Is it illegal not to find Kylie incredibly attractive?

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Minogue that is. I hope not, because I don't.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

she is a little horse-faced.

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

nor do i

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i did when i was 10, though. but hey, i grew up. now she's just a pop-goat like the rest of those suckaz.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

She has a nice (if tiny) body and a quite nice face but I don't fancy her at all. There's just no.. edge.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

'a little horse faced'

I like it!

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes she looks good, other times she looks crap. (much like most celebrities)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

agree with andrew. I see more attractive women in the street everyday than your average Photoshop Human.

Though I did warm slightly to the bum/blue monday moment.

― jon (jon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it would be illegal to say you didn't like her bum.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I know the bum/blue monday moment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

No. Nonetheless I think she is incredibly attractive, as are lots of female pop stars.

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

she sang Cant Get you Out of My Head to the backing of Blue Monday in a bootleg-sylee. and waved her arse around. (heh it is funny that N thinks she's not "edgy" enough)

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

not only did she wave it around, but the camera reeled around her nether regions and the result was all over most of the tabloids the following morning.

I've tried this too, but it didn't have the same effect. I will go back to using my bum for pooing and my head for earnign a living.

― jon (jon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I'm the man-ho round here, cappiche?

(I am my own pimp also)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

kylie's arse = botox (i saw it on a tv programme, so it must be true)

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Botoxing yr arse would surely lead to serious paralysis.

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

botox the buttox

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone seen that advert where she rides a bucking bronco in her underwear? I could see where people get the attractive thing from in that, but usually she'd be filed under 'cute' in my book.

Especially if she was cuddling kittens.

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

'Botoxing yr arse would surely lead to serious paralysis.'

I don't see why.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I'm currently sitting in a library and about to go home and choose to sit by the tv/playstation or go out and get drunk so to be honest the thought of Kylie is quite attractive.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

As the saying goes, "I wouldn't touch Kylie with yours". She couldn't GIVE it away (oh, okay .. she could but...)

Dani on the other hand -- aye carumba. Jacques Villeneuve. You lucky, lucky man.

They're both a bit 'glam' for me though. Give me Drew Barrymore anyday. Drew's more 'girl nextdoor-ish'.

― mr lovepants, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Dannii has an edge.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

My boyfriend has a total crush on her. I think she looks just fine, but not gorgeous.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's the second most famous Kylie? I went to IMDB and there were about 30 other Kylies, I'd never heard of any of them.

I do find Kylie attractive, she seems sweeter than your average horse-faced pop star.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Unfortunately Danni now has lots of edges - mainly her bones almost cutting through her skin.

― Ray M (rdmanston), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Kylie lots. I liked Dannii better before she turned it a try-hard Kylie.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

There is none more horse-faced than Celine Dion. Except, perhaps, Will Young.

Prove me wrong.

― mr lovepants, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

She has no ass, or am I missing something?

― Kris (aqueduct), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, wheres the fun in being a pimp + a ho at the same time?

― vic (vicc13), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

You keep 100%!

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Also you get to slap yourself.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

NB archeologists involved in intensive study of stone inscriptions on the Sinai peninsula have discovered a shard of stone tablet reading:

OU SHALT FANCY KYLI

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

but you have to fuck them and them beat the shit outta them if they dont pay, but then you will be tired from fucking and theyll run away. and according to my brother pimps always get 100%

― vic (vicc13), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Vic, he's lying to you. Refuse to give him all of the money next time.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

shakira is better

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't find kylie attractive one smidgen. SO ARREST ME! and i bet her arse has poo flakes. i like shakira better too.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Another vote for Shakira from me as well. Kylie does not do it for me at all

― N0RM4N PH4Y, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

her breasts are small but they aren't humble like shakira's.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakira is a filthy, dirty harlott.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakira has a lovely ass, and she can shake it very well too.
Kylie, on the other hand, is too thin, too angular and can't dance without choreography.

― elena (elena), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

comparing Kylie with Shakira is pointless, thay are totally different kettles of ass.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

kettle of ass! WANT!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

yes! shakira!

― jon (jon), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:29 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.megakournikova.com/shakira.jpg

Am I the only one who find her a little less than appealing?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, that hair just looks so Tina Turner.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

No it doesn't - if you look closely it is affected by gravity.

She did only get famous after dying it blonde though

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

A sad sign of the times, if you ask me.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 10 October 2002 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Shakira was cute when she had brown hair and was pudgier, she's meh now.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 10 October 2002 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

My SISTER likes Shakira so much she's dloaded SPANISH VERSIONS of a bunch of her horrible songs. "Objection (Tango)" is a great name for a song though, pity (Tango) must be in brackets.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 October 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, that hair just looks so Tina Turner.

Tina Turner is the living, breathing definition of the Boomin' Granny.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean she's 21, I'm not just being mean. She's perfectly nice anyway.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

eek she doesnt tickle my fancy...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Thursday, 10 October 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

What does she tickle? Wait, NEVER MIND I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 October 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

...nothing!

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakira looks okay but she can't dnace. Or sing. Bit of a drawback when you've got a singing career. Didn't stop Kylie though.

Has anyone seen Christina Aguilera's .. um, look, in her new video?
Does she kiss her mother with that mouth??
Maybe there's a director's cut with penetration. Turn the flesh quotient up to '11'.
I used to think she looked pre-pubescent but now she looks like an old slapper.

And what the hell do people see in 'Buffy' anyway??

― Android (Android Elvis), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

there has been lots of discussion about everything in your post, Android. welcome to ilxor.

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

cheers :¬)
I've been lurking for a bit and you all seemed a civilised enough bunch.

(what discussions?? oops, can't even remember what I posted)

― Android (Android Elvis), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

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