning none of the office computers were able to print to our shared printer. We had to get in our IT people to fix things around to where our computers could recognize the printers again. This ate up a good hour of our work time, and none of us were even allowed to go anywhere. But it's ok. They'll be able to figure out who did it by the end of this weekend. And our office has glorious air conditioning, so I'm not as bad off as some of the rest of you.
― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 22 July 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
but really, lots odder when YOU STOPPED WORKING HERE THREE MONTHS AGO!!!
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― genital hyphys (haitch), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link
Ugh. Co-worker who is also good friend is so stressed and in a state he's turned into a bitter complaining machine that frankly, I don't like being around anymore which considering hes my best friend is really quite upsetting.
Last week I had to ask whoever on our NOC was on call over the weekend that an installation was going to be done they needed to be aware of. Now it is normally policy never to do weekend installations, due to there only being an on call engineer. But this was an extreme exception and I made it really REALLY clear I would never normally ask, but this time I had ZERO choice. If it'd been any of the other engineers, they'd have said "sure, thanks for letting me know" and just done the job.
But no not this guy. He bitches at me for 10 mins on the Friday, how dare I ask him to do this, it will waste his weekend waiting around for the guy to call etc etc. I'm like "um dude, you're ON CALL - you're SUPPOSED TO GET CALLS IT IS YOUR JOB". FFS. When I did his job, I did plenty of out of hours installs even though I wasnt supposed to.
Whine whine ok I'll do it but I'm NOT HAPPY martyr martyr. I assure him that at least Im sure the guy wont call til well after lunch, probably after 2pm so all is ok.
On the Saturday at about 3pm he phones me at home to bitch even more viciously at me because the installer hasn't called him yet. "I've wasted my WHOLE SATURDAY waiting for this guy". he whined.
SO I said "um, I told you he wasnt gonna call till after lunch and he has to page you anyway so its not like you have to drop everything - its not my fault you chose to sit around waiting. What do you want me to do about this?".
I had amassive headache and I Didnt Give a Shit.
Oh and the icing on the cake? The install ended up going ahead fine. Not that he bothered to update me to let me know all went well after all his pissing and moaning.
It is not a nice feeling, being fed up and pissed off at a good friend :(
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyway, there’s a lad on my team who insists on have the overhead fan on all the time. This in its self isn’t a problem; it’s the fact that he smells like trench foot and the fan wafts his stench about is. I have mentioned it to my team leader and she said it’s been noticed and the rest of the team are aware of his odour as well and that we should just see if his personal hygiene improves. I told her I wasn’t happy with this, as I am unable to eat or snack at my desk because of the smell. I was told I would have to put up with it until something could be done.
Am I being unfair on this person by complaining?
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Smelly ColleaguesStinkers
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link
/ rant
whew thanks.
― Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link
Wow, GROSS.
― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― mucho (mucho), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link
The review began something like this.
Tom Cruise sliding down a rope, stopping inches away from a nasty landing... Check
Enough masks, disguises and costumes to stock a fancy dress shop... Check
The famous line: "This message will self-destruct in five seconds"... Check
Close-ups of Cruise looking hot... Check
Double crosses and triple crosses... Check
So I prepare this copy for the reviews page and send it to press, ready to be printed over the weekend for the Monday edition of the paper. On Sunday evening I find a voicemail on my mobile phone from the overnight editor asking me to call him urgently. Later I find three messages of increasing anxiety on my answerphone at home as well. I ring in.
Ed: "There's something wrong with your reviews page. It's not been finished."Me: "Really? I thought everything had been done, the page was proofed and actually we ran that copy in the week in our other editions."Ed: "No, there's all this work that's been left undone on it."Me: "Like what?"Ed: "It says 'check' everywhere, you've got all these facts you need to check in the copy."Me: "Ah..."
― angle of d... (tingo), Saturday, 16 September 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Where have you hidden his body?
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 16 September 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
His last words were “what am I to do now?”
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Seconded.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 26 October 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link