Beautiful Cervix (Very NSFW)

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Notice blood spot near os and brown clot near cervix (right). Possibly from vigorous intercourse earlier that day.

You Are All Sanpaku (Derelict), Thursday, 1 October 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't even have a cervix and that comment made me cross my legs...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 1 October 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Ask Dr. Derelict

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

beautiful cervix

cozwn, Thursday, 1 October 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Room

(never mind)

Mark G, Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

don't know where that was going, don't think I want to

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Room Cerv*x...

Mark G, Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Hang a sign on the knob.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/projectionist/aarhus-denmark-hotel-door-signs.jpg

Mark G, Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

don't let it slip away

a misunderstanding of Hip-Hop and contracts (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I got to see my own cervix once. It was neat, but it also made me queasy because it was during a medical procedure and I am a Champion Intra-Medical Procedure Vasovagaller.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i had no idea what they looked like. at first i thought it was cool but after you see about 10 photos it starts to look like an alien baby with a little round mouth. scary!

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^this. First few I'm "so that what's going on in there." And then it's more "what is that that is happening?!" and "that can't be right!". For a close up view of any, erm, inner part, overall it looks surprisingly ordered.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

As the gynecologist said to the actress...

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

go on...

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

...no, that's it. Feel free to make up your own.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

As the gynecologist said to the actress, "This will feel cold at first."

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

No, that doesn't quite work. Why an actress?

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

You know bishop/actress jokes? It was feeble I know (now).

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link

As the gynecologist said to the bishop...

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I love the way all of them are well-lit except the 60-something yr old's, which is all Blair-Witchy shadowed.

Beth Parker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"do not go gentle into that dark night"

(I don't know why I said that)

Mark G, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

One of the annoying changes of menopause is that the cervical lights go out.

Beth Parker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

And the rain stops.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

But the desert wind is scented with jasmine.

Beth Parker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a light
over at the Frankenstein cervix

a misunderstanding of Hip-Hop and contracts (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 October 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

creeeeeeak...

Beth Parker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a light that never goes out

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The Light with no Heat.

Beth Parker, Thursday, 1 October 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

if i'm smart then i'll run away
but i'm not so i guess i'll stay

kell surprise (country matters), Thursday, 1 October 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

So, er, the cervix looks surprisingly like the end of a knob, eh?

JimD, Thursday, 1 October 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that pic reminds me of the movie we watched on netflix online about a demonic machine that manufactured mutant zombie killers

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

that pic reminds me of the movie we watched on netflix online about a demonic machine that manufactured mutant zombie killers

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Thursday, October 1, 2009 3:23 PM (ten years ago)

10 years later, I don't remember this movie at all ....

sarahell, Friday, 4 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link


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