2k16 what's the worst enormous tech company?

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its in a drawer in a BAG ok

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

it can still hear your bag

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

*hoos receives push notification*

"customers who stuffed their echo dot in this bag also bought:
--128-pack wolf brand chili (no beans)
--good housekeeping (12-month subscription)
--amazon ginsu knife (neck-sized)

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

"Alexa, what does a hoos bag sound like?"

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

"shamone"

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

Genuinely do not know why any of you nutbags voluntarily PAY to have a big tech company spy device in yr homes

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 10 December 2017 09:18 (six years ago) link

this was a good read. about things that are awful. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-12-07/how-rodrigo-duterte-turned-facebook-into-a-weapon-with-a-little-help-from-facebook

davey, Monday, 11 December 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link

reposting from the Weinstein thread, h/t Simon H for catching this: https://gizmodo.com/silicon-valley-s-worst-apologies-of-2017-1821064631

I think the Best Buy one doesn't qualify (they're brick & mortar retail, their corporate hq is in the minneapolis burbs, and they committed a regrettable human error and said so) but there are some really good ones in there. key graf, imo:

As I mentioned earlier, tech companies love to point fingers at machines behaving badly. They spend a lot of time exalting their beloved algorithms as a solution to many of life’s grand problems, but they will not skip a beat before throwing them under the bus for the latest fuck-up. There is a hypocrisy in trying to boost one’s image using the same tools you’re exploiting as a scapegoat.

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

Was it a resentful AI bot that wrote that

badg, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This feels true to me as someone who uses the internet every day, but I also know it’s true because when The Verge partnered with Reticle Research to conduct a representative survey of Americans’ attitudes towards tech’s biggest power players, 15.4 percent of Facebook users said they “greatly” or “somewhat” disliked using the product, while 17 percent of Twitter users said the same. That made them the most disliked of the six companies in question, which also included Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Amazon. More than 10 percent of respondents described Facebook’s effect on society as “very negative,” and 10.5 percent said the same about Twitter — in both cases a higher number than the other four companies combined.

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/28/16795090/internet-community-2017-post-mortem-tumblr-amino-drip-tinyletter

maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

wow Amino looks like an amazing mess that's so great

.oO (silby), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

cash isn’t a problem for Amino, which raised $1.65 million in Series A funding last year.

oh boo

.oO (silby), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

most people have no idea of the reach of Google or they'd hate it worse than Facebook

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 28 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

google has useful products though (search engine, mail, drive, docs)

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 07:13 (six years ago) link

wave

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

orkut

maura, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

google has one useful product

then bought another useful product

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

I thought they developed maps, mail, docs, drive themselves?

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

o i forgot abt maps

thats true, but i feel like apple maps is better imo

the rest i feel are not that great, like gmail steals all yr info and sells it while something like hotmail/microsoft weirdly enough feels safer

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Apple maps is not better.

DJI, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Apple maps is horrible.

pplains, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

gmail, the useless product used by more than 1 billion people

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

the way google has insinuated itself into so many enterprise situations should be causing people to scream holy hell

maura, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

i do scream holy hell maura rly i do

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

google docs is a great free platform imo, use sheets quite a lot too - better than excel by now, imo

I've no idea why hotmail, which is terrible to use, would be "safer" than gmail, tbh unless you only send encrypted mails (or only send emails to people using encrypted email servers) I don't see the difference (apart from gmail basically being faster and better than outlook

drive also my goto, prefer it to dropbox, great syncing and indexing

I would never use any other maps service than google maps

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

the way google has insinuated itself into so many enterprise situations should be causing people to scream holy hell

otm

but somehow i know that i won't literally scream holy hell until one of these companies (google, amazon, facebook, apple, microsoft) merges with another.

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

Android also much better than iOS imo, at least I can do anything faster on an Android device and really enjoy that it's customizable

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

I hate every google product and do my best not to use any of them

.oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

so yeah, the hegemony of google is bad, but their products are simply the best atm imo (unlike FB which is horrible, they're leading the market by chance/being there first)

if only Google paid taxes and didn't have their servers in USA where apparently NSA has a claim to look into any data transfer

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

why is apple maps bad? i kno they got bad press w the australians who almost went off a cliff or whatever but google maps takes me into dangerous ways all the time in the city

apple takes me through major roadways and it feels easier to drive on those streets

wasnt gmail hacked before? i dont remember hotmail ever being hacked

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

why is apple maps bad, I dunno, cause it's clumsier, slower and just not as powerful as gmaps, kinda like why is Libre Office not as good as Microsoft Office

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link

Here is a great link why Apple Maps is way behind Google Map:

https://www.justinobeirne.com/a-year-of-google-maps-and-apple-maps

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

all i see there is google overoptimizing probably to gather more data for whatever evil way they want to take over the usa then the world

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

Google is gathering data at a significantly faster rate than Apple is with regards to Maps. Their machine learning capabilities are significantly above Apple's, which means that Google's is not only gathering more data but able to do more with it.

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

specifically, more able to sell advertisements against your behavior patterns

.oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link

are they able to do more w it though? how many people actually use all those little functionalities? its the same w all their failed products

https://www.computerworlduk.com/galleries/it-vendors/google-graveyard-3508070/

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

machine learning is a fake idea

.oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

that google has an absurdly ubiquitous reach or that they have an insatiable thirst for data isn't what's evil about them -- it's their abdication of responsibility of using that power explicitly for the public good. if anything, they should get more data and beef up their ability to analyze such data.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

some real fuckin challops itt atm

Dan I., Friday, 29 December 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

xp so what's evil about Google is that they are a for-profit corporation and not the state?

.oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

they're a de-facto public utility with a duty of care that people looking up cures for tummy aches and global warming don't end up at flat-earth homeopathy sites

Philip Nunez, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

I think I’ve learned some valuable lessons today about posting on a phone while walking in the city

the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link

Does Facebook expect a critical mass of late Xers and Boomers to riot because they can’t see news links on Facebook?

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

i think they expect news sites will see a drop in traffic

micah, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

I don’t know if this is just starry-eyed Utopianism but if feels that this move coooould really turn public opinion (here) against the Zuck - which given FBs seeming impregnability thus far is actually an exciting prospect

the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link


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