also every time she invites me to sleep over i am forced to strip and then she throws me to the couch
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link
this is worse than sudoku
-- milo z, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:30 (3 hours ago) Link
lol
― sleep, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link
this bitch is crazy
― Bobbi Peru, Thursday, 17 January 2008 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
My supersecret rape tactics didn't work.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link
hump her in the jeep, hump her in the hottub, hump her on the couch, there you go
― kingfish, Thursday, 17 January 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I haven't located her duct tape yet.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Congratulations, I am impressed. Lets spend the evening together.
That's the end of the game right?
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm honestly a little disturbed that so many of you were able to play past like the first five turns. No harm, no fowl, but this shit is, uh, how do I say, terrifyingly fucked up.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link
first turn: what do you do?
1. nothing
2. break through the window of this hot bitch's apartment
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link
second turn: what do you do?
1. grab tits
2. say something about her eyes
3. grab tits
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm so drunk, I jumped in the pool fully clothed.
And that's my fault? I tried to warn her...
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link
genocide, folks
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link
"You have charm, a good kiss, and great moves, but I`m getting hungry."
Read some more poetry
This is exactly how I reacted aged 17.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
You were.....LJ?
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, but even less successful with the ladiez.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
That one famous LJ post (you know the one)
There's a pic for that exact scenario!
(ok, maybe there isn't)
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I know thoreau is a reductionist simpleton in 2008 but seriously what in the fingersplit asshole of satan hath we wrought upon ourselves
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link
bad enough pash (who *jaymc* owns like maybe two pages of porn) went and played this and STILL I had to be the guy that marks this thread for what is is and even then it continues to get WORSE and WORSE why the FUCK do the internet keep making me have to feel like some kind of republickan this shit is RONG 7000 allah HELP ME
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:43 (sixteen years ago) link
imagine that last post said all in one breath with a big hopeless sad gasp at the end
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
you're doomed we're all doomed
tombot mad at tig ol bitties
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link
tombot not getting further than Are You Over 18?
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
your responses are even more frightening than the simulacra themselves
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU'VE GOTTA TELL THEM! SOYLENT GREEN IS PERVERTS!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT U BEDTIME?
― Ed, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude, get one sense of humor.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
(directed at Tombot, not Ed)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2198734599_6382621995.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/blondes-fatales/kristanna-loken.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link
"Come on Tombot"
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"what are you frightened of"
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Your search - "tools of our own machines" - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
* Make sure all words are spelled correctly. * Try different keywords. * Try more general keywords.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link
"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls? Did you think the devil would come with horns a'glowering? It'll take more than internet jerkwaderry to bring the Tombot down. You'll have to come and find me. I'll be waiting. Garlic's in the fridge. Sons of jackals, yeah, you'd like to believe. I know better. Bring it, you sad passel of machine imps
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
*stuffs old t-shirt into handle of rum*
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
mikey stop posting as tombot
― electricsound, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
BLAMMO
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link
"my name is legion for I am many" http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/legion.jpg
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Rain falls, I fix my eyes Let go of the focus and I blur out all the lines Just to remember, remember
Crying 'cause it's not my fault Water through my lashes look just like Christmas lights And I still remember, remember
Cold and shivering Cold and shivering Cold and shivering warm
Sing please, rock me to sleep Quiet as a canyon up under heaven's eaves I surrender, surrender
Downstairs the furnace swells Safe from all the horrors in your stinging velvet arms And I surrender, surrender
― strgn, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link
We have the image meme of the year already.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link
the hottest was the naked neck dance in her living room to 'soft rock' btw
― strgn, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:13 (sixteen years ago) link
all of you are fucking victims of a machine
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Naked waterskiing ftw
― Mark C, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
what the fuck is this shit
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Why the hell does your character's cock look like a n3rf missile? NSFW
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/lrsex.gif http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/carsex2.gif
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link
That sofa looks like it's going to snap in half...
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link
roffle @ grumpy tombot (though he is OTM as well). I was loaded last night! (again) sorry I shoud have marked this NSFW then, but was to busy lolling at it all to take it that seriously.
OMG@ "blowjob.gif", also There are over 580 pictures, and over 800 html pages. it must have taken the dude months. I was hoping it would pull a bait-and-switch and as soon as you were going to get somewhere, the girl would turn into something super-grim like a hyper-endowed hermaphrodite furry. FOR THE LULZ.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah he is otm but then he didn't get to...
Ung Ung Ung Ung... uhuhuhuhuh... AHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
followed by...
We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we? On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.
Now to try my hot moves out on Mrs Trifle.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 13:00 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, God. The people who coded daz3d and poser should be imprisoned, I think.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc). My experience of the game doesn't mirror my personal dating experience very closely, but then again I've genuinely been interested in the women I've dated and have never treated a date as an experiment in "how far I could get" .
Having said that, simulations such as this one may have a use that non-interactive porn lacks in terms of people exploring their thoughts about sexual behavior. For instance, I reached the scene in the club where Ariane masturbates on stage and discovered that I was turned on, not by the images but by the idea of dating a woman with an exhibitionist streak. It's cheesy, but "regular" porn wouldn't do that for me.
― inky jets, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link