[At a crime scene where five cheerleaders have been turned into a "human shish-kebob"] Photographer: This must be the act of a maniac. Reporter: Either that, or a very large chef.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Also the line about "Is there anything you won't drink?" "Yeah...POISON. I'm saving it for YOU."
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
Bill Clinton: [ chews his McMuffin ] Mmm.. that's a good question. Yes, I do, and let me tell you why. See, right now, we're sending in.. [ holds us McMuffin ] ...food... [ puts McMuffin in front of Male Customer ] ...to Somalia... but it's not getting to the people who need it because... [ brings McMuffin back to himself ] ...it's being intercepted by the warlords. [ chews McMuffin some more ] And it's not just us. It's other countries, too... [ grabs a McNugget from another customer ] Your McNugget is aid from Great Britain... [takes it to other customer, then gobbles it down ] ...intercepted by warlords! [ grabs someone's Filet-o-Fish ] This man's Filet-o-Fish sandwich over here is relief from Italy.. [ pops it in his mouth ] ...warlords! And you can send all the food you want... [ grabs different items ] ...a McDLT, hot apple pie...it's just gonna end up with... [ puts it all in his mouth ] ...the warlords! Now, with a broad-based international military force, we can make sure that the McRib sandwich... [ grabs one and places it on someone's tray ] ...gets to the people who need it. [ picks it up and gobbles it anyway ] Can I get a Coke?
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link
"PEOPLE WANNA LIKE YOU!"
― Phil Dokes (sunny), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
-- latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (posercore24...), September 8th, 2005.
nor a necro...
-- when something smacks of something (right.knewi...), September 8th, 2005.
ironically i do have an iq of 32, though!
― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link
http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/hartman_broccoli.jpg
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link
or that Jan Hooks completely improvised her Alamo tour guide bits?
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link
Thats sweet.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Say more.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 9th, 2005.
Just seemed like a lot of the skits he's in happen to involve him berating or talking down to women. Maybe one of the writers just kept writing him those parts though, or maybe it's just what they selected.
Anyway, it's not in a "what a misogynistic prick" kind of way so much as a repressed anger kind of way, which, as said above, might be understandable.
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
Lisa: Ok...
Bill: Well how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
pffft. I fail to see how lines from NewsRadio (an innocuous and forgettable sitcom) are somehow inherently more worthwhile than his work on the Simpsons (the greatest television show of the last 20 years).
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link
NewsRadio is obviously more indie than the Simpsons. Less played out. Less tainted by this conception of the ultra-geeky fan. Less funny though, too. Quoting it shows that you are a connosseur of fine, less well-known vintage comedy, and better than Simpsons geeks.
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Very nice. Now is this where I point out the 'crezappy' bit was already quoted near the top of the thread?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't think that anyone did this.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link
-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), September 8th, 2005. (later)
I mean, I agree it's wonderful to quote again and again and all. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― just because youre banned from the crush thread..., Friday, 9 September 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Dave quit coffee, Bill quit smoking. To wit:
Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this together.Bill: But you should have to give up something of equal difficulty. Like going to the bathroom.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Anyway, kenan, the best line of that isn't in your quote. The best line of it is the part where Dave admits to drinking 2-3 POTS of coffee per day and Bill is like, "That's just...SICK."
Also the episode where he gives himself a heart attack wearing the Patch "like a belt" around his waist and they revive him with Foghat.
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link
One of his wives remarked that he "wasn't all there" emotionally, but what comedian/actor/entertainment guy isn't.
I liked his "Max Jerome - Private Eye!" character from the 1-800-COLLECT commercials
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link