google results for obvious puns (exact matches only)

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"love me tinder"

About 41,400 results (0.25 seconds)

"tinder is the night"

About 21,100 results (0.32 seconds)

niels, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link

haha

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 20 November 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

"once more into the beach"

About 81,200 results (0.29 seconds)

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 20 November 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

"appetite for deconstruction"

About 143,000 results (1.05 seconds)

niels, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

Yup

Bazooka Jobim (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:27 (six years ago) link

"on the sunni side of the street"

About 52 results (1,14 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

may the florist be with you = 1,290

...s'mores... 2,910

...floss... 84,400

...forest... 101,000

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

"body like a backhoe"
About 4,110 results (0.61 seconds)

"driving with my asshole"
24 results (0.23 seconds)

"body like a back hoe"
17 results (0.40 seconds)

"drivin with my asshole"
7 results (0.30 seconds)

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link

"harvey wine stain"

About 165 results (0.67 seconds)

the guy who does the 'Celeb' strip in Private Eye has somehow managed to wring four panels out of this one for the current issue

soref, Thursday, 2 November 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link

"hammer and pickle"
About 10,500 results (0.44 seconds)

"hammer and fickle"
About 3,160 results (0.53 seconds)

"hammer and siskel"
1 result (0.34 seconds)

No results found for "hammer and siskel and ebert"

soref, Thursday, 2 November 2017 01:03 (six years ago) link

http://www.valeslake.com/hamrcovr.jpg

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 November 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link

"now is the winter of our discount tents"

About 4.810 results (0.52 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link

"hammer and sickle cell anemia"
About 3,130 results (0.28 seconds)

jmm, Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link

"lettuce pray"

About 34,100 results (0.66 seconds)

"back to the fuchsia"

About 1,080,000 results (0.65 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 2 November 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

"all we are saying is give pizza a chance"
About 2,200 results (0.98 seconds)

johnny crunch, Friday, 3 November 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

haha wow 2200

niels, Saturday, 4 November 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

"make love not var"
About 318 results (0.27 seconds)

niels, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"calamari desert"
About 266 results (0,41 seconds)

"calamari dessert"
About 12.400 results (0,42 seconds)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 7 July 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

"sea lions on a shirt"

About 1,180 results (0.42 seconds)

soref, Saturday, 7 July 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

"rivers chomo"

About 11 results (0.29 seconds)

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 9 July 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

https://www.uww.edu/Images/videoSplash/JustinBeaver.jpg

soref, Monday, 9 July 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

lol I searched "it was the best of grimes, it was the worst of grimes" and the second result was our humble music board

rip van wanko, Thursday, 12 July 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"rothko's basilisk"

About 10 results (0.26 seconds)

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Sunday, 12 August 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

"royko's basilisk"

About 6 results (0.33 seconds)

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Sunday, 12 August 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

Mike Love v Tom Waits

"Tom Waits for no man"
About 12,600 results (0.33 seconds)

"Mike Love not war"
About 20,100 results (0.53 seconds)

Mike wins!

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 12 August 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

"I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco"
About 21 results (0.38 seconds)

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 12 August 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

google results for obvious portmanteaus:

"pangolinfluenza"

About 4 results (0.33 seconds)

(7 results on twitter)

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

"quarantini"

About 599,000 results (0.42 seconds)

Josefa, Thursday, 9 April 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link


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