did you ever bite someone?

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out of love or hate? and how did your victim react?

I heard a story recently of a girl who bit a boy in his jaw when they were making luvv so the next day the boy had this big purple mark on his face. I asked her if the boy came back to her, and yes he did.

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― erik, Sunday, 20 October 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm always taking chunky bits out of girls. they never come back. god knows why!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, but only on request.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 20 October 2002 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I know someone who bites me, bloody hard. I can't take it, and I think she's gonna tear clumps of flesh from me. So sometimes I bite her back, but I'm too feeble to do it so hard. I don't want to tear her flesh, and I'm scared for my teeth.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

nope, but i've been bitten by animals and humans. human bites are painful! lasting scarring too!

― minna (minna), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i bit my sister when we were kids. drew blood. havent really tried it since.

― donna (donna), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I always bite people. just on the arm or the hand. not too hard.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy the Dunedin Vampire! Sorta.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...

Biting is such fun! Both unexpected and choreographed.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been told to bite someone many times. Never followed through. Kinda want to tho.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 May 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me. Not too hard (please don't leave a mark) and not on the face, but please bite me. I love it, but I can't get my husband to do it*.

*We have an open relationship, so don't worry about that.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

A guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee so I bit him.

― kidadinfinitum, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I've bitten:

my brother's left forearm: he was beating the crap out of me as a kid and I was frustrated and too small to fight back effectively, so I bit him. He still has a scar, and I'm still proud of it;

a horse I had when I was 14: he bit me first;

various lovers who asked me to;

my dentist: it was an accident really, too much novacaine and he told me to bite down on a filling and I bit him instead. He assured me that it happens all the time; and

SpencerL: one day he kept sticking his fingers in my mouth - I told him if he did it again, I'd bite him.

Shit, call me Bitey McClampdown.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

sure thing bitey mac

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Well not really

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not bitey, I'm nibbly. My girlfriend on the other hand... I have teeth makrs on my arm from last night. We were play-wrestling over whether to listen to Teenager of the Year for the second time that day. She used the all-powerful bite veto. There was a lot of saki involved.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

saki = sake. Sorry for my cultural insensitivity.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i once bit my boyfriend on his arm as i hid behind it during a scary bit in a film. a monster jumped out, i leapt a mile and bit bf's arm, at which point he leapt a mile.

― angela (angela), Monday, 26 May 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't bitten anyone in anger since I was about six years old. Many women I have been intimate with have enjoyed love bites and I have always been happy to oblige. My wife will bite the hell out of my forearm if I annoy her enough, but never without warning, and she's never injured me seriously.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 26 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

My friend Nadja bites me on the arm and hands all the time, she says I'm biteable, its just a playful thing. I dont mind biting or being bitten by a guy during a roll around but not hard, just playfully. I've been with one or 2 people who wanted to be bit damn hard and it made me feel v. uncomfortable.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

really? if i was told to bite i'd BITE

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I have bitten quite a few dental hygienists while taking a snooze.

― Roman (Roman), Monday, 26 May 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

really? if i was told to bite i'd BITE

*makes note* (heh just kidding)

Hey I'll bite, I just feel weird if I'm told to bite as HARD AS I CAN because I feel like I'm being asked to cause pain and I don't do pain in sex, ick. Still, each to their own...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 26 May 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I've never been able to do that hard, despite having been asked.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i won't bite, er, *pokey-out* things hard but shoulders and backs and necks = hard Hard HARD

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I have bitten people way too hard before. That's a bad thing to do.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was about 3 or 4, my best friend dropped a big block on my toe, splitting the nail, so I bit him on the cheek, really hard.

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Does it count when you gently bite someone's lower lip whilst kissing?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Did he still have his pants on?

bah, xpost

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

That's okay oops, you're still the MAN OF THE HOUR.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

those are the very best kinds of bites, nick

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

One good thing about dating a nympho = they teach you lots of really great shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

One bad thing about dating a copro = you end up picking up lots of shit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

STOP RIGHT NOW

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still trying to work out exactly what sticky-outy bits Jim said he won't bite. I'm a bit worried now! :p

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

things that could be accidentally bitten off

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(i'm not helping my case at all here)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I think on Sunday I'll sit on the other side of the pub from you ;P Or at least make sure none of my extremities are covered in chocolate...

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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