― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― blueski, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 October 2002 01:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 October 2002 02:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Josh (Josh), Thursday, 10 October 2002 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 October 2002 02:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Josh (Josh), Thursday, 10 October 2002 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 October 2002 03:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Android (Android Elvis), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link
"i invented kissing. it was during world war one when they were trying to figure out new ways to spread germs."
― me!, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Sengai, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
Saw that last night, it cracked me up.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
Not said by Moe, I betcha
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link
"It's an old fashioned hole-diggin'. By gum it's been a while."
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago) link
(xp)
― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:32 (twenty years ago) link
― BrianB (BrianB), Friday, 20 February 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link
Otto: Oh,I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line. This is just a Trash Co. waste disposal unit.
― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link
Oh yeah, that famous Simpsons continuity. ;p
― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
Homer: You say that so much it's lost all meaning.
― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link
I jibe because I love. =)
― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link
That is funny.
What if it was
Aja: I want to meet Dave Grohl.
Homer: You say that every day! Why don't you just give up and forget about it. You'll never meet him. And don't even try because trying is the first step to failure.
― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link
― metfigga (metfigga), Friday, 20 February 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link
Jr (Frank Grimes' son): He happened to like hookers, ok?
― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Hommer: bart! go to your room!
bart: eat my shorts!
― cool music buff (missingNO), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
ned flanders: hidely-ho, neighborino!
homer: shut up, flanders
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
(Skinner, in Bart's daydream:) "Class, instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the.....box factory"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
In the spirit of why Leee started this thread, last night my bf was telling me how he'd said to another (cranky junkie just-got-dumped) friend of ours that his relaysh with me was going really well, and that the guys face fell, like he was really bummed/jealous.
All I could think to say was "so basically, you told him you sleep in a big bed with your wife?".
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
were they the big man at the crack factory
― a cheese has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link
OMG lol
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
homer: mmm, donuts
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:09 (nine years ago) link
bart: don't have a cow man
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link
nelson: ha ha!
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
everytime i've started a new job or moved to a new office and i find the new bathroom i'll regularly be using i say "ahhh my new watering hole"
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
that's not what a watering hole is
― Number None, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
some watering holes smell like bathrooms tbf
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
"Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"
"Yes, yes it does."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaTNV5pCMAES2VO.jpg
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
xp yea number none I know what a watering hole is
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
I mean i took the phrase from a scene where homer is in a fuckin bar and not a bathrom
― marcos, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
Well it says here we're Ratt
― paolo, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
Now whar's me toothpick?
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
bf has taken to putting beercaps on my head and calling me queen of the harpies, recently.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 11 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link
Where's my spy camera?
― paolo, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
that ep is def. top ten all time. easily best of the season
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
A co-worker of mine was talking to his mother on the phone just now, and mentioned his wife and kids going to the county fair with some friends and said, "They're Albanians," and before I could stop myself I interjected, "You mean all white with pink eyes?"
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link
I hope he got the reference.
― a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link
He did!
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
stuck in my head since I came across it again last weekend.
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV." "What's on?" "It doesn't matter."
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
and:
"I was a fool to help that horrible old man!" "I hope you learned your lesson Lisa. Never help anyone."
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
Someone at work was asking of a training aid designed by one of our other sites "What's inside the electrical cabinet?"
I couldn't help saying "a family of possums. The big one is called Bitey."
ONE OTHER PERSON got it.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link
Mission accomplished, man. Also get a job at a better company.
― a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 14 August 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
Has the show got better again? I remember several people saying it had gone seriously downhill a bit over a decade ago so I haven't really sat through new ones since. Noticed the drop in quality and move toward formula at the time. It involved things including the treatment of the characterisation of Homer where he just became mindlessly stupid.It also moved away from the visual quotations of films which I liked from earlier seasons.I noticed it went from sidesplittingly funny to just about humourous and largely formulaic. So has it got good again?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 15 August 2015 06:56 (eight years ago) link
Not that I've noticed. The recent flurry of posts here is for old episodes.
― nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2015 07:00 (eight years ago) link
yup - if I ever see anything that I think is new I switch off.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 15 August 2015 07:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trn91xkJ0w
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link
"What was her problem?"
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 06:37 (eight years ago) link
https://langui.sh/2016/02/02/frinkiac-the-simpsons-screenshot-search-engine/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
e.g. https://frinkiac.com/?p=search&q=i%27m+a+white+male&e=S04E09&t=614863
https://frinkiac.com/?p=search&q=ever+been+to+a+dentist
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/?p=caption&q=The+tar+fumes+are+making+me+dizzy&e=S04E15&t=641256
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
"Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher..."
― a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 April 2016 10:07 (seven years ago) link
I can never resist saying, after completing almost any domestic task from washing the dishes to making the bed, "And that's the end of that chapter"
― Wimmels, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
Skinner: "excuse me is there an orange Julius stand on this floor?"
Lionel Hutz: "I'll sell you this one, its almost full!"
Skinner: "well why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?" *walks away*
Lionel Hutz: "he'll be back"
― well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-20aTBCmpzEw/VzjUbYCssBI/AAAAAAAAYMI/mBYLYxLOJHI4Jl4xv3UHKuTkl4M2ayoxQCLcB/s1600/allyoucaneat.jpg
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/09/18/man-who-ate-plates-sushi-banned-all-you-can-eat-buffet/?utm_term=.20d48c9c9b30
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
[Aging congressman has heart attack]
Marge: Quick! Somebody perform CPR!
Homer: [Thinks for a moment, starts singing] I see a bad moon rising
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
Are you mad, Frink! Put down that science pole!
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Frink: "Ivan Reitman!"
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
Not sure what prompted the below exchange to pop into my head this morning but it made me happy:
Grimey: But it's a contest for children!Lenny: Yeah! And Homer beat their brains out!
― cwkiii, Sunday, 1 March 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 1 March 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
But what about daddy daughter day?
― paolo, Monday, 2 March 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
You've got a date with the Xerox machine
― paolo, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
It's a regional dialect
― paolo, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 07:33 (one year ago) link
Let's see if they wore underwear back then
― paolo, Monday, 19 September 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link
I am sad to report that I have reached the age where classic-era Simpsons is way more fun to quote than to watch
That said...
no one who speaks German could be an evil man!
― Paul Ponzi, Monday, 19 September 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link