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well, go on then...have you?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

bonus 1 million points if you actually talk about it.

(yes, i did. last night. and i will not talk about it because it was horrible and wrong.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

... It involved that Boong-Ga! Boong-Ga! game, didn't it?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

You were a perfect gentleman, Jess, fret not. Oh wait, that was my dream.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

TOM TO THREAD!!!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh now things are gettin good

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It involves bums and ARMPITS! Go on Tom!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know if this counts but last night I dreamed that someone posted a picture of two penises and Tad said "What is this - Small Cocks Day?", when I thought they looked quite normal-sized.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I will not rest until I hear this story (after which I will probably cry).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

All I'll say is: nothing destroys a morning glory more completely and quickly as waking up to a friggin' THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS song on the college radio station which makes up the preset of my alarm clock.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

you are all pussies and liars. cough up these psychological hairballs!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU FIRST

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

NEVER. i may have to see the people involved at some point.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan and I are still trying to make things normal again....(ok, sorry Jess... seriously though, I can't say I've ever had IL(se)X, specifically, so far)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, at least tell us what happened with his/her name replaced with "ILXXXer" or something!

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, okay...so as i remember at this point "ILXXXer" and i were in a room together with "person from my real life" and "person from real life's friend"...and we were all sitting around watching tv and "person from my real life" started masturbating and then "person from real life's friend" did and then finally "ILXXXer" did! ew ew EW.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i have shared a bed with several ILXers, but neither have I done anything with them (with, i think, 3 exceptions?), nor have I dreamt about them. Sorry, I know you thought I'd be a dead cert.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I once dreamed I had sex so amazing I started a thread about it on ILE.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

but was it WITH someone from ile???

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

XXXXXXXXXXXXX.............************ and then they lezzed up. hahahahahahahah

― not gareth, someone else (gareth), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess send me your picture and I'll let you know if it was you or not.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Time, at long last, for the no-holds-barred orgy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/jess.jpg

gareth i think america has broken yr brane.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

God Jess I hope it wasn't in that room in the picture - hardly a sex den !!

― polka, Friday, 18 October 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Starry got very annoyed last night cos I wouldn't tell her who I'd had dream-IL(se)X with. And I won't tell you either. She didnt look like she actually does, either, she looked like a woman I'd met when I went to do an interview the other week, but I knew it was really her cause thats what I was calling her. There were two other couples in the dream-bed too but I don't know who they were, lurkers probably.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Helicopters. I got chased by Helicopters.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

what's wrong with my living room!?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Really, they were normal-sized.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe tonights ILX mission is for us all to have IL(se)X dreams and report on them tomorrow.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha Jess it wasn't you but you have a 'grrr' look that might work well in the IL(se)X-dungeon-dream I intend to have tonight.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

haha it was like 10 am in that picture and i think i was drunk. it was taken by accident as i remember.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(don't worry, Jess you're much better looking than I'd expected from your complaining)

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess' calling himself "fat" makes a mockery of my calling myself "not really fat yet".

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a good thing i didn't title this "IL(se)X Fantasies" or we'd probably be in more trouble.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you allowed to lurk at an orgy?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it's generally considered bad form.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

well, go on then...have you?

No way. This is the most asexual, least appetizing community I've ever been involved with in all my travels across the global interweb. AND I'D LIKE IT TO STAY THAT WAY!

(Just kidding. Some of you are quite cute.)

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That's what I thought, Jess. I guess that's where the ILE/Orgy analogy breaks down.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the worst thing you can possibly say at an orgy?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"excuse me, i need to slip into someone more comfortable."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was "Hey, watch the gaping, pus-oozing sores!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"MOM?!?"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"so i said, rectum, i nearly killed em!"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"We demand pictures of dinosaurs!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"so, have you ever read vice magazine?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY HAND PUPPET'S NOT GETTING ANY!!!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"MOMUS?!?"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"BOFUS?!?"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"SISYPHUS?!?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

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I had one the other night. I can't remember if there was actual sex in it or not. But later I had to go wash my hair, and my family were in the bathroom and wouldn't leave.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO??

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

washing hair =?

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, it was sticky.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, N., it wasn't you.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO???

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

for the first 150 or so posts, this thread is pretty great.

i have completely forgotten who was in my dream now.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Gabbo, you tease! And here I was, actually getting excited....;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i have had many more sex dreams about ilx in the interim. to say nothing of the waking fantasies.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the first sex dream I'd had in months a couple days ago; unfortunately (fortunately) it involved no ILXors. It was ridiculously realistic, until one of the walls of the room completely disappeared and there were like dozens of kids-in-costume presumably trick-or-treating standing there watching us, mouths agape.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It was ridiculously realistic

Must have been a short dream!

(Crowd goes wild)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i misread jess's post twice as 'wanking fantasies'. you say tomato...

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for the bit in nickalicous's dream where it becomes unrealistic.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

When NA says "crowd" he basically means me and maybe Dan Perry.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for the bit in nickalicous's dream where it becomes unrealistic.

Right here: it involved no ILXors

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A crowd of one.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hey NA you are
violating the law: "Nick
must never harm Nick"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in tears.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I had another one last night, but I think it was just snogging in this dream. I really can't remember.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to know if i had prison sex with biz markie in ade's dream

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

martin skidmore!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

phoar

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I have rarely felt as flattered in my entire life!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

top marks btw, much obliged.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

haha, my pleasure!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

martin skidmore, mark s sandwich!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

With chewed up pringles in between?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I fcuked some bitch up the ass, her name was Jon Williams then HStencil came in and started licking his balls and he had lip gloss on and i came in his mouth.

― definitely logged out for this one!, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

easy now geir

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

gear, surely

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I dreamt of hot, sopping wet il(se)X the other night.

Kidding! And probably very fortunately for everyone, too, considering how much of a laughing stock I am.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

nope, never had any ilx dreams, (se) or otherwise.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

dreams(se).cx

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

roxymusak

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

i had one about jon williams once

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

or thrice

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

nice one!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I was going to post about how my ambition was to give Mandee the kisses she deserves. AWWWWWWWWWWW

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I forgot, about it, and, then, I remembered, suddenly

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

4 or 5, I think.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Can I request one?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Maybe if I write down ILXors names on slips of paper and then burn them in a censer as I lay down to sleep.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

You have to tell us who gets on the slips!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Omigod sex thread I'm sorry please stop punishing me!

Last night I dreamt I was in a canoe with two male ILXors, out in the middle of the ocean, and then one of them is all like "Man, there's nothing to do out here, let's compare penises," and then the other one drops his shorts and he has this MASSIVE chunky horselike penis, and then the first ILXor is like "hey, wow, that's a good one" (even though I got the distinct impression they'd done this before), and then gradually the first ILXor goes from pointing to it, conversationally, to kind of touching it, and then stroking it, and then eventually he's like groping all over it and I'm politely staring out across the endless ocean like "ho-hum, interesting tern over there, don't you think" while second ILXor is all like "ooo" and giggling.

I'M SORRY THREAD I WILL NEVER TRIFLE WITH YOU AGAIN

― nabiscOHGODNO (nabisco), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

wow.

― carly (carly), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Names!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Was it Momus and Darn1elle?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

jeanne fury was into men in my dream a few nights ago.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

it was you and ned....

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

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