Tuxedo underwear.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Liar.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
PERHAPS YOU WERE REFERRING TO THIS PART OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? (PROBABLY NSFW, DUH.)
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Note to self: Peniscake.jpg = threadkiller.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe we just don't find your antics funny anymore
― strongohulkington, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
okay, i couldn't even type that with a straight face
SHINE ON U CRAZY DIAMONDS
ok, this may be over a line, but -- i had been told that black condoms were designed to with the intention of decreasing the visibility of shit on your dick after anal sex.
just fyi, guys.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
That's not what it says on the Lifestyles website.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Huh, and here I was assuming they were extra fancy to distract from... uh... smaller models.
How naieve.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i was told this by a nice lesbian who worked in a sex toy shop, the kind of lady that gives instructional dildo lectures.
i took her word for it.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I was about to deliver a logistical beatdown but then I realized that you didn't mean that black condoms minimize the shit that actually gets through the condom and onto your dick.
So basically I was closest with my "pegging" crack! Wait that doesn't sound right.
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
wouldnt they be brown then?
not for nothing but you can still see shit stains on a black tarp
― strongohulkington, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, in retrospect my theory doesn't make much sense, since the color black is well known to be very slimming. You'd definitely want an extra fancy WHITE condom for that sort of distraction.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Sex toy shop ladies know these things. In mpls, we have the Sm1tt3n K1tt3n.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Sara, maybe they are for the extra-surreptitious?
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
White condom = white tie. Super fancy.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
You'll never see them coming?
(xpost)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, just how morphologically divergent are these guys?
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
HIGH FIVES
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just really happy that I got to use the phrase "morphologically divergent" today.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, the high five was for the set-and-spike joke combo, not for the "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" tangent
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
(I'm just really happy that I got to use the sentence "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" today.)
http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contributions/Visschedijk/2582L.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
lolz ("morphologically divergent" was my nice biology way of saying "little." FYI!)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://soccerstuffnmore.com/uploads/images/BK-8%20%20B-6.jpg
FANCY
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm noticing several things here, and one is that crazy straws are kind of thin.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe the FANCINESS makes up for it, though.
crazy straws w/balls = vas deferens
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It's clear that I desperately need to review my anatomy notes.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm in touch with my vas deferens.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
For god's sake, FB, try to at least wait until you've left work.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
figures (xpost)
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
guys, crazy straw != penis. not at all alike. one might even say there is a VAS DEFERENS between a crazy straw and a penis.
― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Da Hip Hop Witch"
Genre: Action / Comedy / Horror
Plot: 5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.
Starring
Eminem Ja Rule Pras Vanilla Ice Mobb Deep
etc etc
Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"
Bad paste from imdb. I really hope that someone else has seen this??
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ok I thought you were just making shit up but how did it escape me for 7 years that Eminem and Vanilla Ice have starred in a movie together?
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that sounds insane.
xpost to elmo - hahaha
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
User Rating: 1.7/10User Comments: It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)
User Comments: It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)
YES!!!!!
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.
"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."
They lost me at the end.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I think we're well past that at this point.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, so if there were such a thing...
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is AWESOME!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".
Such a modest boast!
What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 28 May 2022 07:19 (two years ago) link