EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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EXCELSiant MOMcial Commentary

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

social MOMmentary

― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mom-enter-y faps of thee, son

― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell somebody start a new thread please

― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching yourself lay a prole (wins), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:21 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 21:01 (two years ago) Permalink

google coombes get lolz

Mr. Snroombes (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 21:06 (two years ago) Permalink

aw yea

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 07:07 (two years ago) Permalink

This may be the least of its problems, but Labyrinth is on UK television right now and WHO TOLD JENNIFER CONNELLY SHE COULD ACT?

― jedi slimane (suzy), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um...

― Hang Onto Your Selfie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, who cares if she can or not, eh boys ;)

― The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:07 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/194024/Screen-Shot-2014-10-22-at-12-28-52.jpg

― glumdalclitch, Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

microtone policing (wins), Sunday, 24 January 2016 23:37 (two years ago) Permalink

uh, is anyone watching this live feed from inside the standoff? http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/watch-live-feed-from-inside-the-standoff-at-oregon-wildlife-refuge

i'm listening to it one ear as i work and it's fascinating. some of them appear to be recording their final statements for their family.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then you have little snippets of conversation like "we came, we were peaceful....and now we're gonna fuck shit up", followed by some old guy going "yes sir"

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're discussing when they should go to the bathroom. one guy just said he's been known to shit himself

i bet all of this is actually very similar to off the record founding father conversations

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:46 (two years ago) Permalink

gold

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:22 (two years ago) Permalink

oh goddammit meant to put this on ILM

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 10:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll move this conversation over there. If an admin feels like locking this, please do.

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 10:33 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like an ILM poll to me

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, February 1, 2016 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lock and I don't wanna be harsh here but a lifetime ban wouldn't be out of order rly

― broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:18 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um I hope you're kidding

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 1:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:44 (two years ago) Permalink

Uh oh cleanup on aisle 51

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:49 (two years ago) Permalink

I really don't understand this place sometimes

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:51 (two years ago) Permalink

I bleev the most of the joke here is my curmudgeonly stance towards ilm and everything to do with ilm I wouldn't worry bout it

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:53 (two years ago) Permalink

i for one laughed at the idea of Darin totally fucking up and everyone being so mad at Darin.

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:55 (two years ago) Permalink

I've seen people get really pissed about users not using search functions etc, so you never know!

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:59 (two years ago) Permalink

ugh good work ruining the excelsior thread, darin. ban darin.

Mordy, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Yeah I've done a full 360 now ban darin

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

oh well I had a good run. RIP

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

tell to the judge son

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:05 (two years ago) Permalink

wow Darin will be missed

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:06 (two years ago) Permalink

was on Team Darin tbh. now on Team No Mercy for Darin.

Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:06 (two years ago) Permalink

unban Darin

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:07 (two years ago) Permalink

free Darin

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:07 (two years ago) Permalink

Did you used to post as darin?

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:10 (two years ago) Permalink

ugh this board has gone totally downhill since darin stopped posting here

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:11 (two years ago) Permalink

guys, I've unbanned Darin

mod (brownie), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:14 (two years ago) Permalink

i am darin

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:14 (two years ago) Permalink

Fake darin

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:16 (two years ago) Permalink

Missed chance for a spacey pic imo

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:17 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah markers didn't even get a shot

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:37 (two years ago) Permalink

(7 years pass)

I just saw on Facebook that Darin died

petulant dick master (silby), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:55 (two years ago) Permalink

I stand with Darin make America great again don't listen to the MSM libtards like darraghmac

the man in the fly castle (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:59 (two years ago) Permalink

je suis darin

mookieproof, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (two years ago) Permalink

look if we're honest with ourselves, we are all darin, each of us, and each of us is responsible in a way for what happened to him.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:15 (two years ago) Permalink

MSM (methylsulfonylmethane) is an organic sulfur compound that's naturally derived during the earth's

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:26 (two years ago) Permalink

Ffs I can't believe darin got banned over this

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 February 2016 22:37 (two years ago) Permalink

darout with the old, darin with the new.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 22:40 (two years ago) Permalink

Did they ever ban Don Derun?

Mark G, Monday, 1 February 2016 22:58 (two years ago) Permalink

Patriots Nation may have forgotten -- or at least is trying to forget -- Aaron Hernandez, but the tight-end-turned-convicted-murderer hasn't forgotten Patriots Nation.
In a letter to a prison pen pal obtained by TMZ, the incarcerated Hernandez says he watches the Pats games from a TV in a cell and "still [roots] for my squad and still [loves] all the ones I loved."

But he no longer loves one of the ones he loved, describing owner Robert Kraft as "fake ass [and] non loyal," saying Kraft "told me he loved me every time he seen me but obviously shows his word ain't [crap]."

Kraft testified against Hernandez in the trial in which the ex-Patriot was convicted of murdering his former friend, Oden Lloyd.

But he has good words for others, like . . .

Tom Brady: "The closest I was with was probably Brady and whom I love to death and always will and only hope the best for them.”

Rob Gronkowski: “The BEST TE ever to walk on a football field”

Julian Edelman and Deion Branch: "[Was] cool with Julez, Branch (I [bleeped] with and got mad love for)"

Hernandez started the letter by blasting his pen pal -- a woman named Rachel -- for criticizing him and went on to suggest ways she could kill herself:

-- “Tie a cinderblock to your ankles and jump in a deep body of water,” Hernandez writes.

-- “Buy the most powerful firecracker in the world that’s possible to buy, tie it to your face with duct tape, light it and wait for your head to explode.”

But he ends by saying he hopes she "had the best of holidays" . . . though the letter is dated Dec. 15, 10 days before Christmas.

― nomar, Monday, February 1, 2016 11:02 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This Charming Man just popped into my head

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, February 1, 2016 12:36 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls, Monday, 1 February 2016 23:04 (two years ago) Permalink

I would go out tonight
But I'm doing life for murder one

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 23:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Forks: Son, we live in a world that has music, and that music has to be organized into playlists. Who's gonna do it? You? You, mattresslessness? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for musicians, and you curse Spotify. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the royalties issue, while *~~controversial~~*, probably led to more music purchases indirectly. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, leads to more music purchases. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making those playlists, you need me on ILM. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of music streaming issues. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very playlists that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pair of headphones, and listen. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

― nomar, Friday, February 5, 2016 2:42 PM (13 minutes ago)

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:56 (two years ago) Permalink

https://media.giphy.com/media/SbG5YxoG1lwZi/giphy.gif

balls, Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:23 (two years ago) Permalink

From the why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? thread:

The FB macro:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg

The rejoinder:

"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."

― pplains, Saturday, February 6, 2016 8:24 AM (1 hour ago)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:33 (two years ago) Permalink

Anytime I hear about people being enthusiastically pro-Clinton I just wonder wtf world they were living in the 90s.
I was a college student who became a software engineer. It was a pretty cushy world to live in.

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:50 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was a kid playing Legend of the Red Dragon on various BBSs. always blamed Bill for my lack of prowess on that and other door games.

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:51 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 04:48 (two years ago) Permalink

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― pplains, Wednesday, February 10, 2016 10:51 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:59 (two years ago) Permalink

nice

Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:52 (two years ago) Permalink

Did I spot Benjamin Netanyahu in there?

Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:56 (two years ago) Permalink

lol hadn't read that thread but this is a great touch

You, mattresslessness?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Didn't even realize this was the new excelsior thread until just now. I presumed it was just something else from the AFL crew.

how's life, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 17:01 (two years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of those on ilx tho tbf

kinda the beauty of ilx

infinity (∞), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:06 (one month ago) Permalink

me too. LOLs of pain reading that.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:35 (one month ago) Permalink

which thread

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 December 2017 00:13 (one month ago) Permalink

I had to do some detective work myself, but worth it: 10 Best Albums of 2017 to Pump Up Your Productivity Over the Holiday Break - You won't be disappointed by any of these albums.

In a just world, that thread would be the New Yorker story going viral. Alas.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 December 2017 02:11 (one month ago) Permalink

The one about albums of 2017 to add to your productivity

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 22 December 2017 02:25 (one month ago) Permalink

Why u killfile me bruh

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 December 2017 04:28 (one month ago) Permalink

? me?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 22 December 2017 06:09 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

It’s like he’s never heard the “...and while i am AN attorney, I am not YOUR attorney...” speil/joke before.

― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Friday, January 5, 2018 1:04 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is a speil

― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), 5. januar 2018 02:05 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's 'mirror' in Danish

― Frederik B, Friday, January 5, 2018 1:23 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I put a speil on you
and now
ur dane

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, January 5, 2018 1:24 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 5 January 2018 10:00 (one month ago) Permalink

xp who the fuck cares about what the fuck anything is in danish

― j., Thursday, January 4, 2018 9:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was the laugh out loud moment from that exchange fir me.

treeship 2, Friday, 5 January 2018 13:53 (one month ago) Permalink

Two shirts, no trousers. :(
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Saturday, January 6, 2018

dorky piggin it
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, January 6, 2018

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 7 January 2018 05:34 (one month ago) Permalink

Guayaquil (eephus!)
Posted: 9 January 2018 at 04:12:33

can you smell what the rock is nominating

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 09:32 (one month ago) Permalink

Do biopic subjects normally get to speak when films about them win an award?

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, January 9, 2018 1

Churchill said on "Meet the Press" last week that he was delighted with Gary Oldman but criticized "the manner in which he perambulated through foyers."

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 9, 2018 10:12 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:26 (one month ago) Permalink

Sorry Fred but

Don't go after Manchin, don't primary incumbents in deep red states, that's about the stupidest thing to do. Take out centrists in blue states.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:53 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the b is for 'blåhund'

― j., Tuesday, 9 January 2018 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:32 (one month ago) Permalink

Nah, I smiled :) Then I spent way too long trying to come up with a snappy retort. Then I gave up.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:41 (one month ago) Permalink

In politics, he resembles at times an amateur jazz musician — moody and improvisational, but without the technical chops to hold a piece together.

― mookieproof, Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Birth Of The Tool

― Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:51 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:53 PM (fifty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dingus Ah Um

― Empire Burl Ives (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:54 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Taco Supreme

― Empire Burl Ives (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:56 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tyrant Steps

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, January 20, 2018 9:56 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 20 January 2018 22:50 (four weeks ago) Permalink

I often sing “a taco supreme” to that melody.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 20 January 2018 23:13 (four weeks ago) Permalink

guilty ditto

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 21 January 2018 03:51 (four weeks ago) Permalink

This thread is two years old!

Mark G, Sunday, 21 January 2018 09:56 (four weeks ago) Permalink

nothing is funny anymore

mark s, Sunday, 21 January 2018 10:09 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Tru.

Mark G, Sunday, 21 January 2018 10:10 (four weeks ago) Permalink

On the Marks

Evan, Sunday, 21 January 2018 14:17 (four weeks ago) Permalink

I feel like we got the whole excelsior thing sorted with this thread

very stabbable gaius (wins), Sunday, 21 January 2018 14:19 (four weeks ago) Permalink

The real sign is that I got a promo thing the other day announcing a wholly new Gaz Coombes album.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 January 2018 14:21 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Second coombing

very stabbable gaius (wins), Sunday, 21 January 2018 14:25 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Anyway, re Tune-yards:

--

Tried listening to this. It is Not For Me. I don't like her voice, the cheap electro/house music (ooh, a sudden burst of jarring noise! How "transgressive"!) is done better by randos on Spotify playlists I shuffle, and the lyrics are banal, half-baked slogans for critics to fixate on. The appropriation narrative is particularly dumb, because every country on Earth has dorks with laptops making music that sounds just like this. Really, this whole album seems like it was created with the goal of being interviewed on NPR. So, success?

― grawlix (unperson), Sunday, January 21, 2018 11:48 AM (four hours ago)

Have you tried 311? They will literally never be interviewed on NPR.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, January 21, 2018 12:11 PM (four hours ago)

https://www.npr.org/2017/07/09/535768797/311s-nick-hexum-after-3-decades-its-all-about-the-fans

― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Sunday, January 21, 2018 12:15 PM (four hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 January 2018 00:29 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Second coombing

― very stabbable gaius (wins), Sunday, January 21, 2018 9:25 AM (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 22 January 2018 01:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

a rare meta-celsior

godzillas in the mist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 January 2018 02:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

yoga is crazy ancient!

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:29 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously! It's been around since at least the mid-'90s!

― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:30 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2018 21:54 (three weeks ago) Permalink

That’s probably the only funny thing in this thread thank u deems for redeeming us

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Thursday, 25 January 2018 22:10 (three weeks ago) Permalink

It's in the name hey

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2018 22:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink

the title made me chuckle:

In 1640, Italian composer Pietro Della Valle published Della musica dell'età nostra che non è punto inferiore, anzi è migliore di quella dell'età passata, in English About the Music of our Time, which is not Worse but Better than that of Previous Ages

mark s, Saturday, 27 January 2018 12:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

new board description

? (seandalai), Sunday, 28 January 2018 20:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

new board name imho

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 28 January 2018 21:20 (three weeks ago) Permalink

nice to see the gaming debate is up, was wondering about that, gonna listen and see how far i make it thru, i'm firmly in the playing video games past age 13 = DUD, so hopefully matt screams about that

― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 30, 2018 2:02 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

says ilx poster *does double-take, rubs eyes* ‘flappy bird’
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 30, 2018 2:04 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 00:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink

It's somehow doubly tragic to learn that he's apparently only a fan of the Angry Birds MOVIE.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 00:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Au contraire!

I didn't say it redeemed the movie, & I can't separate visuals from content either. But I would still recommend seeing this movie in a theater for the experience & bc I've been wayyyy off on predicting who would love it & who would hate it. I thought It was really shallow upon reflection, but it was a great movie theater experience - packed crowd in a huge auditorium on a Saturday night.

― flappy bird, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you liked EMOJI: THE MOVIE

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um it was called The Emoji Movie

― flappy bird, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 01:05 (two weeks ago) Permalink

😂

estela, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 03:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

actually if you keep making rap threads, each with successively longer and more deranged and passive aggressive titles, culminating in hateful fugues that exceed the character limit, that's ok too

― flopson, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 03:20 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 09:59 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Back then he was just plain old Jonathan Thomas Longthorn from Kansas, out chopping logs in the Marysville sunshine, beads breaking across his forehead.
CHOP! Another one, then another one, and another one.
'You keep chopping them logs, boy, you'll go far' his daddy used to tell him.
'If I work my whole life for this, will I get to perform at the Grammys?' asked little Johnny
'Son, that is something they will not let you do'
“D’USSÉ!”

― Badgers (dog latin), Thursday, February 1, 2018 3:01 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:22 (two weeks ago) Permalink

My dad used to blame the slowness of the family computer on the assertion that my siblings were 'going deep' when they used it. Deep into what, it was never quite clear. The computer's files? The internet? At any rate, there were forbidden depths being plumbed which somehow contributed to a compromised experience for other users, and my dad was tired of it.

― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 January 2018 2:44 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Cross-file to striking imagery

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Friday, 2 February 2018 01:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

real earths have curves

― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 11:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 13:17 (one week ago) Permalink

I still have yet to locate this mysterious distinguished 60-year-old male critic for a paper of record who writes I'M SCREAMING on social media

― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, February 7, 2018 8:56 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


The screaming is DEAFENING!

— Bob Lefsetz (@Lefsetz) June 17, 2012

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, February 7, 2018 8:58 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:06 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm always the last to learn about secret celebrity fucking. Sigh.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

subscribe to my newsletter!

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:50 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:45 (one week ago) Permalink

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:29 (one week ago) Permalink

Fascinating to know Prince coined “Camille” as a tease to MJ. When you think of it, Cam-mille sounds like an inversion of Mi-cael and maybe the sped up voice was him thinking well if the high voice is all you’ve got, I can do that too.

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, February 9, 2018 10:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Saturday, 10 February 2018 10:56 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm saddened by the lack of New Radicals love, that album holds up.

― hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:59 (yesterday) Permalink

Yes, it does.

― henry s, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:19 (yesterday) Permalink

it's got the music in it

― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:46 (yesterday) Permalink

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:48 (five days ago) Permalink

I often sing “a taco supreme” to that melody.

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, January 20, 2018 11:13 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilty ditto

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, January 21, 2018 3:51 AM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i go for "i love ice cream"

ian, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:28 (five days ago) Permalink

(American things)

Glory

― brimstead, Friday, February 16, 2018 6:43 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hole

― F# A# (∞), Friday, February 16, 2018 8:27 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:44 (yesterday) Permalink


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