Whatever happened to Portugal?

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Apart from the football team, I never hear anything about it and I never meet anyone Portuguese. Who are the Portuguese celebrities?

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Tony Ferrino

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

maria de medeiros and daniel rf

joan vich (joan vich), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Amália Rodrigues RIP
St George
Salazer (Ok, maybe not)

stevo (stevo), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Nelly Furtado + the guy with the vira dance(remembered, Roberto Leal). Nick, think Bruce Willis wife in Pulp Fiction, its Maria de Medeiros

vic (vicc13), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and the bad guy from Desperado, Joao something, hes the coolest portuguese EVaH

vic (vicc13), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this was going to be about "whatever happened to Portugal" as in it used to be a naval power & have colonies back in the day and now it's gone a little downhill.

Miss Laura, Monday, 14 October 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I can be Laura. Thread HIJACK!!!!

(Port comes from Portugal which makes it best country Evah!)

Pete (Pete), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

it should be, yes.
but since i guess we all know so little about portugal, at least it's interesting to list the few things we might know and check what's worth investigating?
it's the same for other countries like italy, greece, and... er, spain.

joan vich (joan vich), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The most famous Portuguese person was Magellan - the first to sail around the world. As they lacked the inclination and resources to develop a space program, the Portuguese have been thinking "We can't possibly top that" ever since.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I know it's always me who says this but coolest Portugese ever = Pessoa, plainly.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this was going to be about "whatever happened to Portugal" as in it used to be a naval power & have colonies back in the day and now it's gone a little downhill.

They owned too much places around the world but since they are a tiny tiny country they couldnt guard most of it so they only stick to Brasil and some bits of africa cos the rest was robbed by spanish, french and english. Then after King Sebastiao died the throne got robbed by Felipe and they spent almost a century under Spain, after Felipe went out they had no money left. Then when Napoleon got most of Europe they stuck in the side of England and got fucked cos they were alone, then the king + family had to come to Brasil and we got much more open cos England started selling their stuff here. after we gor independent it pretty mcuh went down the dumper

vic (vicc13), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

My sister's ex-boyfriend was Portuguese. But that's the only proof I have that they exist.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

weren't they run by a dictator until the late 70s?

angela (angela), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

me and chums in portugal

http://www.colderclimate.com/clarabelle/tour/terrace.jpg

leigh (leigh), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Paula Rego is Portuguese.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Madeira Cake

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

My Fonseca '70 should be just about ready sometime in the next 12 months.

Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 14 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

What's that, Dave, a motorbike?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 14 October 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The guy out of Extreme

dave q, Monday, 14 October 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

No Peter, my mid-life crisis hasn't caused me to buy a motorcycle (although my son just got one).

Mind you, the deposit left after decanting does look like sump oil.

Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 14 October 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Nuno Bettencourt?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 October 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Mateus Rosé!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 14 October 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i think Portugal has a lot of cork. stop. hahahahahaha

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 14 October 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

they eat 'bacallhau' (a type of fish). i ate it when i went there. yummy!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 October 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The film director Manoel de Oliveira is Portugese. Last week I saw his new film and the man across the aisle from me was snoring very loudly until I told him to shut up. Then he left ten minutes before the film ended.

Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Salazar happened to Portugal.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Daniel RF can clear all this up for us.

Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 15 October 2002 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Luis Figo has very nice legs

C J (C J), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...
in october 2002 cristiano ronaldo was not on your radars.

688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

José Saramago, anyone?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

in october 2002 cristiano ronaldo was not on your radars

but Mourinho is even more famous here now. back then he was neither special nor one.

blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fado

Beth Parker, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Porto is beautiful and decrepit, vino verde is cheap and plentiful, everyone knows how to avoid the sunshine, no one appears to do much work unless they are foreign bankers or they run a tiny dingy bar with a television set and folding chairs and no lights on inside. Either that or an even tinier deli filled with ancient radios and about 20 birds.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I once spent two weeks in Lisbon killing time, in between legs of a long tour. It's a fantastic city, but it has a weird, depopulated feeling, a slight "neutron bomb has hit and the buildings are fine but there aren't any people" effect. Architecturally speaking, it's lovely, lots of huge wide sunbaked esplanades with no one on them, great views of the place from hillside churches.

Even better than Lisbon: Cintra, particularly the Regaleira (a Brazilian sugar baron's palace whose interior is crammed with architectural references to Freemasonry and whose exterior has gardens and secret caves- seriously- designed by Wagner's set designer). Also it has the ruins of the palace that William Beckford lived in. Cintra was Byron's favorite spot on the continent too, apparently.

In short, Portugal is aweseome. It's cheap compared to the rest of Europe, and the food is great. Recommended.

Drew Daniel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I agree that this food is good, but every dish ever in Portugal is served in at least an inch of melted butter!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

, but because

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I know a Brazilian guy with some Portuguese pride. From him, I learned that the prophet Habbakuk is pronounced "Hab-a-cookie" in Portuguese, which means it is the perfect baby name.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

respect this one-eyed dude
http://www.mgar.net/images4/camoes2.jpg

gershy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.subgenius.com/damn_truth/bd_cooki.jpg

x-post

strgn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

i am of portuguese ancestry (for realz -- mom's side of the family was originally from the madeira islands, and eventually made their way to the UK and the british caribbean).

Eisbaer, Thursday, 1 March 2007 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

so, we ate lotsa bacalhau, pierogies, and shepherd's pie in my family get-togethers :-)

Eisbaer, Thursday, 1 March 2007 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

... and, to my ears anyway, portuguese SOUNDS like someone slavic trying to speak spanish (or at least portuguese as spoken in portugal does).

other than that, i know fuck-all about portugal or portuguese culture.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 1 March 2007 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

and, i've been told that based on my portuguese ancestry that i COULD have qualified as "hispanic" for american college admission purposes. not that i WOULD have done that (and i didn't), partly b/c my conscience wouldn't let me (i.e., i'd feel bad if i -- an upper-middle class kid -- ended up taking money away from some otherwise deserving and needy hispanic kid) and partly b/c i didn't think that i could get away with it (with my VERY non-hispanic last name and looks and all).

Eisbaer, Thursday, 1 March 2007 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's a fantastic city, but it has a weird, depopulated feeling, a slight "neutron bomb has hit and the buildings are fine but there aren't any people" effect.

This is very OTM, and life isn't all that different in Oporto either. This is because Portugal = OLD PEOPLE, and they never go out.

Eisbaer, there's really only one Madeira island. I mean, there's two islands, but only one has people living on it.

Also, mayhaps my ignorance of U.S. culture might be showing here, but I don't really see how even having spanish blood should qualify someone for college admission purposes, let alone portuguese. I mean, surely the springing point, if we're talking about affirmative action or something like that here, is whether or not your family comes from South of the border.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

anyone ever been here - article makes me want to go
http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/06/24/travel/24next.html

gershy, Friday, 6 July 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Anyone know the origin of Portugal's name? Is it 'Port du/de Gall'? or something similar?

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Portugal's name derives from the Roman name Portus Cale..."

Tom D., Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

It comes from this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portus_Cale

Portugal's name derives from the Roman name Portus Cale, as well as the city of Porto. Portucale evolved into Portugale during the 7th and 8th centuries, and by the 9th century, that term was used extensively to refer to the region between the rivers Douro and Minho, the Minho flowing along what would become the northern border between Portugal and Spain.

onimo, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

There are a lot of Portugese in London, I hear it spoken all the time on the bus - could be Brazilians of course. Come the World Cups + Euros the Portugese flag is one of the ones you see most often.

Tom D., Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

https://www.portugalresident.com/algarve-drought-nears-catastrophic-level/

xyzzzz__, Monday, 22 January 2024 14:55 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Love Portugal, hate seeing that Chega guy’s smug face on every billboard.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:34 (two years ago)

Also admire the commitment to double parking on both sides of the one-way narrow street.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:57 (two years ago)

Ha, going in May and hoping to avoid driving, but may rent a car to go to the drought-stricken south? Would love to hear your tips/experiences.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:30 (two years ago)

I’ve been in Porto and the north, saving Lisbon and points south for another time. Highly recommend Coimbra, just lovely, small, but had a liveliness to it since it’s a university town. Salazar’s alma mater!

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 February 2024 19:06 (two years ago)

Oof, apologies for the fucking Ventura billboards, at least in Porto ppl have been quite good at vandalizing those.

Coimbra not so much "a" but THE university town, it's in its main distinguishing feature. Lots of great stuff from there tho I do hate the whole black uniform serenade shit.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 8 February 2024 20:11 (two years ago)

Hey I went to the University of Virginia a lot of performative “tradition” there too.

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 February 2024 23:23 (two years ago)

two months pass...

50 years ago today

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2024 11:22 (two years ago)

will head to my local portuguese cafe-bar for lunch :)

imago, Thursday, 25 April 2024 11:48 (two years ago)

hopefully the proprietor isn't a salazar fan (i suspect he isn't)

imago, Thursday, 25 April 2024 11:50 (two years ago)

Wish him a happy 25th and find out :)

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2024 12:13 (two years ago)

After an initial "Oh yes, I didn't know it was the 50th" and an initial "I was a little boy in South Africa then, wasn't a big deal to us", uncorked a resounding "all it did was create all these bloody corrupt governments!" x_x

Cited Jose Socrates. I nodded and smiled. Not my area of expertise. But...hmm

imago, Thursday, 25 April 2024 12:25 (two years ago)

Anyone running a small customer-facing business has at least a 60% chance of being a reactionary crank, regardless of nationality.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 April 2024 12:31 (two years ago)

Sounds like a Chega voter all right!

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2024 12:51 (two years ago)

Happy 50th!

I was in Porto a couple of weeks ago having a marvellous time. That is, until a full-on (and pretty terrfiying) ne0 n4z1 protest started taking place right outside our apartment window. earlier in the day we'd also spotted a totally separate anti-abortion march going through the city. no it won't do

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 25 April 2024 13:03 (two years ago)

Sad stuff. Friends back home are mobilizing against it and I feel a bit of guilt over not being there to contribute...not that things are great here either.

I do think (hope?) that the anti-abortion stuff is gonna turn more ppl off these fash wankers than anything else.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2024 14:51 (two years ago)

Damn. I'll be there in a few weeks (Lisbon > Madeira > Porto > ???), excited.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:44 (two years ago)

lisbon is great, just so great

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2024 16:07 (two years ago)

I really loved my mere week in Northern Portugal, want to go back and see Lisbon, Evora, etc.

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 April 2024 16:48 (two years ago)

Where did you go in the north besides Porto?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 25 April 2024 16:53 (two years ago)

The Douro valley, Vila Real, and Coimbra (which isn’t really that north)

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 April 2024 18:21 (two years ago)

Oh nice, we're definitely planning on Douro and I want to go to Coimbra too.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 25 April 2024 18:39 (two years ago)

We only stopped in Coimbra for lunch (and unluckily it was graduation day or something and packed with berobed students & their families), but it seemed really nice. I'd recommend this place if veg/an appeals: https://veg.fangas.pt/home-en/

rob, Thursday, 25 April 2024 19:44 (two years ago)

My wife is vegetarian, thanks!

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 25 April 2024 19:46 (two years ago)

I have Lisbon vegetarian recommendations too...just give me a sec

rob, Thursday, 25 April 2024 19:49 (two years ago)

I'm having trouble figuring out the names of some places we went, but I can say:

Ao 26 was the best strictly vegan place I went to, and what's cool about it is they do vegan versions of some of the trad Portuguese stuff you otherwise can't eat (e.g., francesinha).

Senhor Uva is good too (both of these are on the fancy side though), though it's tapas & wine and we were all still a little hungry at the end of the meal -- in contrast, Ao 26 was very filling.

But mostly I'd just say that it's easier to be vegetarian, even vegan, there than people who haven't been recently will tell you. Even down in Faro I got by okay

rob, Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:14 (two years ago)

Excellent, tysm!

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:19 (two years ago)

my pleasure! we were there last May, which is a great time to visit

rob, Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:23 (two years ago)

rob, I went to Fangas Veg too! It's great, and the people are really nice!

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:34 (two years ago)

that's true, they were nice! there were also beautiful lace scarves hung up all over town the day we were there

rob, Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:49 (two years ago)

I went to Portugal in 2005, a friend was involved in a garage rock festival in a place called Barreiro, I stayed in Lisbon and took the ferry across there each day. On the last day we had dinner with one of the bands playing, which meant I ate fish pie with Billy Childish, not a lifelong dream, but still very cool times. After the bands had all played I hung out with them until the sun was coming up, then made my way back to the ferry, there was literally one every 15 minutes but for some reason I decided to drunkenly run to catch the one that was leaving, tripped over a bit of pavement and landed straight on my face. Somebody helped me up and I said "am I ok?" and they looked at me grimly and shook their head. The ferry people called an ambulance and half an hour later they had taken the stones out of my face and sewn me up, I still have a scar on my chin but thankfully that's all - though for the next two weeks a few people asked me if I'd been in a motorbike accident and I had to say "no I just fell on my face." Anyway it's still a good memory overall and I think about it any time I see the (not disfiguring) scar in the mirror.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:57 (two years ago)

Just found out Nuno Espírito Santo is from Barreiro, nice!

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 April 2024 20:59 (two years ago)

xp That sounds like something I would've done in 2005

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 April 2024 21:35 (two years ago)

https://keithfullertonwhitman.bandcamp.com/album/lisbon

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 25 April 2024 21:54 (two years ago)

people have had more lethal encounters with billy the kid tbf

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2024 22:35 (two years ago)

Fwiw it's my dream to emigrate to Portugal one day for some reason. I have been three times since 2018, falling in love with the country on my first visit. Can't wait to go back again

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Friday, 26 April 2024 00:05 (two years ago)

huh.. I've been to Spain but never Portugal, maybe I should go check it out

but I drink more sherry than port

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 26 April 2024 00:07 (two years ago)

Enjoyed this piece, and I don't read Jacobin that often.

https://jacobin.com/2024/04/portugal-revolution-military-coup-anticolonialism

xyzzzz__, Friday, 26 April 2024 09:52 (two years ago)

There's a bust of Willy Brandt in Porto, somewhere near Serralves, whose presence is explained by the SPD intervention that article mentions.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 26 April 2024 11:00 (two years ago)

six months pass...

Thousands of Cape Verdeans have gathered in Lisbon, Portugal, demanding justice for Odair Moniz, who was unjustly shot by the police. pic.twitter.com/nwsfCFlbmj

— African News feed. (@africansinnews) October 27, 2024

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 27 October 2024 11:37 (one year ago)

three months pass...

The Museum of Resistance and Freedom in Lisbon is incredible. Feels more relevant today than ever.

https://www.museudoaljube.pt/en/

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 February 2025 10:18 (one year ago)

Looks like its worth going to Lisbon just for that

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 25 February 2025 13:17 (one year ago)

I went there a couple of years ago and I still think about it. One of its strengths is that it doesn’t try to be a clearinghouse for all resistance movements everywhere. It tells the specific story of political repression and resistance in Portugal in the 20th century as expressed in the actual building it’s situated in, which was a prison for leftist political targets. So you’re surrounded by all the actual corridors and cells and little telephone nooks. And there’s also all this supporting material - a printing press that was operated clandestinely to produce pamphlets, photographs, ciphers, torture devices, testimony, audio recordings. It’s very powerful.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 February 2025 15:46 (one year ago)

ten months pass...

Presidential elections today - the little fascist fuck is almost guara.nteed to make it to the second round

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 January 2026 14:37 (four months ago)

shit

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 18 January 2026 16:08 (four months ago)

he looks like a Latin JD Vance

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 18 January 2026 16:09 (four months ago)

Center left candidate at 31%, the nazi's at 23%. Center right refuses to endorse either candidate in a second round.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 January 2026 22:22 (four months ago)

three weeks pass...

phew

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Sunday, 8 February 2026 23:13 (four months ago)

Indeed!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 February 2026 02:54 (four months ago)

1. Seguro (the center left candidate) received more votes than anyone ever has before in a presidential election, and won every district but two.

2. The fascist did nonetheless get more votes than his party did at the last elections, so is still ascendant.

3. The Iniciativa Liberal (right wing neoliberal party, small but ascendant in previous elections) has come out to decry the fascist as "economically, a socialist" - which is hilarious cope and just blatantly untrue, as the fascist party is financed by some of Portugal's biggest corporations.

4. Context here is Portugal has been suffering under enormous floods for the past few weeks, some people will only be able to vote later (though not enough to mess with the results). Within that context it is very notable how many people turned out.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 9 February 2026 09:55 (four months ago)


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